Sex! - Page 13

Ninth · 02-22-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

Ya really wanna know?

Yes. No. I mean, yes. Uh...

*curiosity wins against reason*

Yes.

SakSquash · 02-22-2006, 03:03 PM

She had to drink a...."protein" shake.

Ninth · 02-22-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

She had to drink a...."protein" shake.

You're such a lively couple.

Karmillo · 02-22-2006, 03:06 PM

wait...i turned to pages at once or something

Sage · 02-22-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

She had to drink a...."protein" shake.

Okay, she won so she gets to stick a toothbrush up your butt and she gets a "protein" shake.
What would you have gotten if you had won?

SakSquash · 02-22-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Okay, she won so she gets to stick a toothbrush up your butt and she gets a "protein" shake.
What would you have gotten if you had won?

Wow that went right over your head. It's not like het getting that shake is a good thing.

Ninth · 02-23-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Okay, she won so she gets to stick a toothbrush up your butt and she gets a "protein" shake.
What would you have gotten if you had won?

Nah, the shake would have been in case of her losing.

By the way, I'm not sure whether we're talking about a "shake of proteins", or about a shake of "proteins".

Of course, that's absolutely none of my business...

seebaruk · 02-23-2006, 01:59 AM

I think Scotty was joking. By protein shake, do ya mean a whole glass full? Never heard that expression before. Cos a whole glass might take some time to prepare!

jjacob · 02-23-2006, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Okay, she won so she gets to stick a toothbrush up your butt and she gets a "protein" shake.
What would you have gotten if you had won?

Sage · 02-23-2006, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

I think Scotty was joking. By protein shake, do ya mean a whole glass full? Never heard that expression before. Cos a whole glass might take some time to prepare!

Hehehe! Seebaruk got it!

I knew I could count on you, marra.

Ninth · 02-23-2006, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Hehehe! Seebaruk got it!

In that case, I'm lost.

<-me being lost

Karmillo · 02-23-2006, 05:54 AM

Hey Burnhouse...you said nothing bigger than your thumb right?

You ever think she might stick a hose up there?

Sage · 02-23-2006, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

In that case, I'm lost.

<-me being lost

Many would consider it a nasty joke, so you're probably better off.

seebaruk · 02-23-2006, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Hehehe! Seebaruk got it!

I knew I could count on you, marra.

Well, guess my minds just as nasty as yours!

And good to see I'm introducing Northern terms to the rest of the world!

Karmillo · 02-23-2006, 06:04 AM

Oh OH! just properly read that post.

Sage · 02-23-2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Already this morning I've had a lengthy discussion about bestiality porn with my flatmate.

Did the two of you reach any interesting conclusions?

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

He brought the subject up by the way.

Trying to get you to rent "Man's Best Friend", was he?

playing_games · 02-23-2006, 06:48 AM

Here's what I don't get. Why would his GF want to stick anything up his butt? That might be something he may enjoy but would she?

I never met a woman who would enjoy doing that for her benefit. I've been with women who would do it to satisfy their man but not for their own enjoyment. Wouldn't she want a better prize for winning the bet?

Edit: Damn. It took me a while but I think I just got Scott's joke which makes my post totally unnecessary. Well, one of my nickname when I was in school was fluorescent light.

seebaruk · 02-23-2006, 06:58 AM

Maybe sticking something up his ass is revenge for him sticking something up hers

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Did the two of you reach any interesting conclusions?

Just that watching it on a portable media player on a bus would probably really freak the hell out of the guy/girl next to you. But at least you'd get two seats to yourself.

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Trying to get you to rent "Man's Best Friend", was he?

Never heard of that particular delight, the only one I know of is Animal Farm (not the cartoon based on the book, obviously!)

Sage · 02-23-2006, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by playing_games

Damn. It took me a while but I think I just got Scott's joke which makes my post totally unnecessary.

Relax. I'm sure there are others who still haven't gotten it.

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Originally Posted by playing_games

Well, one of my nicknames when I was in school was fluorescent light.

Awww, we still love you anyway!

Karmillo · 02-23-2006, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by playing_games

Here's what I don't get. Why would his GF want to stick anything up his butt? That might be something he may enjoy but would she?

Yes
For Power...

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02-23-2006, 06:48 AM	#257
playing_games Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 443	Here's what I don't get. Why would his GF want to stick anything up his butt? That might be something he may enjoy but would she? I never met a woman who would enjoy doing that for her benefit. I've been with women who would do it to satisfy their man but not for their own enjoyment. Wouldn't she want a better prize for winning the bet? Edit: Damn. It took me a while but I think I just got Scott's joke which makes my post totally unnecessary. Well, one of my nickname when I was in school was fluorescent light. Share Share this post on Twitter

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