Google buys youtube - Page 2

Jatsie · 10-10-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

2. The Bill Clinton (moderately expensive, almost impeachably so)

Does this model come with an authentic curve?

bulldog · 10-10-2006, 01:40 PM

teehee, curves are great

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-10-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

She said she likes facial hair. Well, she raised her hand to it anyway.

After today it won't be her hand she'll be raising.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-10-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Does this model come with an authentic curve?

Good question. Let me ask the surgeon's assistant. Monica, you're needed!!

Squinky · 10-10-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Alright, Squink. I've just come back from consulting with the surgeon who'll be working on you. He said you have three choices for the 'style' of male organ available:

1. The George Costanza (the cheapest and least painful because it requires very little skin and fat)

2. The Bill Clinton (moderately expensive, almost impeachably so)

3. The John Holmes (the most costly - hope you won't mind the skin on your entire behind taking a year to grow back; however, it's also practically instant liposuction, you certainly won't miss most of the fat around your midsection)

Please choose now before the gas takes effect.

#3 is fine. stepurhan offered to pay for it, after all. *falls asleep*

Jatsie · 10-10-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Good question. Let me ask the surgeon's assistant. Monica, you're needed!!

She's changing her scrubs, the blue ones were all stained...

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-10-2006, 01:46 PM

Dammit. She's under. I was about to tell her there's a...

4. The John Wayne Bobbitt (good size, and the best part is that it's detachable - nothing like having options)

Jatsie · 10-10-2006, 01:47 PM

And Halloween is approaching, a Franken-penis would have been perfect!

bulldog · 10-10-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Dammit. She's under. I was about to tell her there's a...

4. The John Wayne Bobbitt (good size, and the best part is that it's detachable - nothing like having options)

Gosh dang you and Jat are cracking me up..... I have been laughing at you two for the last 15 minutes: P

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-10-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

She's changing her scrubs, the blue ones were all stained...

That can only mean one thing - the Bill Clinton model works like a charm.

MoriartyL · 10-10-2006, 02:34 PM

I really like Google, so I'm happy about all this. ( No, not the Squinky thingy- what would make me happier is if this whole discussion were kept private.

) The real issue here is that once this deal goes through, Google will effectively own the internet. Make your own value judgements here.

Squinky · 10-10-2006, 02:51 PM

Sorry for even starting all that. I seriously didn't mean for my silly offhand comment to escalate this far.

bulldog · 10-10-2006, 02:53 PM

I'm sorry too

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-10-2006, 03:15 PM

Sheesh. You n00bi3 p33pz have NO idea how Chit Chat works.

Lee in Limbo · 10-10-2006, 03:48 PM

On the topic of YouTube seeling out to Google: Heh. Told you so.

On the topic of the current Thread Drift: Thank goodness that's over. *wipes sweat from palms, not believing he nearly missed this distressing change of fortunes*

*Melanie68* · 10-10-2006, 03:54 PM

I've been hearing YouTube referred to as the new Napster. Had it gone on longer, it may have gotten itself in more trouble with broadcasting copyrighted stuff.

That said, without Broadband - I barely watch it. I see a few here and there on my computer in my office if someone has linked to one that looks interesting, I'll watch it. But I don't spend time searching it. I rely on word of mouth and even then, I don't often have the time to watch.

Edit: Google's Copyright Nightmare - this contradicts what I wrote in the first sentence. It might be worse.

Jelena · 10-10-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

< gives Squinky a quick snog while she's still "the woman" and not "the man".

Is that what it takes to get a snog from Stepurhan?

Lee in Limbo · 10-10-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jelena

Is that what it takes to get a snog from Stepurhan?

It never would have worked out. He's clearly a 'love 'em and put them under the knife' kinda guy.

Jelena · 10-11-2006, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

It never would have worked out. He's clearly a 'love 'em and put them under the knife' kinda guy.

How could I have misjudged him so bad? I thought.....I thought he was...... ah, nevermind.

Lee in Limbo · 10-11-2006, 12:10 AM

There there... there are plenty more married men in the sea.

10-10-2006, 01:40 PM	#22
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10-10-2006, 01:46 PM	#27
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Dammit. She's under. I was about to tell her there's a... 4. The John Wayne Bobbitt (good size, and the best part is that it's detachable - nothing like having options) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

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10-10-2006, 02:34 PM	#31
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	I really like Google, so I'm happy about all this. ( No, not the Squinky thingy- what would make me happier is if this whole discussion were kept private. ) The real issue here is that once this deal goes through, Google will effectively own the internet. Make your own value judgements here. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

10-10-2006, 02:51 PM	#32
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Sorry for even starting all that. I seriously didn't mean for my silly offhand comment to escalate this far. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-10-2006, 02:53 PM	#33
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	I'm sorry too Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

10-10-2006, 03:15 PM	#34
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Sheesh. You n00bi3 p33pz have NO idea how Chit Chat works. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-10-2006, 03:48 PM	#35
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	On the topic of YouTube seeling out to Google: Heh. Told you so. On the topic of the current Thread Drift: Thank goodness that's over. wipes sweat from palms, not believing he nearly missed this distressing change of fortunes Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

10-10-2006, 03:54 PM	#36
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	I've been hearing YouTube referred to as the new Napster. Had it gone on longer, it may have gotten itself in more trouble with broadcasting copyrighted stuff. That said, without Broadband - I barely watch it. I see a few here and there on my computer in my office if someone has linked to one that looks interesting, I'll watch it. But I don't spend time searching it. I rely on word of mouth and even then, I don't often have the time to watch. Edit: Google's Copyright Nightmare - this contradicts what I wrote in the first sentence. It might be worse. Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by Melanie68; 10-10-2006 at 07:23 PM. Reason: add link

10-11-2006, 12:10 AM	#40
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	There there... there are plenty more married men in the sea. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

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