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I will let this run for a couple more days, just in case someone has some great caption that they haven’t posted yet.

Expect the results to be announced this Sunday.

And with all these great captions, I’m glad that it is not me that have to pick the winners.

Iznogood - 07 August 2015 11:52 AM

And with all these great captions, I’m glad that it is not me that have to pick the winners.

Wait, what?

Is it not your round??? 

TimovieMan - 07 August 2015 01:50 PM

Iznogood - 07 August 2015 11:52 AM

And with all these great captions, I’m glad that it is not me that have to pick the winners.

Wait, what?

Is it not your round??? 

He’s probably trying to say that he made a “Caption Contest robot” to do the dirty work for him.

diego - 08 August 2015 08:10 AM

TimovieMan - 07 August 2015 01:50 PM

Iznogood - 07 August 2015 11:52 AM

And with all these great captions, I’m glad that it is not me that have to pick the winners.

Wait, what?

Is it not your round??? 

He’s probably trying to say that he made a “Caption Contest robot” to do the dirty work for him.

He he, something like that, yes.

Ahoy! Ye landlubbers!
Welcome t’ th’ parrrty whar ye gunna get yer jus’ rewards, but afore I start to gift ye yer lovely booty fer yer hardyharhar capt’ns, this here be th’ scallywags that ‘ave judged ye ‘n ‘ave picked th’ winners:

From upper port t’ bottom starboard they be: Gaius James Rover, Clara DeSilver, Nelly Cootalot, Sunny Blonde, Cap’n Jane Starling, Papa Doc, Blue Belly, Guybrush Threepwood, Elaine Marley–Threepwood, Jamila (?) ‘n Feodor Morales

diego - 31 July 2015 10:32 AM

Guybrush: There’s something I ought to tell you - I am not left-handed! (changes hands)
Rottingham: There’s something I ought to tell you, too: I have a gun in my right hand.

TimovieMan - 06 August 2015 09:41 AM

Alpha group: “Now, you must wear the cone barrel of shame!”
Gaius James Rover: “I do not like the cone barrel of shame…”

Intense Degree - 31 July 2015 10:01 AM

“Come be an extra in an adventure game” they said. “The only genre with realistically portrayed women” they said. I’ll never be able to explain this to the wife!

Sunny: “Yes, I get that, but what do I stand to gain from a game of strip arm-wrestling with you?”

TimovieMan - 30 July 2015 08:12 PM

Nelly: “Isn’t that cannon a bit excessive? That’s just a cupboard, not a safe, that we want opened.”

Sefir - 30 July 2015 05:24 PM

Girl: “I told you, it was an accident!! I won’t touch the ship’s wheel again!! Now could you please put slowly that sword down?”

Ye win a booty hunt in th’ Caribbean on me new ship.

Whar we gunna be searchin’ fer th’ legendary booty o’ Red Rackham.

Usin’ th’ newest machinery fer underwater booty huntin’.

We hope t’ find boundless riches, t’ be dived equally among th’ crew.

Or if ye be too scared to be off on ‘tis adventure, ye can stay home ‘n watch th’ documentary ‘bout our adventure instead.

(Skewer th’ picture)

Sefir - 30 July 2015 05:47 PM

After Guybrush’s trick with the lice, Captain Rottingham always had his right hand free in the case of an emergency antiparasitic lotion quickdraw.

Lady Kestrel - 03 August 2015 10:08 AM

“We got here as fast as we could when we heard you’d run aground.  Sorry it took so long.”

chrissie - 31 July 2015 07:28 AM

Genie: “As you have been rubbing my lamp your 3 wishes are my command oh master but are you sure you want me to make your mates disappear for no more than just 5 minutes?”

TimovieMan - 03 August 2015 08:19 AM

She had a strategy: one hand ready to arm wrestle and the other ready to flash a boob to distract her opponent…

Tad - 01 August 2015 04:48 PM

Anna decided to be more careful when hanging up the swords after the last incident.

diego - 30 July 2015 05:13 PM

Girl: STOP!!! You killed all the pirates alright, but STOP SLASHING THE SAILS!

Ye win a trip t’ Dizneeland.

Fer yer whole family.

‘N free rides on th’ Pirates o’ th’ Gulf o’ Aden ride.

Ye also get t’ watch me favourite pirate film.

(Skewer th’ picture)

Win some hardyharhar pirate jokes.

Heheheh… hilarious round, and great prizes, too!    Ever since I first played Monkey Island, I’m in love with everything “piraty”, whether it’s games, movies (haven’t seen Pirates yet, but how about Cutthroat Island? ), twisted music videos or meme-ready children shows.

So many great captions this time - Sefir’s “Women and driving”, Intense’s “Extra in adventure game”, Tim’s “Fan art”, LK’s “You put your sword right in”, chrissie’s “Morris Dancer”, Iznogood’s “Spy”... just to name a few. Also, Sefir’s “Practice makes better” I found hilarious yet it didn’t won any awards, but the competition was fierce this time around. Great job Iznogood, and everybody!

The captions were outstanding this time around.  Thanks for putting this one together for us, Izno, and for the very clever prizes.  The pirate cartoons are priceless! 

Great round everyone, lots of laughs and brilliant prizes Izno!

Awesome round, everyone! Some extremely funny captions (again) this round. I very much enjoyed Sefir’s ‘summoning practice’, Intense’s ‘take down the sails’ and diego’s ‘left-handed’ Princess Bride reference-with-a-twist, but Lady Kestrel wins the round for me with her ‘anger management’, ‘hokey pokey’ and ‘run aground’.

And Iznogood, I loved the Monty Python’s Flying Circus intro for the prizes.
And there were some very funny prizes as well. I particularly enjoyed the Arr2-D2, Grammar Pirate and Pirate Booty comics.
They remind me of a joke on Miranda Hart’s show:

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRR!

Thanks everybody and thanks for participating.
There was indeed a lot of other captions that was also prize material, and I *ahem* .. I know .. that the entirely fictional jury had a lot of trouble picking the winners.

diego - 09 August 2015 08:14 PM

(haven’t seen Pirates yet, but how about Cutthroat Island? ).

You should, Walter Matthau is perfect in the role as an old grumpy pirate, but Cutthroat Island is also good.

Caption Contest #48 Carol Reed Mania

So, as the new girl I thought I’d just throw myself in something and this was a funny thread so here I am.
Let’s see how many mistakes I can make? 
I was about to put more pics in, but I was only allowed three and since I’m not used to upload to websites, I will settle for three then.

The games are Black Circle (2) and Blue Madonna. Enjoy! 

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I love bold introductions, i give you that RebKean! welcome here, but you need to use some image uploader sites so we can use those images and leave our comments.

thanks for your effort!

Oh I see. I thought, well I don’t know what I thought actually, haha.
OK, I’ll just eat a little now, and fix this later. Thanks for the info.