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Old 02-20-2006, 06:01 AM   #2981
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OK, here's the Serenity Prayer...

"They aim to misbehave."
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:10 AM   #2982
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I had a dodgy fish sandwich for lunch, I'm feeling a bit rough now, especially after hearing about the bulls nads.
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:22 AM   #2983
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But they're sweet oysters of the mountains! And the treasure inside - the pearl of the oyster - is something to be savoured.

Or something.
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:23 AM   #2984
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Hehe imagine presenting them on a valentines day dinner

"Hey honey were having oysters.."
"OMG how romantic!"
"Of the mountain!"
"...WTF?"
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:29 AM   #2985
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All I can think of is putting one in your mouth and it being all squidgy, and biting down on it, and it popping in your mouth, and lots of runny, yellow, warm liquid flooding out
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Because that's exactly what bull balls taste like...
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All I can think of is putting one in your mouth and it being all squidgy, and biting down on it, and it popping in your mouth, and lots of runny, yellow, warm liquid flooding out
wait...yellow?
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Old 02-20-2006, 07:05 AM   #2988
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I saw some TV show where someone ate a bulls testicle once, and that's pretty much how the guy described it. Rubbery texture, and when you bite in it's all salty and warm. Or was it a sheep's nads? Can't remember now, I was repulsed so I changed channel.
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Poor Chevy Chase, he won the record for eating the most meatballs, or so he thought
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I saw some TV show where someone ate a bulls testicle once, and that's pretty much how the guy described it. Rubbery texture, and when you bite in it's all salty and warm. Or was it a sheep's nads? Can't remember now, I was repulsed so I changed channel.
You were repulsed? It must have been bad...
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Hehe. There's just something about the thought of eating another creatures love balloons that doesn't sit right with me.
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Sour grapes, that's what it is with you...
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I'll pretend that that makes any sense.

Oh, and I miss the avatar of funkiness.
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what the

OMG boobies
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OMG lack of punctuation
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OMG its a friggen chit chat forum and im a guy who flunked english so what did you expect?
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Coming up after the break:

150 Pages of Nonsense

Tune back in after the following post!
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Yabba Dabba Do!
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150 pages of nonsense

a thrilling story of
love,
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to kill
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unanimously deemed by the critics as
"(...) longer than the Three Word Story (...)"
and
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