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You know you’ve been playing adventures too long when…
...when your objectives for the day is acquiring a map, ship and a crew.
Duckman: Can you believe it? Five hundred bucks for a parking ticket?
Cornfed Pig: You parked in a handicapped zone.
Duckman: Who cares? Nobody parks there anyway, except for the people who are supposed to park there and, hell, I can outrun them anytime.
... you answer “a mighty pirate” when people ask you what do you want to be.
Nobody knows what is gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip.
...when your objectives for the day is acquiring a map, ship and a crew.
Which reminds me:
- When your wife tells you to gather dirty laundry, take the kids to school and buy eggs on your way home, you say: THE THREE TRIALS!!!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
... you don’t understand why kleptomania is considered a disease!
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
....when you try to pay your groceries in the Kickstarter.
... you don’t understand why kleptomania is considered a disease!
you still under the Randal Monady’s effect?, I see 
When you think crystals can help you communicate with animals, and you find yourself developing an irrational urge to set fire to the Nepalese flag.
-When it is no longer obvious that your cat-hair moustache can’t be used to fool the authorities that you are a guy who doesn’t actually have a moustache at all.
-When you use tweezers to turn the pages of your book, just in case touching them sends you to a strange faraway place.
-When you can only turn at 90 degree angles.
-When you write your name on your library card application as “AFGNCAAP”
When faced with an insurmountable problem, your first act is to Google a walkthrough.
For whom the games toll,
they toll for thee.
When your boss at the farm tells you to clean the chicken house and you reply to him that he fights like a cow
When you leave your boring old life behind you and start running to catch the train to an unknown and faraway land full of miracles and mystery
When your girlfriend asks you if you wanna watch tonight’s movie and you’re not sure if you’d like to team up, go alone or push your way through
When you expect that bowling balls are an appropriate means to save the world from being taken over by an evil horde of purple tentacles
When you find yourself steaming open mail via tea kettle or coffee maker so the intended recipient won’t know it was open—even though that intended recipient is you.
Recently completed: Game of Thrones (decent), Tales from the borderlands (great!), Life is Strange (great!), Stasis (good), Annas Quest (great!); Broken Age (poor)
You train your rat to retrieve your wallet.
-When you try to use the hotspot finder in real life and despair when the space bar doesn’t work.
-You pick up the nearest cockroach you see, name him Trevor, and show him to everyone you meet.
-You’ve had an insult sword fight with your brother.
-You feel like you’ve gained some points when you came up with an inventive solution to a problem.
Currently Playing: Chicory: A Colorful Tale
When you start to use the names of your favorite characters for any kind of passwords. What was the password of my ...? Oh yeah .. Guybrush Threepwood. And the password of ....? Elaine Marley.
” I remember. Somebody died. It was me.”
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