Thread Must Die! - Page 49

Sage · 01-12-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Ahhh but I am more than worthy my friend, and I do know what the prize is! Hmm, I wonder if SJH will be willing to do a flipbook as my prize, of me pointing and laughing as tears stream down your cheeks

You might be able to talk Squarejaw into drawing you a flipbook as a consolation prize for when you lose.
Why, what's this? Gosh, it looks like the picture that Squarejaw drew for me, the winner of this contest. And I don't see Seebaruk anywhere in it. Poor, poor Seebaruk...maybe he'll be able to pick up the pieces of his shattered and meaningless life and find a reason to go on after I win.

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

That's it marra, blind hope will get you through the dark days to follow!

Oh, I know what'll be getting me through the next few dark days, and blind hope ain't it!

"Marra"? Is that British slang for "You sexy redneck beast"?

*Melanie68* · 01-12-2006, 09:06 PM

marra Noun. A mate, friend, 'pal'. [Cumbrian/ North-east use]

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/ (source)

Intrepid Homoludens · 01-12-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairygdmther

Gee, seems I recall someone else being described as complicated and it wasn't a female at all! Hmmm...

Oh, and when you insult "girls" by calling them gross, just remember that you're including your Nanay, sisters and (wonderful) female friends.

Okay, so they're not gross. Let's just say I already got my hands full with men as it is...........I mean, not my hands, more like my........

.........

Crumpets, anyone?

Karmillo · 01-12-2006, 11:43 PM

Is that Peanut Butter on one of them? Ill need to try that sometime

...I think Ill pass on the Rasberries and Cheese one though...

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SamNMax

Hey, why do you Brits actually think that "insults" like "tosser" or "wanker" are actually effective?

They're jokey insults, not offensive ones (unless accompanied by a bottle to the head). Why do you Americans think calling each other cigarettes is offensive?

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Originally Posted by You still here?

You might be able to talk Squarejaw into drawing you a flipbook as a consolation prize for when you lose.
Why, what's this? Gosh, it looks like the picture that Squarejaw drew for me, the winner of this contest. And I don't see Seebaruk anywhere in it. Poor, poor Seebaruk...maybe he'll be able to pick up the pieces of his shattered and meaningless life and find a reason to go on after I win.

...and then Scott woke up, and realised it was all a beautiful dream. Then he realised he had no drawing at all cos he had been subject to crushing defeat. Then he realised his pyjama bottoms were damp

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Originally Posted by Lost already and he don't even know it

"Marra"? Is that British slang for "You sexy redneck beast"?

Mel got it spot on, didn't even know that word had been documented!

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 02:04 AM

Let's be honest here; you're all disillusioned. There will be only one winner, and that winner shall be me.

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Let's be honest here; you're all disillusioned. There will be only one winner, and that winner shall be me.

There caaaaaan be oooonly oooone. And that's me, so piss off

In the meantime, hangman anyone? It's a film.

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*stuboy* · 01-13-2006, 02:48 AM

I wonder how many posts it takes to reach the limit on this baby?

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 03:46 AM

I aaaaam the one aaaand owwwwnnnly....

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 03:52 AM

I'm the best, arooooound, nothing's gonna ever keep me down!

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 03:57 AM

You ain't nothing but a hound, dawwwwwg.

Yes, I know that I changed the line...

*stepurhan* · 01-13-2006, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

There caaaaaan be oooonly oooone.

So you're saaying the only way to win this contest is to chop everyone else's heads off with an ancient Japanese sword thus winning SJH's drawing and whatever the hell the Quickening turned out to be as well?

Sounds a bit extreme but I'm up for it. Now where did I put my ancient Japanese sword (with the metal folded 18 gajillion times)

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 04:01 AM

Lower your shields and surrender. Resistance is futile.

*stepurhan* · 01-13-2006, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Lower your shields and surrender. Resistance is futile.

But I don't want to be assimilated into the RLacey.

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

So you're saaying the only way to win this contest is to chop everyone else's heads off with an ancient Japanese sword thus winning SJH's drawing and whatever the hell the Quickening turned out to be as well?

Sounds a bit extreme but I'm up for it. Now where did I put my ancient Japanese sword (with the metal folded 18 gajillion times)

I need no sword my friend, I can beat you all with the power of thought alone!

*Imagines a big dragon eating everyone else*

Hee hee hee

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 04:51 AM

Screw your swords and your dragons! I go Dragon Ball Z Incredible Hulk kinda thing on you all!

*UUUWAAAAAGH!!* *RAAAARG* *PTCHEOW PTCHEOW* *SNRAAAAA*

YA DYA DYA*.....this could go on for a while...

squarejawhero · 01-13-2006, 05:07 AM

Will this be the longest running competition ever?

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 05:25 AM

Not when I have assimilated everyone into the RLacey. Then we will all be one, and RLacey will be declared the winner.

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 05:31 AM

Im immune to assimilation though

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 05:47 AM

Yeah, me too. I've got anti-assimilation pants on, which attack and destroy anyone that tries to assimilate me. I don't really like the idea of 'being one' with anyone, unless of course it's Lucy Liu

01-12-2006, 09:06 PM	#962
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01-13-2006, 02:04 AM	#966
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01-13-2006, 02:48 AM	#968
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01-13-2006, 03:52 AM	#970
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01-13-2006, 03:57 AM	#971
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01-13-2006, 04:01 AM	#973
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Lower your shields and surrender. Resistance is futile. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

01-13-2006, 04:51 AM	#976
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	Screw your swords and your dragons! I go Dragon Ball Z Incredible Hulk kinda thing on you all! UUUWAAAAAGH!! RAAAARG PTCHEOW PTCHEOW SNRAAAAA YA DYA DYA*.....this could go on for a while... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 05:07 AM	#977
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01-13-2006, 05:25 AM	#978
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Not when I have assimilated everyone into the RLacey. Then we will all be one, and RLacey will be declared the winner. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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01-13-2006, 05:47 AM	#980
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Yeah, me too. I've got anti-assimilation pants on, which attack and destroy anyone that tries to assimilate me. I don't really like the idea of 'being one' with anyone, unless of course it's Lucy Liu Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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