You are viewing an archived version of the site which is no longer maintained.
Go to the current live site or the Adventure Gamers forums
Adventure Gamers



 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 07-23-2008, 01:19 PM   #30101
The Greater
 
Giligan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
Send a message via AIM to Giligan
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squinky View Post
Inhale these questions if you will:

1. Is there such a thing as a 'teapot' that cannot be explained using sociology, English literature, quantum mechanics, Moore's law?

2. Do you have a crush on a celebrity (oh dear), if not, what hospital were you born in?

3. Do you think the Thread™ is a waste of time? Why or why not? Also, why does Adventure Gamers have a section for LucasArts, Sierra, Revolution...but not Tomb Raider?

4. Do you think there is such a thing as talent? Or is it just the carbon emissions?

1. Yes. And I say this wearing a black leather trench coat and sunglasses, among other things, and with my fingertips together.

2. The word "crush" makes no sense when used in this context, nor does it when anyone uses it in this context.

3. There is no time. The future, present, and past is all one. Your first question, therefore, is meaningless. And Adventure Gamers does not have a section for Tomb Raider because adventure games aren't cool enough to have bounce physics in them.

4. It's your shoes.

Last edited by Giligan; 07-23-2008 at 02:03 PM.
Giligan is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 02:02 PM   #30102
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

I never used to think that middle aged men trying to have sex with 13 year old girls was funny, but then I watched "To Catch a Predator", and I can't stop laughing. God bless you Dateline NBC!
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 02:53 PM   #30103
Freeware Co-ordinator
 
stepurhan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSH View Post
What about elephants, have we lost their trust?
Read aloud.

Three elephants fall off a cliff. Two land on the beach, one in the sea.

Boom, boom, tsssshhhhh.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43

Cold Topic

A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
stepurhan is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:13 PM   #30104
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

We will, we will, rock you?
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:14 PM   #30105
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

I'm disappointed.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:17 PM   #30106
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

I'm sorry.
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:29 PM   #30107
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

Well then, please take this opportunity to flatter my ego.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:39 PM   #30108
The Greater
 
Giligan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
Send a message via AIM to Giligan
Default

We are the champions, my friends.
Giligan is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:47 PM   #30109
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

We'll keep on fightin' till the end?
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 03:53 PM   #30110
The Greater
 
Giligan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
Send a message via AIM to Giligan
Default

Indeed. Preferably with a good soundtrack to go along with it.
Giligan is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 04:02 PM   #30111
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

I personally think a good bar is more important, but as long as you don't bring along any of that hippty-hop nonsense you like, feel free to provide the soundtrack.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 04:05 PM   #30112
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 04:07 PM   #30113
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

Ooooh, it's like Watership Down now.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-23-2008, 11:59 PM   #30114
Freeware Co-ordinator
 
stepurhan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jat316sob View Post
Well then, please take this opportunity to flatter my ego.
< runs over jat's ego with a steamroller.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squinky View Post
Are those disco bunnies? Their stomachs are flashing in really weird colours.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43

Cold Topic

A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
stepurhan is offline  
Old 07-24-2008, 07:44 AM   #30115
Life and times of...
 
UPtimist's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Up there in the mist
Posts: 6,025
Default

What kind of an animal would play doctor with a 9-year-old?
















A giraffe.
UPtimist is offline  
Old 07-24-2008, 08:39 AM   #30116
The Threadâ„¢ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

...
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Threadâ„¢

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 07-24-2008, 08:37 PM   #30117
The Major Grubert.
 
Not A Speck Of Cereal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
Default

Hungry people stare at your food.
__________________
People don't wear enough hats.
Not A Speck Of Cereal is offline  
Old 07-25-2008, 03:41 AM   #30118
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

Rapey Smurf wants you to have his babies.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 07-25-2008, 03:51 AM   #30119
kamikaze hummingbirds
 
Hammerite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
Default

Smurfy Rape could give anyone the blues.
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
Hammerite is offline  
Old 07-25-2008, 11:11 AM   #30120
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

Rohypnol: I couldn't have done you without it.
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
 



Thread Tools

 


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.