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I heard the Tax Revenue Service found a million dollar hairpiece in an off-shore private vault.
The previous owner didn’t want toupet taxes.
With St. Paddy’s day near:
Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ‘This is for the flowers!’ ‘Don’t be silly,’ says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!’
I enjoy playing adventure games on my Alienware M17 r4 and my Nintendo Switch OLED.
And another great Irish joke:
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk
I enjoy playing adventure games on my Alienware M17 r4 and my Nintendo Switch OLED.
Still another Irish Joke:
What do you call two or more Irish people in a park eating sandwitchs together ?
?
A MICK NIC…
I enjoy playing adventure games on my Alienware M17 r4 and my Nintendo Switch OLED.
A professor visits a small fishing village.
He comes across a fisherman in a boat and climbs aboard to speak to him.
He asks the fisherman if he understands poetry. The fisherman says no. The professor says “ah, then half of your life is gone!”
He asks the fisherman if he understands music. The fisherman again says no. The professor says “ah, then the other half of your life is gone!”
The fisherman asks the professor if he knows how to swim. The professor says he doesn’t. The fisherman says “ah, then the whole of your life is gone!” and pushes the professor overboard.
AKA Charo
Messed up doggy
What do u get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower
What do you call a factory that makes average things?
The satisfactory.
A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is instantaneously disqualified.
When a mathematician gets divorced, the ex is no longer part of the equation.
If towels could tell jokes, they would have a dry sense of humor.
i have always loved Al Pacino’s Joke; A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer…. and a Mop!
Polyamory is WRONG!
It’s either Polyphilia or Multiamory, but mixing Greek and Latin is wrong!
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Heard this on “Wait, wait, don’t tell me!” (NPR) the other day:
When worms get into a fight, it usually ends in a tie.
Life is too short to drink bad wine…
From my Christmas cracker I got a purple paper crown, a mini ring toss game, and this joke:
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
all my money is tied up in the soup game at the moment..
..took to the stock market and i’m making a bouillon.
all my money is tied up in the soup game at the moment..
..took to stock market and i’m making a bouillon.
Nothing to do with bad jokes but ................ welcome back 
Life is what it is.
thank you, that’s kind.
still mostly ghosting, though. here’s another joke:
why are geologists trending on Tinder?
because they know how to date.
That medieval-themed fastfood chain never took off.
because the burghers were revolting.
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