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Ubisoft strenuously denied that the new Assassin’s creed game had taken a graphical hit after the problems with the last one.
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
Now THESE are puns! 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Why The Last Crown and Bracken Tor are taking so long:
Jonathan Boakes: “Let me out of this! I have games to finish!”
Evil henchmen: “You’ll sit tight until the internet stops caring about your games. Only then will we release you and Matt Clark, who we’ve got in the room next door.”
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Meanwhile, at Oculus Rift testing facilities…
MEANWHILE, at Oculus Rift testing facilities…
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Meanwhile, at Oculus Rift testing facilities…
ROFL! 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Somehow, he regretted not having the haircut done by himself before joining the Army.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
King Graham: “Open, Sesame!”
The Rock: “Sesame? My name is Dwayne Johnson!”
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
It’s a little-known fact that Albert Einstein was into horror fiction and anatomy, before turning to physics.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Dentist: Gentlemen, either we scrap this high-end pipe flow chair hydraulics, or we’re bust.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Delta-Six: “Listen, about this whole Rekall “Vacation to Mars” thing? I’m having second thoughts…”
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
The Very Odd Couple
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
Surgeon: Okay, that’s the fifth tentacle. Only 3 more to go.
Nurse: How did this happen to you, anyway?
Young man: Well, it’s a long story, but it all started when I went to photograph the passing of Halley’s comet in the little town of Illsmouth.
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
Results - tomorrow evening!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
It’s that time of year again, when we get to see:
They could only stand at attention and watch as the maniac launched into the Macarena.
White-haired wizard: “Kiddo, don’t become a magic user! It’s bad for you! I’m 22 years old!!!”
The Very Odd Couple
Working for the ACC (Armchairs Critics Committee) was serious business
Congratulations! You win:
How to get some privacy in the bathroom!
AND
Runners-up
Famous last words: “Oh, good, the plumber’s here…”
Frodo sighed. As a wizard’s mid-life crisis he supposed that adopting the persona of “Gandalf the Green:Eco Warrior” was better than that ridiculous motorised horse that Saruman had been riding for a while.
Donald Dowell: “This is going to be a HOG, isn’t it?”
It was only when he got into the chair in Struck-off Steve’s basement that he truly regretted not having taken out the dental insurance plan.
King Graham’s search for a talking garden ornament was finally over
Splendid! You win:
!
What NOT to buy to your kids!
The ultimate GIF to win them all internet gif-wars!
AND
Bronze medalists
Pat the Plumber p****d off with finicky customers not paying-up for his fabulous new bathrooms decided to try a new approach to extract money from them.
Old Druid: Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.
Skeleton to old man engrossed in reading: “Psst - you’ve got a visitor”
Delta-Six: “Is this really necessary? I just wanted a prescription for paracetamol…”
Unfortunately no one had told Graham that saying ‘Got rocks in your head?’ to a troll was suicide.
Fabulous! You, but also everyone else win:
3 of the greatest philosophy books!
How super-villains got their voice recorded!
AND
Thanx for playing, everyone! You rock!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Those are very creative and funny prizes, Diego. I missed that episode of America’s Got Talent, so a special thanks for that one and also for hosting this excellent round. Adventure gamers definitely have talent when it comes to humor.
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
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