[RLacey]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

He's right, you know. The "clean-cut" look might get you a job, but it won't get you lucky.
Affect an air of disdain and disinterest and naughty bits of crumpet will beat a path to your door.

And if I don't want naughty bits of crumpet at this point in my life?

[gillyruless]

Originally Posted by RLacey

And if I don't want naughty bits of crumpet at this point in my life?

Huh, that's interesting. With the exception of a week or two when I was twelve, I don't think I've never stopped wanting naughty bits of crumpet since I was ten. Crumpets are just so nice, especially the naughty bits, you know.

[RLacey]

Mmmm....

[Melanie68]

Keep trying Gilly and Scott....

Maybe if you pound it into his head enough, he'll see reason

[RLacey]

I give you guys credit for pushing the matter, but it's a lost cause .

[Sage]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Mmmm....

No...see, those are nice crumpets.
Gilly, I can see we have our work cut out for us.

Then again, all this niceness and innocence might just be an affectation, and our Robert may in fact have had several beds collapse due to the loss of structural integrity caused by all the notches carved into them.
Or not. It's hard to say, really.

[RLacey]

I apologise for the fact that this horoscope thread appears to have turned into a how Robert needs to change his life in order to get a girlfriend thread.

Let's get back to horoscopes, hmm?

So yeah, Scorpio. There's a webring for people like me, apparently. And, also apparently, I'm stubborn and determined to succeed.

[gillyruless]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

No...see, those are nice crumpets.
Gilly, I can see we have our work cut out for us.

They are indeed very nice crumpets. What you need to do with these Rob is this:

Rub fragrant oil all over them covering every inch of their surface and slowly lick them clean. Two important things: 1) the oil you use better not be toxic or bitter to taste and 2) you need to take your time. Make sure you lit some unscented candles. Do not use scented ones as their scent may crash with the frangrance from the oil.

Just try it, Rob. I guarantee that you will enjoy it and shethey will be grateful as well. Nice crumpets are a terrible thing to waste.

[Sage]

Wow, Gilly! You sure know how to treat a crumpet!
If your Mom had held on for just nine more days, I'd be planning a trip to New Jersey right now!
Unfortunately, Sagittarius and Pisces isn't a good romantic match at all, so we'll just have to stay "partners in crime".
Bummer.