01-03-2006, 10:54 AM
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Chris Barraclough
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A guy walks into a bar, and spots a man who looks like Van Gogh. He strolls up to him and says "Hey, you're Van Gogh aren't you!"
"Why yes I am" Van Gogh replies. "I love your work" the man says. "Can I buy you a drink?" "No thanks" Van Gogh replies, "I've got one 'ere" Ho ho ho, get it? One ear?
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01-03-2006, 01:21 PM
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Descartes is sitting in a bar and the barman comes up to him and says.
"Here Rene. I'm just about to close up. Do you fancy another before I do?" And Descartes says "I think not" and disappears. Worse jokes than that coming unless I get a nice piece of artwork to stick in the blank space on my wall. 
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01-03-2006, 01:26 PM
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01-03-2006, 01:37 PM
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If the latter then I'll try harder next time. Or maybe that should be less hard. Whichever works best. 
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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01-03-2006, 03:00 PM
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Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives |
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01-03-2006, 03:23 PM
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01-03-2006, 03:24 PM
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Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives |
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01-03-2006, 03:26 PM
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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