07-23-2008, 01:19 PM | #30101 | |
The Greater
|
Quote:
1. Yes. And I say this wearing a black leather trench coat and sunglasses, among other things, and with my fingertips together. 2. The word "crush" makes no sense when used in this context, nor does it when anyone uses it in this context. 3. There is no time. The future, present, and past is all one. Your first question, therefore, is meaningless. And Adventure Gamers does not have a section for Tomb Raider because adventure games aren't cool enough to have bounce physics in them. 4. It's your shoes. Last edited by Giligan; 07-23-2008 at 02:03 PM. |
|
07-23-2008, 02:02 PM | #30102 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
I never used to think that middle aged men trying to have sex with 13 year old girls was funny, but then I watched "To Catch a Predator", and I can't stop laughing. God bless you Dateline NBC!
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 02:53 PM | #30103 |
Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
|
Read aloud.
Three elephants fall off a cliff. Two land on the beach, one in the sea. Boom, boom, tsssshhhhh.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
07-23-2008, 03:13 PM | #30104 |
Unreliable Narrator
|
We will, we will, rock you?
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
07-23-2008, 03:14 PM | #30105 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
I'm disappointed.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 03:17 PM | #30106 |
Unreliable Narrator
|
I'm sorry.
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
07-23-2008, 03:29 PM | #30107 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
Well then, please take this opportunity to flatter my ego.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 03:39 PM | #30108 |
The Greater
|
We are the champions, my friends.
|
07-23-2008, 03:47 PM | #30109 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
We'll keep on fightin' till the end?
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 03:53 PM | #30110 |
The Greater
|
Indeed. Preferably with a good soundtrack to go along with it.
|
07-23-2008, 04:02 PM | #30111 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
I personally think a good bar is more important, but as long as you don't bring along any of that hippty-hop nonsense you like, feel free to provide the soundtrack.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 04:05 PM | #30112 |
Unreliable Narrator
|
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
07-23-2008, 04:07 PM | #30113 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
Ooooh, it's like Watership Down now.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-23-2008, 11:59 PM | #30114 |
Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
|
< runs over jat's ego with a steamroller.
Are those disco bunnies? Their stomachs are flashing in really weird colours.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
07-24-2008, 07:44 AM | #30115 |
Life and times of...
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Up there in the mist
Posts: 6,025
|
What kind of an animal would play doctor with a 9-year-old?
A giraffe. |
07-24-2008, 08:39 AM | #30116 |
The Threadâ„¢ will die.
|
...
|
07-24-2008, 08:37 PM | #30117 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
|
Hungry people stare at your food.
__________________
People don't wear enough hats.
|
07-25-2008, 03:41 AM | #30118 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
Rapey Smurf wants you to have his babies.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-25-2008, 03:51 AM | #30119 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
|
Smurfy Rape could give anyone the blues.
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
07-25-2008, 11:11 AM | #30120 |
Unreliable Narrator
|
Rohypnol: I couldn't have done you without it.
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |