Sex! - Page 15

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Melanie68

That's harsh.

Very harsh, it's so unexpected too, she's usually such a sweet girl! Some times she can be pretty abusive though!

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

We have this great programme here in Britain called "cosmetic surgery live"
They once showed an operation where a Brazilian plastic surgeon increased the girth of a mans penis using tissue harvested from a dead body.

Oh my god, no ****ing way. Having bits of dead people implanted in your cock?? I'm so glad I missed that particular show!

jjacob · 02-28-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

We have this great programme here in Britain called "cosmetic surgery live"
They once showed an operation where a Brazilian plastic surgeon increased the girth of a mans penis using tissue harvested from a dead body.

*must... not... picture...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Karmillo · 02-28-2006, 09:32 AM

Dude, I got some dead guys wang

Sage · 02-28-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Either that or just paranoia that they're too small, maybe doing it for a confidence boost. It is kinda freaky how some women openly discuss the size of their exes. One of my mates back home even gives her exes nicknames based on their cocks, like one poor unfortunate known as 'twiglet'

That's not always 100% accurate, though. Consider the case of "Tim and Allen":
Tim was a friend of mine. Tim had "been around the block" as many times as I have, so he well knew the difference between "Large" and "Small".
Tim began dating Allen. Tim was psychotically jealous, so I didn't mention that I had been out with Allen a few years before. Tim began going on and on about how huge Allen was (not true).
Tim and Allen later broke up, and Tim suddenly began talking about how tiny Allen was (also not true).
As the years wore on, I came to find that Tim's assessment of the size of his boyfriend's member had nothing whatsoever to do with their actual size, and everything to do with how he felt about them at the time.

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 10:03 AM

Very true matey, definitely gotta take it at face value. Or cock value. Or whatever. I'm off for a beer.

Karmillo · 02-28-2006, 10:13 AM

Yeah I have to admit I do the same, when I broke up with my Girl friend I often tell people she had a tiny cock.

Taught her not to mess with me

Sage · 02-28-2006, 10:21 AM

LOL!
I suspect you telling people that gets you a few interested looks as well.

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 10:25 AM

Hehe, what did I tell you about picking up those Thai girls? You can pretend you just slipped in the bath and fell on a tap all you want

Sage · 02-28-2006, 10:33 AM

Now that's an excuse I've never heard before.

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 11:45 AM

Did I tell you about my trip to Thailand 2 years ago? They've got some ****ing slippery baths there

jjacob · 02-28-2006, 11:55 AM

As well as some lovely ~~xtc-spiked~~ cocktails

(true story)

Sage · 02-28-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Did I tell you about my trip to Thailand 2 years ago? They've got some ****ing slippery baths there

And that bath didn't look slippery at all when you first saw it, did it?
What was that you were saying about "face value" earlier? It's not the face you've got to watch out for, mate.

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

And that bath didn't look slippery at all when you first saw it, did it?
What was that you were saying about "face value" earlier? It's not the face you've got to watch out for, mate.

Gotta admit, at first it looked like a perfectly safe bath, with non slip tiles. It wasn't til I climbed inside that I realised it wasn't quite what I expected. But still I decided to enjoy it anyway, which in hind sight I regret!

Sage · 02-28-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Gotta admit, at first it looked like a perfectly safe bath, with non slip tiles. It wasn't til I climbed inside that I realised it wasn't quite what I expected. But still I decided to enjoy it anyway, which in hind sight I regret!

Well, you enjoyed it at the time, and since you were a tourist it doesn't really count because of the "What happens in Vegas (or Thailand, or where ever), stays in Vegas" rule. No harm, no foul, and you got to try something new.

seebaruk · 02-28-2006, 03:01 PM

Well, I actually managed to avoid any nasty business in Thailand, especially after hearing about all the STDs going about. I had to leg it down the street once cos about ten prossies were legging it after me. Not the most glamorous part of my Asian trip!

Sage · 02-28-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Well, I actually managed to avoid any nasty business in Thailand.

You can tell me as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. I'm not one to judge about that sort of thing.

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

I had to leg it down the street once cos about ten prossies were legging it after me.

...shrieking "You come back! We not done yet!".

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Not the most glamorous part of my Asian trip!

You were chased by both jaded Thai hookers and an amorous female peacock on the same trip? What sort of supercharged pheromones are you putting out, dude?

seebaruk · 03-01-2006, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

You were chased by both jaded Thai hookers and an amorous female peacock on the same trip? What sort of supercharged pheromones are you putting out, dude?

Hehehe, clearly the wrong kind! And the peacock may have been chasing me, but I think it wanted to kill me rather than sleep with me.

sheelbhadra · 03-03-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mira

I'm a good Muslim girl...

i am hindu guy wanna chat

Huz · 03-03-2006, 02:21 PM

Haha

The link between Chit-Chat and IRC is complete!

***tabacco*** · 03-03-2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Huz

Haha

The link between Chit-Chat and IRC is complete!

a/s/l?

02-28-2006, 09:32 AM	#283
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02-28-2006, 10:03 AM	#285
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02-28-2006, 10:13 AM	#286
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02-28-2006, 10:21 AM	#287
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02-28-2006, 10:25 AM	#288
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Hehe, what did I tell you about picking up those Thai girls? You can pretend you just slipped in the bath and fell on a tap all you want Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

02-28-2006, 10:33 AM	#289
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02-28-2006, 11:45 AM	#290
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Did I tell you about my trip to Thailand 2 years ago? They've got some **ing slippery baths there Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk** for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

02-28-2006, 11:55 AM	#291
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02-28-2006, 03:01 PM	#295
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Well, I actually managed to avoid any nasty business in Thailand, especially after hearing about all the STDs going about. I had to leg it down the street once cos about ten prossies were legging it after me. Not the most glamorous part of my Asian trip! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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