You are viewing an archived version of the site which is no longer maintained.
Go to the current live site or the Adventure Gamers forums
Adventure Gamers

Home Adventure Forums Misc. Chit Chat This court will now come to order.


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 10-24-2006, 06:07 PM   #1
The Greater
 
Giligan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
Send a message via AIM to Giligan
Default This court will now come to order.

We will now conduct the hearing of case (docket #4-8-15-16-23-42), the Honourable Judge Giligan Dan presiding, on who "The Imposter"'s real identity is. The defendant is being defended by attorneys-at-law Mr. Step Urhan and Mrs. Squinky, vs. Mr. Lacey, who is under the impression that rlpw is also the Imposter. Mr. Urhan, you may call your first witness.


__________________
Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
-Cliff Bleszinski

Last edited by Giligan; 10-24-2006 at 06:13 PM.
Giligan is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 06:40 PM   #2
Creepy Father Figure
 
rlpw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
Posts: 5,107
Default

Well you can count me as not the Imposter for 2 reasons

1: When the post for The Boring Thread came out I was at work. I have web access there BUT I also had a large case of cylander-qualifying-dial-wire-burnout today so me and the shop engineer were kinda busy.

2: I don't write as good as he does
rlpw is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:21 PM   #3
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

It was me! I'm the impostor!
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:34 PM   #4
Bad Influence
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
Posts: 5,547
Send a message via Yahoo to Sage
Default

A more convincing case could be made that rlpw and I are the same person.

Whoever the Impostor is, it's not rlpw.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.

Share the love.

<3
Sage is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:44 PM   #5
Junior Member
 
undeaf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tee Oh
Posts: 842
Default

It's not me, I would not be foolish enough to claim to be male in one thread and claim to be female in another.
undeaf is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:44 PM   #6
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

Don't forget the possibility that I was never on this forum, Scott Stuff.
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:46 PM   #7
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

Quote:
It's not me, I would not be foolish enough to claim to be male in one thread and claim to be female in another.
wouldn't that actually be a smart thing to do?
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 07:50 PM   #8
Bad Influence
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
Posts: 5,547
Send a message via Yahoo to Sage
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Impostor View Post
Don't forget the possibility that I was never on this forum, Scott Stuff.
A newcomer would be unlikely to know my real name, and only one person calls me "Scott Stuff". You just told me who you are.

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.

Share the love.

<3
Sage is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:12 PM   #9
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

Quote:
Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
No, reveal it! Reveal it!
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:45 PM   #10
Senior Member
 
Cold-Factor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 186
Default

Who is The Impostor? The truth must be revealed!!!
Cold-Factor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:46 PM   #11
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

Yes! Yes! Reveal the truth!
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:47 PM   #12
Bad Influence
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
Posts: 5,547
Send a message via Yahoo to Sage
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Impostor View Post
No, reveal it! Reveal it!
Hey, it's your world...I'm just livin' in it.

I'd rather see how this plays out than to spill the beans too soon.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.

Share the love.

<3
Sage is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:52 PM   #13
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

Yes, but you could be wrong............ Reveal it!
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 08:58 PM   #14
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by undeaf View Post
It's not me, I would not be foolish enough to claim to be male in one thread and claim to be female in another.
Ah, but he didn't claim that he was female; he claimed that he lacked a phallus. He must be John Wayne Bobbitt!
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:03 PM   #15
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

I didn't actually say I was a "he" either.
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:05 PM   #16
Bad Influence
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
Posts: 5,547
Send a message via Yahoo to Sage
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Impostor View Post
Yes, but you could be wrong............ Reveal it!
Oh please.

Let's examine the facts:

1. Your spelling is impeccable and your sentence structure is very near perfect and free from local dialectic aberrations. Those two qualities in your posts eliminate most of the usual prankster suspects.

2. Your exuberance and impish cheer are not qualities normally displayed by another one of our dear departed who reappeared under another nickname for a while.

3. You love being provocative and watching people's reactions. One might even say you enjoy playing the social anthropologist from time to time. (And in that last sentence I just told you who I think you are. )

4. Calling me "Scott Stuff" merely confirmed my initial suspicions.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.

Share the love.

<3
Sage is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:06 PM   #17
Queen Of Charlatans' Web
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ?
Posts: 260
Default

You're lucky I rose at 6:00 this morning, TTS. I can't stay awake any longer. My true identity better be revealed by tomorrow. I'll be back if I can't sleep long. And rats, I thought that wildly incorrect elipsis would have lead you off that track.

Last edited by The Impostor; 10-24-2006 at 09:08 PM. Reason: More
The Impostor is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:07 PM   #18
Bad Influence
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
Posts: 5,547
Send a message via Yahoo to Sage
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squinky View Post
Ah, but he didn't claim that he was female; he claimed that he lacked a phallus.
But he did not claim he lacked a phallus of his own.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.

Share the love.

<3
Sage is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:16 PM   #19
Junior Member
 
undeaf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tee Oh
Posts: 842
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squinky View Post
Ah, but he didn't claim that he was female; he claimed that he lacked a phallus. He must be John Wayne Bobbitt!
Well, yeah, but I'm assuming that that claim was just made due to misunderstanding of terminology, and so I think it implies that The Impostor is actually female and not some self surgery freak(no offense meant to any actual self surgery freaks that might be reading this). It sounds like a more accurate indicator than the marriage comments.

Since it's someone Sage knows, it's likely someone that lives near him. However, the only other two people with alabama in their location field say they're male.
undeaf is offline  
Old 10-24-2006, 09:51 PM   #20
Citizen of Bizarro World
 
Maquisard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Htrae
Posts: 4,219
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sage View Post
Oh please.

Let's examine the facts:

1. Your spelling is impeccable and your sentence structure is very near perfect and free from local dialectic aberrations. Those two qualities in your posts eliminate most of the usual prankster suspects.

2. Your exuberance and impish cheer are not qualities normally displayed by another one of our dear departed who reappeared under another nickname for a while.

3. You love being provocative and watching people's reactions. One might even say you enjoy playing the social anthropologist from time to time. (And in that last sentence I just told you who I think you are. )

4. Calling me "Scott Stuff" merely confirmed my initial suspicions.
So you're thinking Trep?
__________________
By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!

~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
Maquisard is offline  
 



Thread Tools

 


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.