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Old 06-07-2011, 07:00 PM   #45681
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:04 PM   #45682
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the new RLAcey is definitely an improvement. New functions! Whoever had thought that.
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:08 PM   #45683
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Yeah, but the battery life still sucks.
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:01 AM   #45684
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It was a spy movie with George Clooney in it, called The American. And yep, there was sex in it.
Doesn't that have a couple Finnish actors too?

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Sorry about that Doctor, I felt like I was miles away.

You didn't hypnotise me and do anything... well you know... funny to me did you?
Who, me? Sir, I- I've never even talked to you!
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Old 06-08-2011, 03:15 PM   #45685
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Old 06-08-2011, 03:45 PM   #45686
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How come I keep laughing when I hear the title Congressman Weiner?*giggle like a school girl*
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Old 06-08-2011, 06:49 PM   #45687
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Heheh, the guy thinks he's so sexy but he doesn't even have any hair on his chest. We have a word for people like him: 'watje,' which means 'piece of cotton wool.'
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How come I keep laughing when I hear the title Congressman Weiner?*giggle like a school girl*
I suppose you find the thought of the congress rather parodical and so humorous.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:34 AM   #45689
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and I always understood that a weiner is necessary for congress.
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Old 06-09-2011, 02:47 AM   #45690
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Can you explain?
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:18 AM   #45691
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Well...

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Sexual intercourse From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Sexual congress)
Being a repressed Englishman it's hard for me to explain.*

However, my therapist tells me that it is my parent's fault!


* That is NOT innuendo, you guys are disgusting!
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:42 AM   #45692
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O, I didn't know the hidden extra meaning of 'congress.'
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If you need a definition of Congress, refer here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Congress
I especially like this quote at the top:
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“If Pro is the opposite of Con, then Congress is the opposite of Progress.”
~ Oscar Wilde
Not a real quote (from Oscar Wilde), I presume...
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:35 PM   #45694
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Man I had to do a tweet on that one.
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That was actually pretty good.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:55 PM   #45696
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For other redirection fun, see Brewer's Dictionary of Word Origins
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For Masturbate: See Manual
There's a manual for that?
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Oh, you don't have it?
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:27 AM   #45698
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Who reads manuals anyway?
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