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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott
Ha! You merely singed a few hairs. I, the Pink Tornado, now put out your Lighter Of Amazingness with my Rain Of Revenge!
Poor Seebaruk...soaked to the skin and slinking off the field of valor, scritching his now-powerless lighter and weeping softly all the way.
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Nyaha, my weeping was actually tears of joy, for I have a cunning plan! I yank out my Stereo of Satan, and cover my ears, before launching a tirade of crappy country music at you. Even the most steely-willed warriors will crumble! Bwahahaha!
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