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Old 07-25-2007, 04:20 PM   #22141
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He had better put on that chastity belt he's usually seen sporting, then.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:24 PM   #22142
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I thought that was a really weird money belt...
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:29 PM   #22143
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No, that's not half a roll of nickels in his pocket, he really was happy to see you.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:42 PM   #22144
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Oi. Hand me a really big, heavy encyclopedia, will ya?
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:43 PM   #22145
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I'm sorry, I don't know what that is, but I do have an encyclopaedia if you need to look up something.
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I need to look up "paedophile" and "foetus".
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:50 PM   #22147
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So, there is a possibility that you find yourself sexually attracted to the unborn?
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Blame all the abortion pictures that pro-life activists keep showing at universities.
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:03 PM   #22150
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I just see a nice puddle of stem cells.

I strongly believe that pro-life activists should be aborted themselves. I know it's probably a little late, as they've clearly passed the foetal stage, but I feel if one stabs them enough times with a knitting needle, the job will still get done.
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Just out of interest, why the sudden rush of fairly disgusting posts, Jat?
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I just see a nice puddle of stem cells.

I strongly believe that pro-life activists should be aborted themselves. I know it's probably a little late, as they've clearly passed the foetal stage, but I feel if one stabs them enough times with a knitting needle, the job will still get done.
That makes two of us. I can't stand those pro-life "Chrisitian" activists. I'd rather study geology before torturously enduring some of their crappy stuff.
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:37 PM   #22153
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They need to understand that the mandates of religious doctrine to populate the planet are obsolete. We're there people, time to squelch it already!

It's now time to manage. What's so hard to understand here?
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Just out of interest, why the sudden rush of fairly disgusting posts, Jat?
Me, disgusting? What? Never!

TBH, I'm not really seeing it.

I was feeling quite playful last night, if that helps you in any way.
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... the happy world of Haribo!
That jingle worries me. It's almost as if they are suggesting that Haribo are mind-altering drugs taking you to a whole new world of jelly-oriented jollity.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:10 AM   #22159
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Doing fine thank you.

I've been to a US-wedding once and rehearsal dinner was interesting. First there was a rehearsal at church. I actually cried more at rehearsal than I did at the actual wedding. Perhaps that's a good reason to rehears everything. At the wedding you've already seen the bride walk down the aile and your makeup stays put.
Then there was a huge dinner with not all, but a lot of the wedding guests. It was very formal and since I was not prepared for it, I had never heard of such a thing as rehearsal dinner before, I had to borrow a nice dress from the bride to be (I was staying with their family.). I had only brought one fancy dress with me and I couldn't very well use it on both rehearsal dinner and the wedding.
Americans seem to put an awful lot of money on their weddings. At least this family did.

My parents didn't have a wedding in church, just a legal wedding. And my mother was wearing a dress she had borrowed from a friend. It was light red.

The dinner cost a bit more, since it was in a very expensive restaurant (we used to go there on one of the Christmas celebration days, too) in the area.

Also, the friends of my father painted "SPD" and "Just married" on my parents car, as a joke. My father doesn't support the SPD (a political party in Germany), you see. When he went to get his car washed at a friend's car wash, he didn't let my father in, because it had "SPD" on it. The friend knew that my father didn't support them, but he still refused.



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That jingle worries me. It's almost as if they are suggesting that Haribo are mind-altering drugs taking you to a whole new world of jelly-oriented jollity.

It's a bit scary if you translate it directly from German: "Haribo macht Kinder froh...und Erwachsene ebenso!" - "Haribo makes Children happy/pleases Children...and Grown ups too."

Though in German itself it isn't really all that scary.


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