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Old 10-29-2007, 12:56 PM   #641
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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately everyone thinks you're a lunatic and you end up in an asylum.

I wish winter time never existed.
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:45 AM   #642
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Your wish comes true! The Earth moves closer to the sun, raising the temperature in it's northern and southernmost parts to that of a tropical paradise. It no longer snows and life is good. Unless you're living anywhere near the equator which becomes akin to living in an oven. Oh, and the ice caps melt and we all die. Thanks a lot.

I wish nothing bad ever happens to anyone again. Nothing!! And that includes boredom from nothing bad ever happening. Because that would be a bad thing.
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:38 PM   #643
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*boom* A hyper-relativist philosophy becomes widely adopted by all, and it therefore becomes meaningless to refer to anything as "bad", or "good", for that matter.

I wish my day-to-day life had more singing in it.
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:36 PM   #644
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Be careful what you wish for Squinky. Oh well, since you asked... Everybody around you sings his/her heart out and for a while life is good. Then suddenly someone discoveres an old old OLD Memorex commercial in which a woman breaks a glass by singing a very high note. Overnight this becomes the new rage, and everyone tries to sing as high as (s)he can. You can't stand the horrible skreeches and are forced to spend you days in your room wearing noise-cancelling headphones and earplugs.

I wish I always felt as good as I did yesterday.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:28 PM   #645
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*Swwwwzing!* From now on, you will always be reliving the contentment of yesterday. And you won't need to work to get there, either! Very soon you'll stop doing anything at all, because what's the point?

But who says you'll even live long enough for that to happen? Your body is preserving the feeling of relative health that you had yesterday, replacing the natural reactions it should be having. New, minor diseases enter your system, but your body doesn't develop antibodies because it doesn't realize they're there. Meanwhile, you don't feel hungry at all, even when you don't eat! You're dead within three days.

At least you die happy!




I wish I could hear what people were thinking, when and only when I wanted to.
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Old 11-02-2007, 08:21 AM   #646
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You use this power to find out that everyone else had had this power since the beginning of time.

I wish that my biggest possible wish ever couldn't possibly get corrupted
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Old 11-02-2007, 08:27 AM   #647
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Your biggest wish ever is not corrupted. However, THAT was your biggest wish ever.


I wish it could be Christmas every day
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:07 AM   #648
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Wwwwwhhhhooooosssshhhh!!!

You wake up. It's Christmas today. A long sit in the church awaits you. After that you will have coffee and a long walk in the park, which you have seen an incredible number of times. Then it's off to your girl's parents, who you don't like at all, for a copious dinner. You have to listen to your girl's father, who finds himself the funniest man on earth and cracks the same lame jokes every evening. You have many health problems because of all the chocolate, fatty food and wine you consume every day. Every evening you step on the scale to see how much your weight has increased.


I wish it could never be Christmas. And while we're at it, let's skip New Years Eve too!
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:36 AM   #649
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*shazam* You get stuck in Groundhog Day... and unlike Bill Murray in the movie of the same name, you never figure out how to get out of it.

I wish I could eat lots of junk food and never gain weight.
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Old 11-02-2007, 12:08 PM   #650
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OK. Your wish is granted. You don't gain wait but still get all the other side-effects, like high blood-pressure, stained teeth, lack of nutricion...

I wish there was a way to get out of this Groundhog day I'm stuck in.

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Old 11-02-2007, 07:10 PM   #651
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queeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Your loop stops. Unfortunately, that happens at a point where you run out of gas on the highway and have no chance to save people you know need saving (from previous loops) and you have no ability to gain the affection of the one you seek. So sad...

I wish I were stuck in a loop when I was younger, at a period where times were fun, stress was almost non-existence, and I had no worries of security.

Chee'ya, right--and monkeys might fly out'a my butt!
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:58 AM   #652
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*Cheeyarite, cheeyarite!* Monkeys fly out of your butt.

This greatly disturbs your mother, from whom you are breastfeeding. These few moments are now the entirety of your existence.




I wish I could marry a female version of myself.
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:13 PM   #653
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*ping* You marry a female version of yourself to a man who's nothing like you, in your newfound capacity as a priest. Then, you go off and console yourself with happy thoughts of altar boys.

I wish I had real friends in Vancouver.
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:27 AM   #654
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#p#o#o#f# You suddenly find yourself amongst your new, real friends in Vancouver. They turn out even nastier than your imaginary friends, however.

I wish I didn't have to write reports all the time.
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:34 PM   #655
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*Kur-splash*

No more reports. Now nobody knows what in the heck you're talking about in meetings.

I wish that I didn't have to give project status in 5 different ways each and every week.
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #656
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So nothing much changes for me then

%[email protected]

You now have to give project status in 5 different ways each and every day.

I wish I had a book in my home that linked to Myst Online.
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:58 AM   #657
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Riffle, riffle.

You have a book in your home that links to the world of Myst Online. Unfortunately there are no linking books back.

I wish my stone age diet (nothing processed so no beer, chocolate, bread, everything else I like )was over.
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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Old 01-20-2008, 08:34 PM   #658
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*wwhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooossshhhhhhhh hh....*

No problem, you can now dine on a space age diet of sandwhiches and beverages with dessert that sort of look like the real thing but are sodium, fat, calorie, and (last but not least) taste balanced.

I wish I didn't have 7 straight hours of meetings tomorrow with no lunch break.
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:05 PM   #659
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FFffffffffwwwwwuppppp!!!!

You now have 7 straight hours of lunch break tomorrow with no meetings.

I wish my friend was feeling better.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:17 PM   #660
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FFffffffffwwwwwuppppp!!!!

You now have 7 straight hours of lunch break tomorrow with no meetings.

I wish my friend was feeling better.
teehee

Your friend feels better but you now have a large headache in your friend place.


I wish for a Ice Cream Sandwich
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