Sex! - Page 22

Sage · 03-19-2006, 05:58 PM

A mimosa is a mixed drink made with champagne and orange juice.

The drink is named after this tree

seebaruk · 03-20-2006, 01:26 AM

Hmm, doesn't sound too good. Think I'll just stick with pure OJ in the morning. And a bacon and cheese wrap like what I'm munching on right now, mmmm!

Fairygdmther · 03-20-2006, 07:12 AM

Mimosas are wonderful - but I like them better with Asti Spumante than Champagne. When I do my New Year's Day brunch - we always have mimosas! Yum! (although we may start with a bloody mary or two)

Lynsie

Jatsie · 03-23-2006, 01:59 PM

I want a massage.

Jelena · 03-23-2006, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I want a massage.

Since you´re posting in this thread I assume you´re wanting that kind of massage. Well, you aint getting any! Ha!

But I can tell you about a great neck and back massage I get regularely. It´s called amma massage. It brings out my energy and makes me feel sooo goood!

http://www.northshorelij.com/body.cfm?ID=1592

Sage · 03-23-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I want a massage.

What are you offering as a trade, Sunshine?

seebaruk · 03-28-2006, 07:21 AM

I think women are unappreciative of their breasts. If I had them I'd massage them all day long. In the shower, with soapy water.

Henke · 03-28-2006, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

I think women are unappreciative of their breasts. If I had them I'd massage them all day long. In the shower, with soapy water.

Who says that they don't do exactly that?

Jatsie · 03-28-2006, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

I think women are unappreciative of their breasts. If I had them I'd massage them all day long. In the shower, with soapy water.

Something tells me you already have one thing you quite enjoy massaging in the shower, hehe

seebaruk · 03-28-2006, 07:30 AM

Nah, not in the shower, the porno mags get all wet then

And I know women don't spend all day in the shower cos I've seen them out and about doing stuff. Wasting good breast massaging time there.

Sage · 03-28-2006, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

I know women don't spend all day in the shower cos I've seen them out and about doing stuff. Wasting good breast massaging time there.

ROFLMAO!

Jeysie · 03-28-2006, 09:54 AM

Maybe I'm just odd, but somehow I never find massaging my own breasts to be all that exciting, really.

Now having someone else massage my breasts, that has merit.

Peace & Luv, Liz

seebaruk · 03-28-2006, 10:39 AM

Thats what men are for, right?

Fairygdmther · 03-28-2006, 10:42 AM

Is that what men are for? I've always wondered...

Lynsie

Dasilva · 03-28-2006, 10:55 AM

Ohh, thats low.

Sage · 03-28-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairygdmther

Is that what men are for? I've always wondered...

Lynsie

I thought y'all just tolerated our presence for lawn care, vehicle maintenance, and bug-killing duties.

seebaruk · 03-28-2006, 12:45 PM

Nah, boobie squeezing is what its all about. *mash mash mash*

AFGNCAAP · 03-28-2006, 01:36 PM

And the point of keeping two huge "Sex" threads alive is...?

I can't hear you guys.

I guess I'll lock this and invite you to the other one.

03-19-2006, 05:58 PM	#421
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03-20-2006, 01:26 AM	#422
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Hmm, doesn't sound too good. Think I'll just stick with pure OJ in the morning. And a bacon and cheese wrap like what I'm munching on right now, mmmm! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

03-20-2006, 07:12 AM	#423
Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	Mimosas are wonderful - but I like them better with Asti Spumante than Champagne. When I do my New Year's Day brunch - we always have mimosas! Yum! (although we may start with a bloody mary or two) Lynsie Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

03-23-2006, 01:59 PM	#424
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03-28-2006, 07:21 AM	#427
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	I think women are unappreciative of their breasts. If I had them I'd massage them all day long. In the shower, with soapy water. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

03-28-2006, 07:30 AM	#430
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Nah, not in the shower, the porno mags get all wet then And I know women don't spend all day in the shower cos I've seen them out and about doing stuff. Wasting good breast massaging time there. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

03-28-2006, 09:54 AM	#432
Jeysie Diva of Death Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Western Massachusetts Posts: 1,402	Maybe I'm just odd, but somehow I never find massaging my own breasts to be all that exciting, really. Now having someone else massage my breasts, that has merit. Peace & Luv, Liz Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Adventures in Roleplaying (Nov. 19): "Maybe it's still in the Elemental Plane of Candy." "Is the Elemental Plane of Candy anything like Willy Wonka's factory?" "If it is, would that mean Oompa Loompas are Candy Elementals?" "Actually, I'm thinking more like the Candyland board game. But, I like this idea better." "I like the idea of Oompa Loompa Elementals."

03-28-2006, 10:39 AM	#433
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Thats what men are for, right? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

03-28-2006, 10:42 AM	#434
Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	Is that what men are for? I've always wondered... Lynsie Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

03-28-2006, 10:55 AM	#435
Dasilva Hitch-Hiker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Mediterranean Sea Posts: 4,364	Ohh, thats low. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives

03-28-2006, 12:45 PM	#437
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Nah, boobie squeezing is what its all about. mash mash mash Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

03-28-2006, 01:36 PM	#438
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