Your Horoscope

SakSquash · 11-07-2005, 06:17 PM

Post which you are!

I'm virgo.

Picture doesn't seem to work, so here's the link.

Sage · 11-07-2005, 06:30 PM

I'm a Sagittarius:

*Melanie68* · 11-07-2005, 06:42 PM

Temp, you are full of P&V today.

(I'm cancer btw

)

DustCropper · 11-07-2005, 06:48 PM

Capricorn!

Fairygdmther · 11-07-2005, 07:07 PM

Lynsie

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-07-2005, 09:13 PM

Virgo.

tempsie, you're f#&king hot for being Virgoan, too.

Jeysie · 11-07-2005, 09:38 PM

*swim, swim* I'm a Pisces.

Peace & Luv, Liz

artwking4 · 11-07-2005, 09:39 PM

Leo. Although, when I tell people that, they seem surprised, because I don't seem to fit the characteristics of a Leo. Well, of course not, because a bunch of rocks and flaming gases hurtling through space can't possibly know something about me or my day that I do not.

Sage · 11-07-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by artwking4

Leo. Although, when I tell people that, they seem surprised, because I don't seem to fit the characteristics of a Leo. Well, of course not, because a bunch of rocks and flaming gases hurtling through space can't possibly know something about me or my day that I don't.

What a classically Leo thing to say.

11-07-2005, 10:16 PM

I'm... Not buying into astrological bullshit.

Lucien21 · 11-07-2005, 10:20 PM

Gemini (just)

Well appearances can be deceptive.

Actually on the link posted abouve it said I was Cancer. Damn Cusp birthdays.

samIamsad · 11-07-2005, 11:20 PM

Duck for cover! December is the nicest month (money,money,money galore) of the year. By far.

SakSquash · 11-08-2005, 12:59 AM

Are you guys even clicking the link?

samIamsad · 11-08-2005, 01:09 AM

Oh. It says: "You're a worthless piece of shit", so there!

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-08-2005, 01:16 AM

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VIRGOS - August 23 to September 21

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You are the logical type and hate disorder.

That's 'cause somebody's gotta analyize, strategize, and eventually clean up all the shit other people drop. And we're masters.

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Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers.

Because they hate being reminded how lazy and unprofessional their asses are while they skim their job.

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You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f#&king.

We're cold and unemotional for good reason: our date's a boring f#&k. And we often fall asleep while f#&king because we can never find a good lay.

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Virgo's make good bus drivers...

Because we're actually courteous to our passengers and when we smile we mean it.

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...and pimps.

Because we're damn good PR people and make everyone look good.

That horoscope forgot a few things:

Virgoans are loyal, patient, wise, thoughtful, and highly intelligent. They'll support you and stand by you during your worst times.

However, NEVER EVER F#&K A VIRGO OVER. PERIOD. This is because we're not so much vindictive in the end as we are unforgivingly truthful. And no asshole ever wants to know the truth about himself.

And whoever wrote that horoscope, I wanna meet his family to tell them what sorry-ass piece of shit he is and that he should be disowned, tied up, and placed in the path of a pimp driven bus.

Ninth · 11-08-2005, 01:17 AM

This link is precious. I'm a sagittarius, by the way...
Rely on luck? Druck? Ok, fair enough.

samIamsad · 11-08-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

This link is precious. I'm a sagittarius, by the way...
Rely on luck? Druck? Ok, fair enough.

Hey! You're exactly ten days older than me! Lucky bastard.

I've once met a guy who was born on the same day as I was. We even shared the same first names. Weird.

Ninth · 11-08-2005, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by samIamsad

Hey! You're exactly ten days older than me! Lucky bastard.

I've once met a guy who was born on the same day as I was. We even shared the same first names. Weird.

One of my close friends is born the same day as I. It's a small world.

There even was this guy who moved into our old house, and went into my school (same class), and it turned out he was born the same day too.

RLacey · 11-08-2005, 04:38 AM

I'm not huge on horoscopes; I genuinely don't believe that they're an accurate indicator of a person.

But hey, I'm a Scorpio...

This picture is slightly weird...

Erwin_Br · 11-08-2005, 05:00 AM

I'm a Sagittarius too!

--Erwin

11-07-2005, 06:17 PM	#1
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Your Horoscope Post which you are! I'm virgo. Picture doesn't seem to work, so here's the link. Share Share this post on Twitter

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Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	I'm a Sagittarius: Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

11-07-2005, 06:42 PM	#3
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	Temp, you are full of P&V today. (I'm cancer btw ) Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by Melanie68; 11-07-2005 at 07:13 PM.

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DustCropper Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,117	Capricorn! Share Share this post on Twitter

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Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	Lynsie Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Virgo. tempsie, you're f#&king hot for being Virgoan, too. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

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Jeysie Diva of Death Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Western Massachusetts Posts: 1,402	swim, swim I'm a Pisces. Peace & Luv, Liz Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Adventures in Roleplaying (Nov. 19): "Maybe it's still in the Elemental Plane of Candy." "Is the Elemental Plane of Candy anything like Willy Wonka's factory?" "If it is, would that mean Oompa Loompas are Candy Elementals?" "Actually, I'm thinking more like the Candyland board game. But, I like this idea better." "I like the idea of Oompa Loompa Elementals."

11-07-2005, 09:39 PM	#8
artwking4 Jack Bauer loves you Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,524	Leo. Although, when I tell people that, they seem surprised, because I don't seem to fit the characteristics of a Leo. Well, of course not, because a bunch of rocks and flaming gases hurtling through space can't possibly know something about me or my day that I do not. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. -- Robert A. Heinlein Last edited by artwking4; 11-07-2005 at 09:47 PM.

11-07-2005, 10:16 PM	#10
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	I'm... Not buying into astrological bullshit. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-07-2005, 10:20 PM	#11
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	Gemini (just) Well appearances can be deceptive. Actually on the link posted abouve it said I was Cancer. Damn Cusp birthdays. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

11-07-2005, 11:20 PM	#12
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	Duck for cover! December is the nicest month (money,money,money galore) of the year. By far. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

11-08-2005, 12:59 AM	#13
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Are you guys even clicking the link? Share Share this post on Twitter

11-08-2005, 01:09 AM	#14
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	Oh. It says: "You're a worthless piece of shit", so there! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

11-08-2005, 01:17 AM	#16
Ninth Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 6,409	This link is precious. I'm a sagittarius, by the way... Rely on luck? Druck? Ok, fair enough. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ...It's down there somewhere. Let me have another look.

11-08-2005, 04:38 AM	#19
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I'm not huge on horoscopes; I genuinely don't believe that they're an accurate indicator of a person. But hey, I'm a Scorpio... This picture is slightly weird... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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Erwin_Br Under pressure. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Apeldoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 3,773	I'm a Sagittarius too! --Erwin Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ > Learn more about my forthcoming point & click adventure: Bad Timing! > Or... Visit Adventure Developers: Everything about developing adventure games.