The SEXIEST game characters

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-10-2004, 09:59 PM

Left - Jail bait: Mona Sax, Max Payne 2. Right - Hidden hunk: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell.

Admit it. There's been at least one or two game characters to come out in the last 2 years you've been attracted to, or whose sex appeal you would want for yourself. Maybe you can't quite place it - their pretty face, the way they walk, hold a gun, how they're dressed, their personality, or the sound of their voice. Who knows? Who cares? You want them, or want to be like them.

Here's my list:

Male
Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell. The guy is HOT! Slightly older type, athletic, strong, and silent. And.....that fucking voice!
Max Payne, Max Payne 2. Nothing like a handsome brooding man with a past and a vendetta to put me in the noir. Because in the dark, anything can happen, baby...
The Prince, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. That scowl does it to me. Ditto his exotic beauty and indefatigible gymnastic prowess. Hmmm, wonder what other kinds of swordplay he practices *ahem*.

Female
Mona Sax, Max Payne 2. Max as a woman (unsurprisingly). She's subtle, intelligent, edgy, and fiercely independent. And she's not all about tits and ass; in fact, she's probably the first naturalistically proportioned digital girl. Just don't f#&k with her. Sexuality and a mature mind are not necessarily exclusive of each other.
Cate Archer, No One Lives Forever 2. A proper spy with proper style. The thinking man's (or woman's) sex symbol, her aloofness contributes greatly to her erotic pull. I wonder if she'll ever get her man (or let him get her).
Nico Collard, Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon. Her amused cynicism and quick wit as well as her gorgeous curves and titillatingly womanly walk are to blame for my monitor screen fogging up.

Now it's your turn to list. Remember, only games within the past 2 years.

remixor · 03-10-2004, 10:21 PM

Pey'j, from Beyond Good and Evil. Oh MAN, that guy turns me on.

03-10-2004, 10:26 PM

april ryan, just becuase she's smart

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-10-2004, 10:28 PM

Just because she's smart? I mean, come on! You have to admit, she does look rather, um..... fetching, in her tight clothes.

nordic_guy · 03-10-2004, 11:00 PM

Meché from Grim Fandango. A dead proof that you don't need skin to be sexay.

Hot game characters with skin... I'd have to say Nico Collard from BS3. She's got all the right things going on. Plus, she's smart. But most importantly, it shows that the third time is the charm.

eriq · 03-10-2004, 11:16 PM

oooh. Guybrush Threepwood, Roger Wilco, and DEFINETLEY SAM FISHER.

Princess Rosella, Lara Bow, Lara Croft, Zanthia.

There are so many. They are all so sexy! I need to make room in my bed!

***tabacco*** · 03-10-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Just because she's smart? I mean, come on! You have to admit, she does look rather, um..... fetching, in her tight clothes.

I always thought she looked better in-game than in cutscenes, actually.

03-10-2004, 11:41 PM

i agree i cant wait to see her in the new game

Kolzig · 03-11-2004, 01:16 AM

Hey wasn't the deal to select characters only from games within the past 2 years?

Actually my list for under 2 year old games is the same as Trep's, except that I trade Cate Archer to BG&E's Jade.

custard · 03-11-2004, 02:40 AM

Left - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. Right - Jade, Beyond Good And Evil

Solid Snake: Who Sam Fisher wished he was

Jade: Well, why not?

James · 03-11-2004, 03:08 AM

ah solid snake. there's a euphemism that's been lost in translation.

***Marek*** · 03-11-2004, 03:16 AM

If you consider this sexy:

Then Lara Croft is for you

Igor · 03-11-2004, 03:17 AM

Female:
April (TLJ)- just because she has brains... eh, who am i kidding?

The true reason is that cute voice behind character.
Heather (Silent Hill 3)- i guess i have a thing for unhealthy white skin and tired eyes.

Male:
Guybrush, who else

Quote:

Originally Posted by guybrush_guy

i agree i cant wait to see her in the new game

Let's just hope she won't be in the form of that grandma from start and end of TLJ

Igor · 03-11-2004, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marek

If you consider this sexy:

Then Lara Croft is for you

Ugh...
Compared to that even Lara looks like a complete amateur.
I hate to think what would happen if somebody would pinch her with needle

Kolzig · 03-11-2004, 03:59 AM

As a side note didn't that girl in the picture die a few years ago?

I remember reading about it some newspaper?

Moron Lite · 03-11-2004, 05:50 AM

Gotta be Cate Archer and Vanessa Z. Schneider (from P.N.03).

Wormsie · 03-11-2004, 06:00 AM

You would remember that, wouldn't you... Though I have to wonder what kinds of newspapers you read...

Ninja Dodo · 03-11-2004, 06:07 AM

The ones that've been mentioned and of course...

Farrah in Sands of Time.

To be honest it's mainly the voice that does it. Same is true for Meché. I've always thought that was a really beatiful name as well. Sad that anyone actually called Mercedes would never hear an end to the question "Why are you named after a car?"... except possibly in Spanish speaking countries, where I'm guessing it's a perfectly normal name.

wilco · 03-11-2004, 06:19 AM

Nico Collard - from the broken sword series of course
Cate Archer - because of her beautiful accent she has... and the cool gadgets!
Julie - from heavy metal fakk2. her clothes just keep disappearing level after level
kerrigan queen of blades from starcraft brood war... well... i like her eyes and voice

male - i dont think there are any

ups.. forget forget about the last two characters, they from much older than two years...

Wormsie · 03-11-2004, 06:35 AM

Since there's the two-year limit, the only one who applies is George Stobbart, the BS3 version. I haven't played BS3, though---

And Nico, too. Just to be fair

03-10-2004, 09:59 PM	#1
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	The SEXIEST game characters Left - Jail bait: Mona Sax, Max Payne 2. Right - Hidden hunk: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell. Admit it. There's been at least one or two game characters to come out in the last 2 years you've been attracted to, or whose sex appeal you would want for yourself. Maybe you can't quite place it - their pretty face, the way they walk, hold a gun, how they're dressed, their personality, or the sound of their voice. Who knows? Who cares? You want them, or want to be like them. Here's my list: Male Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell. The guy is HOT! Slightly older type, athletic, strong, and silent. And.....that fucking voice! Max Payne, Max Payne 2. Nothing like a handsome brooding man with a past and a vendetta to put me in the noir. Because in the dark, anything can happen, baby... The Prince, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. That scowl does it to me. Ditto his exotic beauty and indefatigible gymnastic prowess. Hmmm, wonder what other kinds of swordplay he practices ahem. Female Mona Sax, Max Payne 2. Max as a woman (unsurprisingly). She's subtle, intelligent, edgy, and fiercely independent. And she's not all about tits and ass; in fact, she's probably the first naturalistically proportioned digital girl. Just don't f#&k with her. Sexuality and a mature mind are not necessarily exclusive of each other. Cate Archer, No One Lives Forever 2. A proper spy with proper style. The thinking man's (or woman's) sex symbol, her aloofness contributes greatly to her erotic pull. I wonder if she'll ever get her man (or let him get her). Nico Collard, Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon. Her amused cynicism and quick wit as well as her gorgeous curves and titillatingly womanly walk are to blame for my monitor screen fogging up. Now it's your turn to list. Remember, only games within the past 2 years. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien Last edited by Intrepid Homoludens; 03-10-2004 at 10:04 PM.

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remixor A search for a crazy man! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 3,987	Pey'j, from Beyond Good and Evil. Oh MAN, that guy turns me on. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Chris "News Editor" Remo Some sort of Writer or Editor or Something, Idle Thumbs "Some comparisons are a little less obvious. I always think of Grim Fandango as Casablanca on acid." - Will Wright

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Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Just because she's smart? I mean, come on! You have to admit, she does look rather, um..... fetching, in her tight clothes. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

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nordic_guy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norway Posts: 1,081	Meché from Grim Fandango. A dead proof that you don't need skin to be sexay. Hot game characters with skin... I'd have to say Nico Collard from BS3. She's got all the right things going on. Plus, she's smart. But most importantly, it shows that the third time is the charm. Share Share this post on Twitter

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eriq gaybrush threepwoody Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,567	oooh. Guybrush Threepwood, Roger Wilco, and DEFINETLEY SAM FISHER. Princess Rosella, Lara Bow, Lara Croft, Zanthia. There are so many. They are all so sexy! I need to make room in my bed! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ eriqchangstudio.com Facebook Connect

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guybrush_guy Guest Posts: n/a	i agree i cant wait to see her in the new game Share Share this post on Twitter

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Kolzig The Reggienator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vaasa, Finland Posts: 5,519	Hey wasn't the deal to select characters only from games within the past 2 years? Actually my list for under 2 year old games is the same as Trep's, except that I trade Cate Archer to BG&E's Jade. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "The old standby, that never got old in the first place. We come back to them weekly, nightly, for hours at a time--and they always deliver. They are pure, timeless, and often taken for granted." - Nick Breckon - Shacknews My gamesale list updated 26.8.2007 Hey, dear people please buy my games, I need money to conquer Europe! Or do something similar.

03-11-2004, 02:40 AM	#10
custard Dessert Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 204	Left - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. Right - Jade, Beyond Good And Evil Solid Snake: Who Sam Fisher wished he was Jade: Well, why not? Share Share this post on Twitter

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James Prove it all night Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 730	ah solid snake. there's a euphemism that's been lost in translation. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." - Thomas Edward Lawrence

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*Marek* Puts the 'e' in Mark Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,138	If you consider this sexy: Then Lara Croft is for you Share Share this post on Twitter

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Kolzig The Reggienator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vaasa, Finland Posts: 5,519	As a side note didn't that girl in the picture die a few years ago? I remember reading about it some newspaper? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "The old standby, that never got old in the first place. We come back to them weekly, nightly, for hours at a time--and they always deliver. They are pure, timeless, and often taken for granted." - Nick Breckon - Shacknews My gamesale list updated 26.8.2007 Hey, dear people please buy my games, I need money to conquer Europe! Or do something similar.

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Ninja Dodo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,459	The ones that've been mentioned and of course... Farrah in Sands of Time. To be honest it's mainly the voice that does it. Same is true for Meché. I've always thought that was a really beatiful name as well. Sad that anyone actually called Mercedes would never hear an end to the question "Why are you named after a car?"... except possibly in Spanish speaking countries, where I'm guessing it's a perfectly normal name. Share Share this post on Twitter

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wilco Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 442	Nico Collard - from the broken sword series of course Cate Archer - because of her beautiful accent she has... and the cool gadgets! Julie - from heavy metal fakk2. her clothes just keep disappearing level after level kerrigan queen of blades from starcraft brood war... well... i like her eyes and voice male - i dont think there are any ups.. forget forget about the last two characters, they from much older than two years... Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by wilco; 03-11-2004 at 06:24 AM.

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Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	Since there's the two-year limit, the only one who applies is George Stobbart, the BS3 version. I haven't played BS3, though--- And Nico, too. Just to be fair Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.