07-25-2007, 04:20 PM | #22141 |
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He had better put on that chastity belt he's usually seen sporting, then.
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07-25-2007, 04:24 PM | #22142 |
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I thought that was a really weird money belt...
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07-25-2007, 04:29 PM | #22143 |
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No, that's not half a roll of nickels in his pocket, he really was happy to see you.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-25-2007, 04:42 PM | #22144 |
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Oi. Hand me a really big, heavy encyclopedia, will ya?
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07-25-2007, 04:43 PM | #22145 |
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I'm sorry, I don't know what that is, but I do have an encyclopaedia if you need to look up something.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
07-25-2007, 04:44 PM | #22146 |
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I need to look up "paedophile" and "foetus".
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07-25-2007, 04:50 PM | #22147 |
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So, there is a possibility that you find yourself sexually attracted to the unborn?
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07-25-2007, 04:56 PM | #22148 |
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Blame all the abortion pictures that pro-life activists keep showing at universities.
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07-25-2007, 05:02 PM | #22149 |
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07-25-2007, 05:03 PM | #22150 |
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I just see a nice puddle of stem cells.
I strongly believe that pro-life activists should be aborted themselves. I know it's probably a little late, as they've clearly passed the foetal stage, but I feel if one stabs them enough times with a knitting needle, the job will still get done.
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07-25-2007, 05:09 PM | #22151 |
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Just out of interest, why the sudden rush of fairly disgusting posts, Jat?
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07-25-2007, 06:29 PM | #22152 | |
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07-25-2007, 07:37 PM | #22153 |
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They need to understand that the mandates of religious doctrine to populate the planet are obsolete. We're there people, time to squelch it already!
It's now time to manage. What's so hard to understand here?
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07-26-2007, 01:33 AM | #22154 | |
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TBH, I'm not really seeing it. I was feeling quite playful last night, if that helps you in any way.
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07-26-2007, 03:49 AM | #22155 |
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Activate!
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07-26-2007, 04:18 AM | #22156 |
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What? *Looks around nervously.*
Or would you rather be a pig?
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07-26-2007, 04:44 AM | #22157 |
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What. EvAr.
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07-26-2007, 04:58 AM | #22158 |
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I beg for no man. If I differ I'm going to differ and you'd better damn well like it.
That jingle worries me. It's almost as if they are suggesting that Haribo are mind-altering drugs taking you to a whole new world of jelly-oriented jollity. My Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with an Electron Ram, a Tesla Coil and Twin Airbags, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and is Entirely Automated is perfectly matched for Weaponry by your Robot that fires Six-Inch Nails, is fitted with an Oil-Slick Nozzle, is covered with Silver Piping, has Three Metal Wheels, runs on Coal, and is Very Slow (sadly I'd apparently lose on either of the other criteria )
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My parents didn't have a wedding in church, just a legal wedding. And my mother was wearing a dress she had borrowed from a friend. It was light red. The dinner cost a bit more, since it was in a very expensive restaurant (we used to go there on one of the Christmas celebration days, too) in the area. Also, the friends of my father painted "SPD" and "Just married" on my parents car, as a joke. My father doesn't support the SPD (a political party in Germany), you see. When he went to get his car washed at a friend's car wash, he didn't let my father in, because it had "SPD" on it. The friend knew that my father didn't support them, but he still refused. Quote:
It's a bit scary if you translate it directly from German: "Haribo macht Kinder froh...und Erwachsene ebenso!" - "Haribo makes Children happy/pleases Children...and Grown ups too." Though in German itself it isn't really all that scary. -
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Whatever.
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