10-24-2006, 06:07 PM | #1 |
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This court will now come to order.
We will now conduct the hearing of case (docket #4-8-15-16-23-42), the Honourable Judge Giligan Dan presiding, on who "The Imposter"'s real identity is. The defendant is being defended by attorneys-at-law Mr. Step Urhan and Mrs. Squinky, vs. Mr. Lacey, who is under the impression that rlpw is also the Imposter. Mr. Urhan, you may call your first witness.
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10-24-2006, 06:40 PM | #2 |
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Well you can count me as not the Imposter for 2 reasons
1: When the post for The Boring Thread came out I was at work. I have web access there BUT I also had a large case of cylander-qualifying-dial-wire-burnout today so me and the shop engineer were kinda busy. 2: I don't write as good as he does |
10-24-2006, 07:21 PM | #3 |
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It was me! I'm the impostor!
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10-24-2006, 07:34 PM | #4 |
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A more convincing case could be made that rlpw and I are the same person.
Whoever the Impostor is, it's not rlpw.
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10-24-2006, 07:44 PM | #5 |
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It's not me, I would not be foolish enough to claim to be male in one thread and claim to be female in another.
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10-24-2006, 07:44 PM | #6 |
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Don't forget the possibility that I was never on this forum, Scott Stuff.
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10-24-2006, 07:50 PM | #8 | |
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Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
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10-24-2006, 08:12 PM | #9 | |
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10-24-2006, 08:45 PM | #10 |
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Who is The Impostor? The truth must be revealed!!!
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10-24-2006, 08:46 PM | #11 |
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Yes! Yes! Reveal the truth!
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10-24-2006, 08:47 PM | #12 |
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Hey, it's your world...I'm just livin' in it.
I'd rather see how this plays out than to spill the beans too soon.
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10-24-2006, 08:52 PM | #13 |
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Yes, but you could be wrong............ Reveal it!
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10-24-2006, 08:58 PM | #14 |
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Ah, but he didn't claim that he was female; he claimed that he lacked a phallus. He must be John Wayne Bobbitt!
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10-24-2006, 09:03 PM | #15 |
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I didn't actually say I was a "he" either.
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10-24-2006, 09:05 PM | #16 |
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Oh please.
Let's examine the facts: 1. Your spelling is impeccable and your sentence structure is very near perfect and free from local dialectic aberrations. Those two qualities in your posts eliminate most of the usual prankster suspects. 2. Your exuberance and impish cheer are not qualities normally displayed by another one of our dear departed who reappeared under another nickname for a while. 3. You love being provocative and watching people's reactions. One might even say you enjoy playing the social anthropologist from time to time. (And in that last sentence I just told you who I think you are. ) 4. Calling me "Scott Stuff" merely confirmed my initial suspicions.
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10-24-2006, 09:06 PM | #17 |
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You're lucky I rose at 6:00 this morning, TTS. I can't stay awake any longer. My true identity better be revealed by tomorrow. I'll be back if I can't sleep long. And rats, I thought that wildly incorrect elipsis would have lead you off that track.
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10-24-2006, 09:07 PM | #18 |
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But he did not claim he lacked a phallus of his own.
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