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UPtimist · 11-02-2006, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AFGNCAAP

Zero-post-count people don't.

Ah, so that's why I didn't find Jesus there...

Also, I remember you om... You know, while I know exactly how it's written, for some reason when I start to write it, there's a weird jelloing effect in my mind that makes me not want to write the name because it sounds so, well, lumpy... Anyways, welcome back, I remember having often having similar thoughts with you

In retrospect, of the viable guesses, I of course guessed you. Of course. It was quite obvious to me, well, would've been had the name not been crossed out... But deep down I clearly knew who it was. Is. Whatever.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 06:56 AM

The name's not so hard, folks.

Om, the divine sound, 'lo, as in "Hello", flump, as in the sound you make when you let yourself fall into a seat.

Or pmulfolmo spelt backwards if you prefer, but I reckon that just makes it worse.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

Good to have you back, ye of the flat and lifeless (not to mention bleak) tone.

You're just fishing for free spankings. Well guess what? It won't work.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

And great job on the hint dropping, by the way.

See, AFGNCAAP? Genius, I say. Admit it already! We have you cornered.

SSH · 11-02-2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkgothic

flump, as in the sound you make when you let yourself fall into a seat.

I always thought that it was a reference to this

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 07:35 AM

Oh, we're talking meanings now?

That'll be $20. I don't do meanings for free.

SSH · 11-02-2006, 07:37 AM

Meaning? No, I was just looking for an opportunity to indulge in some childhood TV nostalgia.

Perkin, Posie and Pootle on the Flumpsicle. Those were the days...

Jatsie · 11-02-2006, 07:51 AM

When I think flump, I think:

AFGNCAAP · 11-02-2006, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

Ah, thanks for filling me in. I'm starting to lose count of all the forum intricacies on which you've educated me.

Seriously? I can't remember. (As for the zero-post-count thing, I myself found out about that last week.

)

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

See, AFGNCAAP? Genius, I say. Admit it already! We have you cornered.

I smell sarcasm.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFGNCAAP

I smell sarcasm.

Distracting people from the truth won't work that easily.

The Impostor · 11-02-2006, 12:19 PM

The Unbiased Impostor Awards.™

Overall Winner:

pinkgothic.

Non-Mod First-Guess Award:

pinkgothic.

List-Making Enthusiasm Award:

pinkgothic.

Participant Award:

pinkgothic.

Non-Specific Award:

pinkgothic.

Most Nicknamed By Impostor Award:

Neike.

Most Posts In This Thread Outside Of The Impostor (I shall assume):

pinkgothic.

The Giligan Award:

pinkgothic.

Best-Dressed:

The Impostor.

Second-Best-Dressed:

pinkgothic.

Honourable Mentions:

Hmm. Who else was there?

The Impostor · 11-02-2006, 12:27 PM

And hey, what about my genius? Unoriginal? Sure. Unclever? Certainly. But genius? God yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Impostor

Well, that writing style of mine could also be that of someone you never knew.
Everyone hereon would not know of every single other poster here, right?
Looking for someone familiar could prove fruitless, but so could its inversion.
Likewise looking for someone who seems likely to pull such a stunt.

Did I lie about my time zone?
Obviously I won't answer that.
Need I reveal myself on my own?
Eventually, though it depends.

AFGNCAAP, Giligan et al, bless you for posting such wildly inaccurate guess lists.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 12:37 PM

*steps up to accept awards*

Thank you, everyone, for being here tonight. I hadn't expected this at all, so, um, *shuffle, shift* I have no speech prepared, but I do have one thing to say:

I have never laughed so hard in my life before!

simpson_yellow · 11-02-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

You're just fishing for free spankings. Well guess what? It won't work.

Much as I'd dearly love a free spanking (I'm tired of paying for them), I was actually just referring to this.

bulldog · 11-02-2006, 02:08 PM

Congrads Pink well done

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 02:20 PM

Psst,

Quote:

Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

Much as I'd dearly love a free spanking (I'm tired of paying for them), I was actually just referring to this.

I know. I was referring to that, too, since I spanked Sage and The Impostor for being so rude about such a flumptastic person. You, however, shall not get any free spankings.

Now look what you've done - you made me explain my joke.

simpson_yellow

The Impostor · 11-02-2006, 02:21 PM

Oh, and I forgot this one.

Inducing Rare Instance Of Impostor-Brand Asterisk Award:

pinkgothic.

pinkgothic · 11-02-2006, 02:27 PM

*scarcely having balanced the awards so far, anticipates the new one being placed atop the swaying pile with a sweatdrop aligning her forehead... and collapses under the weight as it is placed there, uttering a stunned* Ack! *vanishes under the pile*

The Impostor · 11-02-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

*scarcely having balanced the awards so far, anticipates the new one being placed atop the swaying pile with a sweatdrop aligning her forehead... and collapses under the weight as it is placed there, uttering a stunned* Ack! *vanishes under the pile*

Well, that's better than treating it like a teenage boy does his favourite feature and then waving yours, should you grow one, in front of a stunned audience of Music Industry Know-Whos. I'll be curious to know if anyone got that joke. I suppose I'll have to wait untill the Australians log on.

Jazhara7 · 11-02-2006, 03:01 PM

"So, if omloflump is The Impostor as well as Impartial Observer...does that mean I won't be performing any brain surgery this weekend? Aww, man!"

My poor little darling... *hugs Iggy*

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11-02-2006, 06:56 AM	#522
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11-02-2006, 07:35 AM	#526
pinkgothic Feind der Anonymitaet! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,898	Oh, we're talking meanings now? That'll be $20. I don't do meanings for free. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Me pee stick bigger you pee stick." (credit to, but not attributed to, Jeysie) "Don't be careful, be immortal." Brat™, certified as by Trep Winner of the Second-Best-Dressed and Non-Specific awards in the Unbiased Impostor Awards™, amongst many others. Non-Conformist to Non-Conformism™ Internet Explodifier™ - the best weapon of mass destruction!!!11one Trademark Overuser™

11-02-2006, 07:37 AM	#527
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11-02-2006, 07:51 AM	#528
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	When I think flump, I think: Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

11-02-2006, 12:19 PM	#531
The Impostor Queen Of Charlatans' Web Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ? Posts: 260	The Unbiased Impostor Awards.™ Overall Winner: pinkgothic. Non-Mod First-Guess Award: pinkgothic. List-Making Enthusiasm Award: pinkgothic. Participant Award: pinkgothic. Non-Specific Award: pinkgothic. Most Nicknamed By Impostor Award: Neike. Most Posts In This Thread Outside Of The Impostor (I shall assume): pinkgothic. The Giligan Award: pinkgothic. Best-Dressed: The Impostor. Second-Best-Dressed: pinkgothic. Honourable Mentions: Hmm. Who else was there? Share Share this post on Twitter

11-02-2006, 12:37 PM	#533
pinkgothic Feind der Anonymitaet! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,898	steps up to accept awards Thank you, everyone, for being here tonight. I hadn't expected this at all, so, um, shuffle, shift I have no speech prepared, but I do have one thing to say: I have never laughed so hard in my life before! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Me pee stick bigger you pee stick." (credit to, but not attributed to, Jeysie) "Don't be careful, be immortal." Brat™, certified as by Trep Winner of the Second-Best-Dressed and Non-Specific awards in the Unbiased Impostor Awards™, amongst many others. Non-Conformist to Non-Conformism™ Internet Explodifier™ - the best weapon of mass destruction!!!11one Trademark Overuser™

11-02-2006, 02:08 PM	#535
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11-02-2006, 02:21 PM	#537
The Impostor Queen Of Charlatans' Web Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ? Posts: 260	Oh, and I forgot this one. Inducing Rare Instance Of Impostor-Brand Asterisk Award: pinkgothic. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-02-2006, 02:27 PM	#538
pinkgothic Feind der Anonymitaet! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,898	scarcely having balanced the awards so far, anticipates the new one being placed atop the swaying pile with a sweatdrop aligning her forehead... and collapses under the weight as it is placed there, uttering a stunned Ack! vanishes under the pile Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Me pee stick bigger you pee stick." (credit to, but not attributed to, Jeysie) "Don't be careful, be immortal." Brat™, certified as by Trep Winner of the Second-Best-Dressed and Non-Specific awards in the Unbiased Impostor Awards™, amongst many others. Non-Conformist to Non-Conformism™ Internet Explodifier™ - the best weapon of mass destruction!!!11one Trademark Overuser™

11-02-2006, 03:01 PM	#540
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