Please believe me. There are many married men out there who would never sneak in a quick snog before letting the plastic surgeons perform a gender reassignment operation on you. Take me, for instance. I'd never let someone perform such a completely unnecessary operation on you, especially after kissing you soundly. Heck, I'd go so far as to say that kissing you would reinforce my resolve that you must in fact remain the beautiful woman you are.
And besides, men itch most uncomfortably. You don't want that.
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