The SEXIEST game characters - Page 3

ysbreker · 03-12-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Dodo

Now, I haven't actually played this game, nor was I present at the board meetings... but I imagine this is a pretty accurate rendering of the origins of this game. From the bits I've seen it just seems like such a cash-in Frankenstein monster of clichés. I don't know if this is the right thread to discuss the misuse of sex appeal to cover up a lack of imagination, but there you go...

Oh you're absolutely right. But she's still sexy =)

Tanukitsune · 03-12-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomStLeger

Poor Lolo Ferrari

As far as I remember Lolo's death was her giant... things fault.... Ironic? Maybe...

But why does everybody keep making jokes about Lara's "big guns"?
For a ficticious character they are quite normal! Geez, in some japanese games or toons, 14 years olds girls have bigger breasts than Lara, and I'm just talking about the kiddie games or toons!

Back to the topic:
-Kya from Kya: Dark Lineage is quite sexy...
-Bloodrayne, of course... The Goth Lara...

-Kate Archer...
-And... Dare I say it? Well, yes... Carmen Sandiego...

Yes, she does have a new game, I will talk about it tommorow probably...

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-12-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanukitsune

But why does everybody keep making jokes about Lara's "big guns"? For a ficticious character they are quite normal!

She deserves to be laughed at, and I think the guys who made her should be laughed at too.

The fact is that Lara's breasts, very tiny waist, and huge ass were created by men for men - that is, horny pubescent teenage boys. Even I surmised that the very first time I played my Tomb Raider game on my Playstation. I said to myself: "Jeezus Cripes, even if I were a heterosexual man I'd find her proportions moronically desperate."

So now I'll ask you: Do you honestly think Lara's tits would be as huge as they are if she had been designed by a woman?

Bastich · 03-12-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

So now I'll ask you: Do you honestly think Lara's tits would be as huge as they are if she had been designed by a woman?

Well, if the designer was a sapphist with a large breast fetish, yes.

The Seed · 03-12-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bastich

Well, if the designer was a sapphist with a large breast fetish, yes.

And lets face it, what designer isn't?

I have no idea why I just said that.

unreality · 03-13-2004, 10:23 AM

Female:
Julie Strain (Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2)
Rynn (Drakan)
Kate Archer (NOLF 2)
Alex (Deus Ex: IW)
Nicolette Duclare (Deus Ex)
Female Soldier (Unreal Tournament)
SHODAN (System Shock 2) ^^

Male:
JC Denton (Deux Ex) - That guy is just taff

peb · 03-13-2004, 01:28 PM

Nico from BS3. Hands down. Honorable mention for the girl (who's name escapes me) from Runaway. Not that great a character, but great to look at.

I really need a girlfriend.

AGA · 03-13-2004, 02:27 PM

Speaking of JC Denton, Alex Denton (both male and female) in Deus Ex: Invisible War are pretty pretty.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-13-2004, 02:41 PM

I thought Mercury from Tron 2.0 to be quite sexy, though her character could have been developed more deeply.

ysbreker · 03-14-2004, 10:39 AM

Mona Sax anyone?

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-14-2004, 10:45 AM

:eek: WOW! Those pics are amazing, ys. The raw images prime for Photoshopping. Hmmm, Vlad's looking kinda fine, too. Wouldn't mind doing a few 'vodka shots' with him.

Wormsie · 03-15-2004, 04:43 AM

*faints*

adventurefan · 03-15-2004, 05:33 AM

Male - George Stobart in BS3, mmmm.... Even better looking in 3D than in cartoon form.. (what can I say, I'm a sucker for blonde hair and blue eyes!)
Female - see my avatar.

VoodooFX · 03-15-2004, 07:19 AM

Heather from Silent Hill 3, beautifully animated face and facial expressions. And that smile... and let's not forget that mini-skirt.

Babe from Unreal2 was ok too.

Haven't played most of the games you're listing though.

April was good, nice body, its obvious she has a pretty face too, only they couldn't squeeze much out of technology back then. I bet they'll make her right in Dreamfall for that much we get to see of her, that is.

Ninth · 03-16-2004, 07:52 AM

April was a real cutie... Smart, too.

I guess Georges is kinda sexy when he doesn't talk...

Since I only play adventure games (not that it's a principle of mine, but others don't appeal to me very much), I don't have much characters to rely on to make my choice. Especially if two years is the limit.

insane_cobra · 03-21-2004, 03:44 AM

screw the two year limit, those s/m cows from toonstruck were smokin'!

AGA · 03-21-2004, 06:30 AM

<plug>The sexiest amateur adventure character has to be from this game. Go play.</plug>

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-21-2004, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninth

I guess Georges is kinda sexy when he doesn't talk...

George Stobbart in BS3? Yeah, he does look awfully 'do-able', especially close up. I considered putting him on my list, but he seemed too ... vanilla, for my taste. You know?

Maquisard · 03-22-2004, 12:29 AM

Blond alien chick from Star Trek Elite Force II. I think they included the lean in command in this game only so you could get awefully close to her boobs/ass...I felt bad about it afterwards...

Ninth · 03-22-2004, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

George Stobbart in BS3? Yeah, he does look awfully 'do-able', especially close up. I considered putting him on my list, but he seemed too ... vanilla, for my taste. You know?

Just like Nico feel too chocolate to mine, you mean?

03-13-2004, 10:23 AM	#46
unreality Artifacial Dumpnes Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1	Female: Julie Strain (Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2) Rynn (Drakan) Kate Archer (NOLF 2) Alex (Deus Ex: IW) Nicolette Duclare (Deus Ex) Female Soldier (Unreal Tournament) SHODAN (System Shock 2) ^^ Male: JC Denton (Deux Ex) - That guy is just taff Share Share this post on Twitter

03-13-2004, 01:28 PM	#47
peb Colossal Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: North Carolina USA Posts: 197	Nico from BS3. Hands down. Honorable mention for the girl (who's name escapes me) from Runaway. Not that great a character, but great to look at. I really need a girlfriend. Share Share this post on Twitter

03-13-2004, 02:27 PM	#48
AGA AdventureGameAficionado Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cardiff, Wales Posts: 1,968	Speaking of JC Denton, Alex Denton (both male and female) in Deus Ex: Invisible War are pretty pretty. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Berian Williams - [SIZE=1]Visit agagames.com for free adventure games!

03-13-2004, 02:41 PM	#49
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I thought Mercury from Tron 2.0 to be quite sexy, though her character could have been developed more deeply. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-14-2004, 10:39 AM	#50
ysbreker Joop Sloop Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: next to my PC Posts: 295	Mona Sax anyone? Share Share this post on Twitter

03-14-2004, 10:45 AM	#51
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	:eek: WOW! Those pics are amazing, ys. The raw images prime for Photoshopping. Hmmm, Vlad's looking kinda fine, too. Wouldn't mind doing a few 'vodka shots' with him. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-15-2004, 04:43 AM	#52
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	faints Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

03-15-2004, 05:33 AM	#53
adventurefan all loved up Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: UK Posts: 147	Male - George Stobart in BS3, mmmm.... Even better looking in 3D than in cartoon form.. (what can I say, I'm a sucker for blonde hair and blue eyes!) Female - see my avatar. Share Share this post on Twitter

03-15-2004, 07:19 AM	#54
VoodooFX Grumpy & bitter man Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Slovenia Posts: 1,171	Heather from Silent Hill 3, beautifully animated face and facial expressions. And that smile... and let's not forget that mini-skirt. Babe from Unreal2 was ok too. Haven't played most of the games you're listing though. April was good, nice body, its obvious she has a pretty face too, only they couldn't squeeze much out of technology back then. I bet they'll make her right in Dreamfall for that much we get to see of her, that is. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We may have days, we may have hours, but sooner or later we all push up flowers.

03-16-2004, 07:52 AM	#55
Ninth Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 6,409	April was a real cutie... Smart, too. I guess Georges is kinda sexy when he doesn't talk... Since I only play adventure games (not that it's a principle of mine, but others don't appeal to me very much), I don't have much characters to rely on to make my choice. Especially if two years is the limit. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ...It's down there somewhere. Let me have another look.

03-21-2004, 03:44 AM	#56
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	screw the two year limit, those s/m cows from toonstruck were smokin'! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

03-21-2004, 06:30 AM	#57
AGA AdventureGameAficionado Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cardiff, Wales Posts: 1,968	<plug>The sexiest amateur adventure character has to be from this game. Go play.</plug> Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Berian Williams - [SIZE=1]Visit agagames.com for free adventure games!

03-22-2004, 12:29 AM	#59
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	Blond alien chick from Star Trek Elite Force II. I think they included the lean in command in this game only so you could get awefully close to her boobs/ass...I felt bad about it afterwards... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

User Name		Remember Me?
Password