02-21-2009, 02:25 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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A grossly overweight, incredibly sweaty man waddles over and gives you a bear hug that's so strong it snaps several bones.
I wish I had my very own fan club, with thousands of adoring fans. |
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02-21-2009, 02:28 PM
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Stalker of Britain
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Missouri, US
Posts: 4,535
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*poof*
Your adoring fans try to kidnap you to "save you", and end up chasing you off a cliff. I wish I could be Meowth...
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02-21-2009, 02:28 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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Zing- ping
You get a hug from a chunky orangutan named Funky and now he wont stop calling you, b/c your perfume drove him crazy. I wish for a new car
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-22-2009, 02:25 AM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
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Very good, sir. The world will never see rain again.
I wish that whoever corrupts this wish will immediately have a full-size, full-weight, working grand piano fall directly on his/her head! |
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03-07-2009, 03:06 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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Zing
You now may eat what ever you like without getting fat.... however you notice that you cute bunny is starting to look a little chunky arounf the middle. I wish for a foot massage
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-08-2009, 02:12 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
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On Friday, you are run down by a tractor and left in a coma for the weekend.
I wish I could think of better wishes.
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
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03-10-2009, 12:51 PM
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Flower bower bird
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 529
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*Flumppppp!*
You think of some marvelous wishes, but the more marvelous they are, the more they become corrupted. I wish I could afford to hire a mason to fix my cracked walkway and front steps.
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03-10-2009, 12:59 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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Krummmmmmpff!
You find a mason who works for free. He takes out your walkway and front steps and sells them on e-bay. Then he disappears, never to come back again. I wish I knew what goes on in my rabbit's little head. |
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03-12-2009, 09:39 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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Hoppity-hop-hop
You now know what is in your rabbit's head. Unfortunately it's that you bear a strong resemblance to a carrot and she's hatching plots to eat you. I wish I slept better.
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03-12-2009, 04:34 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*zing*
You took one sleeping pill and you sleep so well that you sleep through meeting for the next week. I wish to stop having bad dreams
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-13-2009, 11:48 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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 *Zing* You are now 20 years younger but the age process goes wrong and you continue to get younger until you are now back in grade school. I wish for a day off to rest and read.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-13-2009, 12:10 PM
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Playing character
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Location: Netherlands
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03-13-2009, 01:02 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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besides you're one of my forum crushes...teehee 
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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07-08-2009, 08:04 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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You now have many, many days off to rest and read, because you were let go by the school board after an uptight parent complained about a teacher reading a book about farts to very impressionable young children at the end-of-year party.  (Say, how did that go, by the way?  )I wish for my contract at the university to be renewed. (Please? )
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
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07-09-2009, 04:06 AM
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High Table's Low Chairman
Join Date: Jun 2009
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You, Trunkyo, very much deserve this... wish, to be granted. Your contract, it is renewed. But I foresee the price: a colleague will be fired in your stead. It will be the one whose departure will affect you most, and who'll tell you that the sacrifice was gladly made if it meant that your job will be saved. Because friends do not allow friends to lose their contract Trunkyo. But you didn't wish for a friend's contract to be renewed, now did you? Yet I do not judge. I grant wishes. Farewell, kind master! ~* poof Ah, the genie's gone. Time for a new wish. I wish that I could turn inside out and look around inside myself. Last edited by Karrel; 07-09-2009 at 05:26 AM. |
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07-09-2009, 06:42 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*Zing*
You can now turn yourself inside out and poke all of your organs and change things around..... the only problem is now you talk out of your behind. I wish to have psychic powers 
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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