02-20-2006, 06:01 AM | #2981 |
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OK, here's the Serenity Prayer...
"They aim to misbehave." |
02-20-2006, 06:10 AM | #2982 |
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I had a dodgy fish sandwich for lunch, I'm feeling a bit rough now, especially after hearing about the bulls nads.
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02-20-2006, 06:22 AM | #2983 |
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But they're sweet oysters of the mountains! And the treasure inside - the pearl of the oyster - is something to be savoured.
Or something. |
02-20-2006, 06:23 AM | #2984 |
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Hehe imagine presenting them on a valentines day dinner
"Hey honey were having oysters.." "OMG how romantic!" "Of the mountain!" "...WTF?"
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02-20-2006, 06:29 AM | #2985 |
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All I can think of is putting one in your mouth and it being all squidgy, and biting down on it, and it popping in your mouth, and lots of runny, yellow, warm liquid flooding out
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02-20-2006, 06:43 AM | #2986 |
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Because that's exactly what bull balls taste like...
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02-20-2006, 06:49 AM | #2987 | |
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02-20-2006, 07:05 AM | #2988 |
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I saw some TV show where someone ate a bulls testicle once, and that's pretty much how the guy described it. Rubbery texture, and when you bite in it's all salty and warm. Or was it a sheep's nads? Can't remember now, I was repulsed so I changed channel.
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02-20-2006, 07:09 AM | #2989 |
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Poor Chevy Chase, he won the record for eating the most meatballs, or so he thought
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02-20-2006, 08:14 AM | #2991 |
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Hehe. There's just something about the thought of eating another creatures love balloons that doesn't sit right with me.
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02-20-2006, 09:35 AM | #2992 |
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Sour grapes, that's what it is with you...
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02-20-2006, 11:01 AM | #2993 |
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02-20-2006, 11:02 AM | #2994 |
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I'll pretend that that makes any sense.
Oh, and I miss the avatar of funkiness. |
02-20-2006, 11:03 AM | #2995 | |
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02-20-2006, 11:17 AM | #2996 |
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OMG lack of punctuation
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02-20-2006, 01:48 PM | #2997 |
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OMG its a friggen chit chat forum and im a guy who flunked english so what did you expect?
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02-20-2006, 02:49 PM | #2998 |
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02-20-2006, 03:25 PM | #2999 |
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Yabba Dabba Do!
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