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Old 02-01-2006, 11:22 PM   #81
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Certainly. Heck, that's the only way I know how to talk.
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Old 02-01-2006, 11:33 PM   #82
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Hallelujah Gawd Almighty!

You Can Leave Your Hat On
Joe Cocker

Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes

You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

Go over there, turn on the light
Hey, all the lights
Come over here, stand on that chair
Yeah, that's right
Raise your arms up in the air
Now shake 'em
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live

Sweet darling, (you can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
Baby, (you can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
(You can leave your hat on)

(You can leave your hat on)

Suspicious minds are talkin'
They're tryin' to tear us apart
They don't believe in this love of mine
They don't know what love is

They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
Yeah, I know what love is

There ain't no way
(You can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
(You can leave your hat on)
Give me the reason to live
(You can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:42 AM   #83
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Er, should I be worried that I along with Scott seem to have made the highest number of posts on a thread called SEX? Scott's reputation as Da Machine seems to be secure already on the forums but I'm a newcomer and I still would like to pretend that I'm innocent and demure.
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"Da Machine"?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! *snort*
Is that a nice way of saying that "No" isn't a big part of my vocabulary?
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Old 02-02-2006, 09:09 AM   #85
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Hey, Scott, looks like they're all getting to know you pretty well!

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Yeah, I figured that out within minutes of joining this forum mate
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Didn't we all?!
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Well, we each have our own contributions to make to the forum.
Besides, nobody ever wants to talk about cars.
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Cars are sexy. Actually, they're not in and of themselves. But when you have sex in one it's sexy.
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Cars are sexy. Actually, they're not in and of themselves. But when you have sex in one it's sexy.
Especially in one of these equipped with bucket seats that swivel-

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It's not quite so romantic in a Vauxhall Corsa
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It's not quite so romantic in a Vauxhall Corsa
Even though floor shifters and consoles with armrests might be considered "passive contraception" by some (sort of the modern equivalent of a bundling board ), just look at them as a challenge to your creativity.
Also, eating a banana or two before a hot date will get your potassium level up and lessen the likelihood of developing a cramp while you're in odd positions.
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But I hate bananas Doesn't matter anyway cos I've left it up North, no point in having a car down here. These days I just seduce my gf on the number 1 bus instead
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But I hate bananas Doesn't matter anyway cos I've left it up North, no point in having a car down here. These days I just seduce my gf on the number 1 bus instead
I'm sure your fellow commuters must love that!
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Cars are sexy. Actually, they're not in and of themselves. But when you have sex in one it's sexy.
If I was in the car, would it make it more sexier?
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No. The car would be sexier with you in it.
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What about Voulxwagon Camper? I love those things
Only the ones that dont have that stupid box ontop though....
Ah here we go

Its even in the colour I wanna get! *squeel*
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What about Voulxwagon Camper? I love those things
Only the ones that dont have that stupid box ontop though....
Ah here we go

Its even in the colour I wanna get! *squeel*
I hope you're not in any hurry, because those things are glacially slow. Butterflies often flash their bright lights to pass them.
If you really want a "sin bin" (archaic American slang for a customized van), a Renault Espace, Kangoo, or any retired delivery van would be a vastly superior platform upon which to build your rolling orgy palace.
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Well i cant even drive so I wouldnt be doing much traveling in anything I buy...they just look cool
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Well I can't even drive so I wouldnt be doing much traveling in anything I buy...they just look cool
That they do. When I lived in Savannah, I became very popular with the local Dead-Head community (followers of The Grateful Dead, who are also great fans of old Volkswagen vans) because I was the only person in town who could successfully mount and balance tires on the old-style centerless VW rims. Many was the day I came home from work with a contact high, reeking of patchouli.
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