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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott
Pfft! Crappy country music? The Pink Tornado was raised on a steady diet of crappy country music! But in executing your ill-fated ploy, you have revealed your weakness. The Pink Tornado now begins doing an off-key rendition of various Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline hits (Seebaruk falls to his knees, clutching his ears and screaming), and for the coup de grace, the Pink Tornado launches into a yodeling version of "I Wanna Be A Cowboy Sweetheart", causing Seebaruk's head to explode.
Right. That's him done, then. The prize will be mine!
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*wanders into the fray*
What's going on?
*sees corpse on floor, minus head*
Nooooooo! My identical twin brother, Kurabees! You son of a bitch, you killed him!!
*activates ear guards before Scott can explode head with country tunes, and pulls out his Gatling Gun of Greatness*
Diiiiiiie! Hahahahahaaa!
*Takes off Scott's arms with well-aimed shots*
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