So... What Are You Wearing? - Page 3

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:12 PM

In that case, slather the oil.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:13 PM

But don't add salt.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:14 PM

The salt will come soon after.

audience: "EIW!!!!"

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:16 PM

Ack!

Try not to get confused over what you're doing. You don't want to end up stroking the keyboard whilst stirring the rod and cooking your...

...whoooo boy...

Wormsie · 06-04-2005, 12:16 PM

Boxer shorts are too casual. Also, nobody needs to worry about his sperm count THAT much. God. Oh, sitting for long periods of time can reduce your sperm count, too so don't sit, people! Stand!

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:17 PM

But think of the sperm! THINK OF THE SPERM!

Eh...

...

... well, you don't actually HAVE to think of the sperm. But you can be mildly concerned with its wellbeing. Especially where cooking is involved.

06-04-2005, 12:20 PM

What have I done?

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:21 PM

Believe me, when I cook, that's the LAST thing I ever think about.

insane_cobra · 06-04-2005, 12:26 PM

AND eating chips!

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:27 PM

Sperm and chips!

???!!!?!?!?!?

AAAAAAAACK!

Phoooey!

Ugh.

Sorry folks.

insane_cobra · 06-04-2005, 12:34 PM

Yeah, but sperm and cheese chips?

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:35 PM

Is that cheesy sperm, or just cheese and sperm seperated?

This conversation reminds me of the Metallica Load album cover.

edit- anyone hungry?

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:40 PM

Okay, men, that's enough sex. Let's all have a nice washing up and move on.

insane_cobra · 06-04-2005, 12:43 PM

Actually, that looks more like sperm with ketchup.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:46 PM

It's actually sperm with blood, a photo done by phenomenally grim and controversial photo artist Andres Serrano.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/criti...728550,00.html

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:51 PM

Jeezus Cripes.

But at least we've moved on to the aestheticisms of sperm.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:54 PM

From lowbrow to highbrow in two posts! I'd say that's highly impressive!

edit - we need more people to do wine avatars! That'd be ace!

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:56 PM

I've been sipping wine a lot more lately since R. He's a wine whore. I need to get back to my cocktails.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:58 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO! Stick with the wine! Good stuff! Cocktails evil. Wine pure and gooood. Find yourself a reasonable Pinot Noir and chill it - superb summer fair. Doesn't have to be a premier cru - Argentina makes good Pinot, as does California.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:59 PM

Don't worry, I almost have no choice but to sip wine everyday now. But nothing beats a well mixed martini. You ever have a Cosmpolitan? You missing out, sir.

Incidentally, Oregon, my new adopted home, has recently been recognized as the Pinot capitol of the world.

06-04-2005, 12:12 PM	#41
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06-04-2005, 12:13 PM	#42
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	But don't add salt. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:14 PM	#43
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	The salt will come soon after. audience: "EIW!!!!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:16 PM	#44
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Ack! Try not to get confused over what you're doing. You don't want to end up stroking the keyboard whilst stirring the rod and cooking your... ...whoooo boy... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:16 PM	#45
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	Boxer shorts are too casual. Also, nobody needs to worry about his sperm count THAT much. God. Oh, sitting for long periods of time can reduce your sperm count, too so don't sit, people! Stand! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

06-04-2005, 12:17 PM	#46
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	But think of the sperm! THINK OF THE SPERM! Eh... ... ... well, you don't actually HAVE to think of the sperm. But you can be mildly concerned with its wellbeing. Especially where cooking is involved. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:20 PM	#47
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06-04-2005, 12:21 PM	#48
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Believe me, when I cook, that's the LAST thing I ever think about. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:26 PM	#49
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	AND eating chips! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

06-04-2005, 12:27 PM	#50
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Sperm and chips! ???!!!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAACK! Phoooey! Ugh. Sorry folks. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:34 PM	#51
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	Yeah, but sperm and cheese chips? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

06-04-2005, 12:35 PM	#52
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Is that cheesy sperm, or just cheese and sperm seperated? This conversation reminds me of the Metallica Load album cover. edit- anyone hungry? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:40 PM	#53
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Okay, men, that's enough sex. Let's all have a nice washing up and move on. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:43 PM	#54
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	Actually, that looks more like sperm with ketchup. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

06-04-2005, 12:46 PM	#55
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	It's actually sperm with blood, a photo done by phenomenally grim and controversial photo artist Andres Serrano. http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/criti...728550,00.html Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

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06-04-2005, 12:51 PM	#56
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Jeezus Cripes. But at least we've moved on to the aestheticisms of sperm. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:54 PM	#57
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	From lowbrow to highbrow in two posts! I'd say that's highly impressive! edit - we need more people to do wine avatars! That'd be ace! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:56 PM	#58
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I've been sipping wine a lot more lately since R. He's a wine whore. I need to get back to my cocktails. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:58 PM	#59
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	NOOOOOOOOOO! Stick with the wine! Good stuff! Cocktails evil. Wine pure and gooood. Find yourself a reasonable Pinot Noir and chill it - superb summer fair. Doesn't have to be a premier cru - Argentina makes good Pinot, as does California. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:59 PM	#60
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Don't worry, I almost have no choice but to sip wine everyday now. But nothing beats a well mixed martini. You ever have a Cosmpolitan? You missing out, sir. Incidentally, Oregon, my new adopted home, has recently been recognized as the Pinot capitol of the world. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien