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07-25-2008, 01:26 PM | #30122 |
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Hey, Jatsie started the date rape jokes...
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07-25-2008, 02:35 PM | #30123 |
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People don't write enough songs about date rape.
I'd like to take this opportunity to condemn Stanley Kubrick. Why must you show me a naked granny covered in leprosy sores? WHY!? As if I don't already struggle enough with the female form! Luckily it came after the point in the film where Jack Nicholson cracked open the Jack Daniel's, and being unable to bear watching him drink alone, I promptly followed suit.
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07-25-2008, 03:05 PM | #30124 |
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What a bastard. Shelley Duvall is bad enough. :~
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07-25-2008, 03:09 PM | #30125 |
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Haha, I totally agree, I keep mocking her acting, especially when Nicholson is chasing her up the staircase and she just screams and wildly swings a bat in his direction. I could have put on a wig and played that part better, lol.
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07-25-2008, 03:16 PM | #30126 |
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I'd like to see a Youtube video of that.
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07-25-2008, 03:22 PM | #30127 |
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You grab the camera, I'll be in hair & makeup, and make sure to shoot me from the left, that's my best side.
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07-25-2008, 03:39 PM | #30128 |
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If the left is your best side, why are you voting conservative?
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07-25-2008, 03:42 PM | #30130 |
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Because despite your disconnected logic, my politics have nothing to do with which side I look most sexy from.
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07-25-2008, 07:58 PM | #30132 |
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Horny people stare at your tits/crotch.
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07-25-2008, 11:05 PM | #30133 |
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So does your mom.
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07-25-2008, 11:51 PM | #30134 |
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That's an unfortunate misspelling in your name, Squiddy, you really meant to have your name as Squinnky, right?
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07-26-2008, 02:02 AM | #30136 |
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07-26-2008, 03:05 AM | #30138 |
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I kinda feel bad cos we all forgot it was Hamsie's birthday yesterday.
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Do you mean apart from this one?
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Happy Belated Birthday Hammerite! I so want one of these.
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