The erm........masturbation thread... - Page 9

Jelena · 06-15-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Rob loves doing lots of hard work, and as a bonus for his efforts, he'll be allowed access to the stage for a few mins each day

Only a few minutes?

He'll have to split up his angled bastions lecture then.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-15-2006, 06:20 PM

I'm sure Robsie will find a way. I mean, he can't possibly give up his world famous gyration sensation dance and miss out on us throwing him money [for Kit Kats] during our coffee breaks.

Aj_ · 07-21-2006, 04:26 PM

Instead of making a new topic I thought it best to bump this thread, anyway...

Channel 4 to televise UK's first 'Masturbate-a-thon'

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Originally Posted by The Register

NSFW Not content with dragging the good old US of A straight down to Hell with its public displays of mass masturbatory degeneracy, the San Fran-based Centre for Sex and Culture - organiser of the legendary "Masturbate-a-thon" - will in August travel to London for a similar event in which Brits will be invited to tug the trouser snake and pet the beaver for the benefit of safe sex charities and Channel 4 viewers.

Everything is turning into a social event nowadays... and it's great! I don't envy the clean up crews' job though.

Jatsie · 07-21-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aj_

I don't envy the clean up crews' job though.

Looks like they'll be needing Masculout™!

SCRUGAtes13 · 07-21-2006, 05:37 PM

10-15 yrs old and counting, it's very, very, very ****ing sad, it's beyond depressing

SakSquash · 07-21-2006, 07:19 PM

Sigh....

Sage · 07-21-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Looks like they'll be needing Masculout™!

I thought that was what Kleenex were for.

SakSquash · 07-21-2006, 08:02 PM

I think I know why I hate these kinds of threads. Because I don't want to picture any of you doing these things!

Sage · 07-21-2006, 08:12 PM

So I shouldn't tell you that I'm eating a banana as I type this, should I?

SakSquash · 07-21-2006, 08:14 PM

what's wrong with that? I love....WAIT! Shut upppppppp!

Sage · 07-21-2006, 08:38 PM

Hehehe!
It's good to know I'm not the only one who vividly pictures everything I read.
I see this as both a blessing and a curse.

seebaruk · 07-22-2006, 12:59 AM

In that case I shouldn't tell you that I added a bit too much chilli powder to my self-made curry on Thursdy, and I'm still shiteing liquid hot magma.

RLacey · 07-22-2006, 05:00 AM

Please tell me that that programme is all one big joke. Right?

Aj_ · 07-22-2006, 05:45 AM

You know you're going to watch it.

SCRUGAtes13 · 07-22-2006, 06:28 AM

what programme?

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Looks like they'll be needing Masculout™!

i almost forgot to mention that this is hilarious!!

seebaruk · 07-23-2006, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Aj_

You know you're going to watch it.

Nah, he'll be competing of course

You know that they'll inevitably follow it up with 'Celebrity Wankathon', with such stars as Keith Chegwin and Jade Goody.

Possible name: "I'm a Celebrity, toss me off"

Hammerite · 07-23-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Nah, he'll be competing of course

You know that they'll inevitably follow it up with 'Celebrity Wankathon', with such stars as Keith Chegwin and Jade Goody.

your paying for my therapy you bastard.

Huz · 07-23-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Possible name: "I'm a Celebrity, toss me off"

Or just "Strictly Come Wanking". It's a double double entendre!

Aj_ · 07-23-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Huz

Or just "Strictly Come Wanking". It's a double double entendre!

Unless wanking means something other than what I think it means I only see a single.

Huz · 07-23-2006, 02:20 PM

Ah, good point. Well, at least I managed to get one in

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