So... What Are You Wearing? - Page 2

06-03-2005, 04:32 PM

...Can I have them?

06-03-2005, 04:35 PM

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Gangster style? What do you mean? Do you wear pinstriped suits and fedoras?

No. That's my formal wear.

Sage · 06-03-2005, 05:54 PM

I just got home from work, so I'm still wearing my uniform: White two-pocket short-sleeve work shirt with my name embroidered over the right pocket and navy blue work pants (both made of only the very finest indestructible 75/25 woven polycotton blend), white cotton socks, white Nikes, and white cotton briefs.
Yeah baby...when I'm at work, I'm a real fashion plate!

(Somebody get Trepsie some smelling salts...my utter lack of style may have caused him to faint!)

ScottMate

SakSquash · 06-03-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I just got home from work, so I'm still wearing my uniform: White two-pocket short-sleeve work shirt with my name embroidered over the right pocket and navy blue work pants (both made of only the very finest indestructible 75/25 woven polycotton blend), white cotton socks, white Nikes, and white cotton briefs.
Yeah baby...when I'm at work, I'm a real fashion plate!

(Somebody get Trepsie some smelling salts...my utter lack of style may have caused him to faint!)

ScottMate

heheheh...you wear tighty whities.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-03-2005, 06:26 PM

: Just got back from a marvelous dinner date with R, of delicious Vietnamese pho soup at a restaurant, and dessert of custom made ice cream at a local parlour.

Oh, am wearing a navy blue Irish linen shirt with sleeves rolled up and untucked over brushed khaki cotton cargo shorts, and bare feet.

Sage · 06-03-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

heheheh...you wear tighty whities.

Well, Mr. Happy doesn't like the feel of indestructible 75/25 polycotton blends, so I've got to have some sort of barrier between the two. I tried boxers, but they bunched and crept, and finally wound up in a tight roll stretched between my armpits and the spot where only a thong should go, so tighty-whities are the best compromise I could come up with to keep Mr. Happy and the dreaded 75/25 polycotton blend separate. I only wear the tighty-whities under my uniforms...otherwise, I go commando.

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-03-2005, 06:47 PM

Commando? Care to show me what that means?

SakSquash · 06-03-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Well, Mr. Happy doesn't like the feel of indestructible 75/25 polycotton blends, so I've got to have some sort of barrier between the two. I tried boxers, but they bunched and crept, and finally wound up in a tight roll stretched between my armpits and the spot where only a thong should go, so tighty-whities are the best compromise I could come up with to keep Mr. Happy and the dreaded 75/25 polycotton blend separate. I only wear the tighty-whities under my uniforms...otherwise, I go commando.

ScottMate

Eeek! Too much info! Too much info!

Coming from the guy who posted a picture of himself in his underwear in that what do you look like post.

06-03-2005, 06:53 PM

I would strongly suggest adjusting to boxers. Tighty Whities(tm) can seriously reduce your sperm count.

SakSquash · 06-03-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SamNMax

I would strongly suggest adjusting to boxers. Tighty Whities(tm) can seriously reduce your sperm count.

And your popularity.

Why would somebody want a high sperm count? Unless he's entering some kind of contest, I don't think he needs to worry about it.

Sage · 06-03-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

And your popularity.

Believe me, anybody that's desperate enough to find me attractive when I'm dressed in my dorky work uniform is clearly on a mission from God, and is therefore unlikely to be put off by my less-than-fashionable undergarments.

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Why would somebody want a high sperm count? Unless he's entering some kind of contest, I don't think he needs to worry about it.

Exactly. Except for the possibility of being mentioned in a Weekly World News cover story entitled "Alabama Man Becomes Pregnant! (Mechanic Boyfriend Stunned, Says "I never should have switched to boxers!")", my sperm count is of little or no concern to me at this point.

ScottMate

SakSquash · 06-03-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Believe me, anybody that's desperate enough to find me attractive when I'm dressed in my dorky work uniform is clearly on a mission from God, and is therefore unlikely to be put off by my less-than-fashionable undergarments.

Exactly. Except for the possibility of being mentioned in a Weekly World News cover story entitled "Alabama Man Becomes Pregnant! (Mechanic Boyfriend Stunned, Says "I never should have switched to boxers!")", my sperm count is of little or no concern to me at this point.

ScottMate

Yeah, I wouldn't want a high sperm count either! More of an excuse to forget the condom

06-04-2005, 06:08 AM

Well, there is a slight chance of the wearer's sperm being depleted.

Do you want that? HUH!?

SakSquash · 06-04-2005, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SamNMax

Well, there is a slight chance of the wearer's sperm being depleted.

Do you want that? HUH!?

Sure! I hate kids.

C_Knight · 06-04-2005, 08:19 AM

Currently just wearing black boxer briefs, nothing on the upper section.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 09:25 AM

Tease.

insane_cobra · 06-04-2005, 12:03 PM

Old school Adidas pants, grey slips underneath and the same socks from yesterday

Barechested, I'm cooking and it's so damn hot.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:05 PM

Watch the oil, laddie!

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-04-2005, 12:07 PM

I don't think he's referring to the cooking.

squarejawhero · 06-04-2005, 12:11 PM

Cooking, typing and spanking the monkey ALL AT ONCE? Whattatalent!

06-03-2005, 04:32 PM	#21
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06-03-2005, 05:54 PM	#23
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	I just got home from work, so I'm still wearing my uniform: White two-pocket short-sleeve work shirt with my name embroidered over the right pocket and navy blue work pants (both made of only the very finest indestructible 75/25 woven polycotton blend), white cotton socks, white Nikes, and white cotton briefs. Yeah baby...when I'm at work, I'm a real fashion plate! (Somebody get Trepsie some smelling salts...my utter lack of style may have caused him to faint!) ScottMate Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

06-03-2005, 06:26 PM	#25
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	: Just got back from a marvelous dinner date with R, of delicious Vietnamese pho soup at a restaurant, and dessert of custom made ice cream at a local parlour. Oh, am wearing a navy blue Irish linen shirt with sleeves rolled up and untucked over brushed khaki cotton cargo shorts, and bare feet. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-03-2005, 06:47 PM	#27
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Commando? Care to show me what that means? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-03-2005, 06:53 PM	#29
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	I would strongly suggest adjusting to boxers. Tighty Whities(tm) can seriously reduce your sperm count. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-04-2005, 06:08 AM	#33
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Well, there is a slight chance of the wearer's sperm being depleted. Do you want that? HUH!? Share Share this post on Twitter

06-04-2005, 08:19 AM	#35
C_Knight Professional Life Lover Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 257	Currently just wearing black boxer briefs, nothing on the upper section. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-04-2005, 09:25 AM	#36
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Tease. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:03 PM	#37
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	Old school Adidas pants, grey slips underneath and the same socks from yesterday Barechested, I'm cooking and it's so damn hot. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

06-04-2005, 12:05 PM	#38
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Watch the oil, laddie! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

06-04-2005, 12:07 PM	#39
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I don't think he's referring to the cooking. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

06-04-2005, 12:11 PM	#40
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Cooking, typing and spanking the monkey ALL AT ONCE? Whattatalent! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

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