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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott
Ha ha-ha! No puny saw can challenge the awesome power of...The Pink Tornado! With my wind of awesomeness I blow away your swords, your saws, your dragons, and your pathetic attemps at assimilation! The Pink Tornado now stands alone on the field of valor, ready to accept the tribute due him as the winner of this contest.
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Wind of awesomeness? Take it you had a curry last night then. Your puny flatulence has no effect on me, I can hold my breath for 10 minutes easy, and with my Lighter Of Amazingness, light your farts and explode your arse. Bwahahaha!
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