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Old 11-02-2006, 03:46 PM   #421
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It's just you and your confused definition of sex.

A girl can't get pregnant from you looking at her ankle...
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:46 PM   #422
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.............virginity!!
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:47 PM   #423
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We forumers are overpaid, oversexed, and over here, apparently.
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:53 PM   #424
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O Captain My Captain,

I would love nothing more than to snuggle down and watch movies with you sometime. Now here's hoping you won't be too put off by my tendency to make snarky comments and bad "In Soviet Russia" jokes throughout said movies.

Sadly, my pants have gotten wet again after going out to lunch and wandering around forgetting where we parked the car. I need to invest in a big huge yellow raincoat and galoshes or something.

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I'm sure I could handle the comments. The increased frequency of tickling would probably be a good gauge of if and when I've reached saturation point.

And I thank you. And I agree. On both counts. *starts looking for rain gear for Squinky*

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Have I turned into you? Or rather, have you turned into me?

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Actually, I stopped thinking of 'Aggie' as being anyone other than you several posts ago, D. Probably from day one, in fact. Funny, that.

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I'm just sexually frustrating.
It's one of your many charms, I assure you.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:24 PM   #425
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Dear Aggie (Yes, You):

I have to get back to the drawing table at long last. I hope to get enough decent work done that I can come back and join you later. *hugs* til then.

Yours,
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:27 PM   #426
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Dear You,

As you wish.

Me.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:28 PM   #427
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As you wish.

Me.
*swoons... slowly recovers... picks self off of floor... returns to drawing table, shoulders slumped*
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:57 PM   #428
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Dear AG,

This bit of conversation that was posted in this thread would have been a lot more interesting is Treppie had made several sexually based references to Squinky's anatomy and Lee's libido.
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:01 PM   #429
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Dear arr-ehl-pee-doubleyew,

Uh, no.

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Dear arr-ehl-pee-doubleyew,

Uh, no.

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Awww cmon ye know the sex change thing was a riot! And my name is Paul kiddo.

Oh and while I'm at it, I loved those aquarium shoes! Huggy Bear gots nuthin on ya!
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:11 PM   #431
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Okay, Paul kiddo. And thank you.
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:14 PM   #432
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Okay, Paul kiddo. And thank you.
You know when your sarcastic you remind me of my oldest daghter. For a few years she referred to me as 'the sperm doner'. God I love that lil monster.
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If I were your daughter, I'd love you too, sperm donor.
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:59 PM   #434
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I can't leave you two alone for a minute, can I?

*continues carefully packing away his libido*
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:11 PM   #435
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*continues carefully packing away his libido*
Need some help with that?

(P.S. How's the drawing going?)
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:21 PM   #436
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Need some help with that?
No, don't trouble yourself with that. It's not fit for polite company anyway.

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(P.S. How's the drawing going?)
Slowly. I've designed three logo emblems including a redesign of the actual product logo, but the car drawing still eludes me.
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:57 AM   #437
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Hope you're doing okay, and that your pants have dried out. I've been there, believe me.
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:06 AM   #438
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*inserting groaning sounds as though having a hangover*

Seven hours phonecall, going to bed at eight...

...that's so the last time I'm doing that.

Ideally.

If I can stop myself.

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Seven hours phonecall, going to bed at eight...
Eight, huh? Most people seem to go to bed around ten or eleven. And they have brief phone calls.
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*ground out* Eight. In the morning.
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