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Caption Contest!
Nose guy: SPOT?! What have they done to you?! You don’t look like yourself!
Creature: Look who’s talkin’.
Goblin: (sings) “See the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey-wose, isn’t the goblin sw…”
Man: Ahem…
Goblin: Sorry, didn’t see you there.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
“I invited you over for a civilized meal, would you please stop kicking over my furniture?”
“Your traps would be much more effective if you put bait in them.”
Coach Simone Legree: All right team, listen up! You know the Australians hold the world record for the 200 meter mosey at 6 hours, 39 minutes, and 6.2 seconds, so you have to keep your pace slow enough to beat those numbers. It won’t be easy, but I know you guys can be slower than anyone else in the world, if you put your minds to it!
Remember that unlike the 200-meter crawl, you must stay on your feet at all times and keep moving. If you stop, you’ll get a penalty of at least 5 minutes deducted from your overall time, and if you’re caught with water, you will be disqualified.
I’ll be cheering you on from the shade here and will be tuned in via iPad to the overhead VultureCams. If they get too close, I’ll send out the emergency camel.
Okay, guys! The world is watching! Go shuffle your stuff and show them all how pokey you can be!
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
You mean I wore my best dress for this?
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
“Seriously guys, that is the last time we are using the ancient Egyptian camel sat-nav to find us a hotel.”
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
Camel: This is the first time that I have no idea who the main character is.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
“So, it appears that some old sayings are actually true” said Zara, head of the Horse Design Committee.
“Seriously guys, that is the last time we are using the ancient Egyptian camel sat-nav to find us a hotel.”
well as one who lives in Cairo surly i gained lots of informations about Camels and their breeds , especially every time someone of my Wife’s Family comes to Visit us here and that must Giza Pyramids Visit 
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this in the Screenshot is a Bactrian camel (Two Humps Camel) which originally of central Asia, they inhabit mainly Kazakhstan (which i guess that where thay are in the screenshot), China ,Mongolia and Australia as well. and they differ in a few ways than the other breed the Dromedary which are One Humped Camels ,those which Lives Giza/Egypt and i had ridden ,also they differ in dealing with the extreme variation of temperature they deal with the hot temperature and winter months of snow. but In general, Bactrian camels are much more mild-mannered than their hot-tempered dromedary kin.
they much stronger and command much higher prices than Dromedary camels which you rent (the latter) here in Giza for 10$ only per Hour, and beside Giza they also inhabit North Africa, South Asia and the Middle East as well.
Where is Diego?
Is the caption contest still on?
Will there be any more contests in this thread?
So many questions to be answered….
Aaaand, the time has come to see:
“Seriously guys, that is the last time we are using the ancient Egyptian camel sat-nav to find us a hotel.”
It was then that the main character grew suspicion that something was wrong with his new friend….
Longnose: I ventured past all the traps into the very heart of enemy lands to challenge the evil mastermind and thwart his world domination plans and this is what I find? Frankly, I would have expected something a bit more intimidating.
Congratulations! You win:
Runners-up:
Girl: “What? Why are you all staring at me? You never seen a girl before?”
You mean I wore my best dress for this?
Hi, me fat belly Hi,me long nose. - how did you hear about these cosmetic surgeons? - Aaagh! I think I’m having doubts about their methods.
You, but also everyone else wins: http://www.onthegotours.com/blog/2011/02/technical-and-practical-advice-on-how-to-ride-a-camel
Technical and Practical Advice on How to Ride a Camel!
Special “Most Disturbing Image” Award goes to:
“... and then there where dicks made of poo hanging from the trees, and…”——“I don’t believe you.”
Special Award for her Achievements in the field of Unusual Sports goes to Lady Kestrel.
And a Special “Desert Fauna” Award goes to Advie. 
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Holy Camel Poo ,YES .. I didnt win again but i got Special “Desert Fauna” Award, whatever that is 
That’s the good with these contests Advie. There are so many laughs (and so many awards 
) that everybody wins eventually .
Nice recipes Diego!! Also, perhaps it’s time that someone else should post a couple of images as well (I have some available, but I know that Advie wanted to post too), so that you too can take part in your own contest (and perhaps win an award)!!
You’re free to post the next round, Sefir.
Holy Camel Poo ,YES .. I didnt win again but i got Special “Desert Fauna” Award, whatever that is
Why, it’s a very prestigious Award for your contribution to the forum knowledge of these beautiful animals. 
Also, maybe you’d win some more awards if I could had read your captions (just kidding, I read them, even though I think white font color would be easier to read on those)
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Great choices diego! Intense Degree’s caption about the Egyptian camel sat-nav is my absolute favourite but all the captions are so entertaining - I just love this thread! And, wow, I was a runner-up - I wasn’t expecting it so I feel very honoured!
This thread is so much fun, and I love the prizes, Diego. The “How to Ride a Camel” one is especially funny.
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
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