10-11-2006, 12:11 AM | #41 |
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*sobs* I'll never trust another married man again. Ever!
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10-11-2006, 12:16 AM | #42 |
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Please believe me. There are many married men out there who would never sneak in a quick snog before letting the plastic surgeons perform a gender reassignment operation on you. Take me, for instance. I'd never let someone perform such a completely unnecessary operation on you, especially after kissing you soundly. Heck, I'd go so far as to say that kissing you would reinforce my resolve that you must in fact remain the beautiful woman you are.
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10-11-2006, 12:20 AM | #43 | |
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*bursts into tears* Enough of the drama queen routine now. I'm the Queen Bee! *walks proudly to my next appointment with my therapist*
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10-11-2006, 03:48 AM | #44 | |
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I agree with you . Stepurhan snogged another . *sniff,sniff* What do you say to you leave this therapist and come with me *grabbed Jelena by the arm and started walking* Come with me you and I will pick up some breakfast then you and I will start our own fan club. How does that sound?
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10-11-2006, 05:40 AM | #46 |
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Evidently fan clubs are in vogue at the moment. Perhaps I should employ some people to be in mine...
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10-11-2006, 05:50 AM | #47 |
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I'll join, what are the perks?
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None whatsoever, because "Being a Fan of RLacey is the Only Perk You Need™".
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10-11-2006, 06:57 AM | #50 |
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In that case, I'll have a go at it. I don't believe there's anything else on my itinerary at the moment.
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10-11-2006, 07:14 AM | #51 | |
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i went the whole way
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10-11-2006, 07:19 AM | #52 |
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You geshmoogadied her gaflavity with your googus?
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10-11-2006, 07:28 AM | #53 |
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gigeddy gigeddy
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10-11-2006, 08:04 AM | #54 |
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And yes, Christer has facial hair. A really nice variant of a goatee and moustasche. Quote:
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10-11-2006, 09:04 AM | #56 |
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Huh. Now my fifteen minutes of fame are definitely over.
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10-11-2006, 09:08 AM | #57 |
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Don't worry! Bulldog and I are comfortable with the good old hubbies!
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10-11-2006, 12:55 PM | #59 |
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I don't want to join your fan club! I want people to join my fan club!
Well... I don't care too much, actually. The fact that nobody wants to says it all, really . |
10-11-2006, 01:01 PM | #60 |
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Mine passed me by about three years ago when I self-destructed on LiveJournal. That's probably all the fame and accolade I'll ever receive.
You, on the other hand, have plenty of potential (plus one utterly devoted fanclub member), so don't mistake these as your fifteen minutes. This is just the preamble. |
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