05-10-2011, 03:53 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Maybe. Which leg is left?
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05-10-2011, 04:27 PM
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The Greater
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Location: Kentucky
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scoffed rlpw indignantly, pointing out their childish error. Clearly these shore-bound savages had been referring to the port leg, which is typically found right next to the starboard leg and is commonly identified with a small, steady red light for night navigation.
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05-10-2011, 06:29 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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I was actually waiting for someone to say 'The one he's standing on.'
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05-10-2011, 07:15 PM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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*resists urge to tell "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...?" jokes*
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05-10-2011, 09:11 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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A man with no arms and no legs is called Nick Vujicic.
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05-11-2011, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Godwin's Law - As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. With the length of this thing, we probably passed one quite some time ago.
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05-11-2011, 03:27 AM
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Location: London
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And I don't see the need for more than one leg anyway. |
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05-11-2011, 08:12 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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Good, if you don't need one of your legs, do you mind if I have it? *gets chainsaw ready*
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05-11-2011, 08:53 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
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05-11-2011, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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05-11-2011, 10:21 AM
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The Greater
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05-11-2011, 11:57 AM
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Life and times of...
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Up there in the mist
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It is true that you can find in the Encyclopédie what I would call a Statist definition of the nation because the encyclopedists give four criteria for the existence of the nation.
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05-12-2011, 01:08 AM
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Failed Birthday Elf
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: London
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OK guys, I must admit that I might have been a little bit hasty in some of my earlier comments.
I'm pleased to say that my legs have agreed to undergo some counselling to see if things can be worked out. Obviously some things have been said in the heat of the moment that may not have been meant but are still difficult to take back. However, if my legs do decide to go separate ways it will be painful for all involved and I'm hoping they will see that we can all get on together in a stable relationship. They have been a great support to me over the years and carried me through some difficult times. Trunk, as much as I and my legs like and respect you, they have decided that, whilst the offer is very flattering, they do not want a chainsaw to get between them at this difficult time. I cannot help but agree. |
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05-12-2011, 08:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In the middle of nowhere
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05-12-2011, 08:28 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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