Sexual Purity Test

Wormsie · 01-28-2006, 05:30 AM

Inspired by the Sex Test Thread.

This is a lot of work, but:

http://www.armory.com/tests/400.html

My results:

Quote:

You answered "yes" to 142 of 400 questions, making you 64.5% sexually pure (35.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 64.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 11%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.3%.

Crunchy in milk · 01-28-2006, 05:31 AM

Never seen Veronica Mars?

saucyminx · 01-28-2006, 05:31 AM

Lol

saucyminx · 01-28-2006, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Crunchy in milk

Never seen Veronica Mars?

Is it good?

Crunchy in milk · 01-28-2006, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mira

Is it good?

Despite a cooky premise I still find it very formulaic.

I mentioned it in relation to this because there's an episode in the first season where everyone at the school takes the purity test and is shocked soon after when the results are published in full, publicly around the school (not just the scores but everyone's dirty answers).

Dasilva · 01-28-2006, 05:47 AM

I got this:

You answered "yes" to 61 of 400 questions, making you 84.8% sexually pure (15.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 84.8% pure in the sex domain.

Aj_ · 01-28-2006, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mira

Is it good?

It is. I got my cousin hooked on it, after giving her the entire first season while she is staying in Germany for a year. After a while, other people in her dorm got hooked too. It's so good, it's a damn virus.

Wormsie · 01-28-2006, 06:54 AM

What is it with my threads being taken mercilessly off-topic these days?

Sage · 01-28-2006, 07:36 AM

My results:
"Yes" to 268 of 400 questions.
33% pure, 67% corrupt.
36% Weirdness factor.

Far out. I'm not as bad as I thought.

Jeysie · 01-28-2006, 08:00 AM

I still remember the time I took a Purity Test (complete with public discussion of answers) with a mostly straight guy, a gay guy, a bisexual girl, an asexual fellow, and one guy who hardly ever talked the whole time, so I don't know what he was. My, that was an interesting experience.

In any case, I got:

"Yes" to 73 of 400 questions
81.8% pure, 18.2% corrupt
7% Weirdness Factor

Alas, I am boring. ;P

Peace & Luv, Liz

RLacey · 01-28-2006, 08:18 AM

Oh, go me...

You answered "yes" to 25 of 400 questions, making you 93.8% sexually pure (6.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 93.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 16%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.

saucyminx · 01-28-2006, 10:15 AM

I got a little confused by some of the questions, so I gave up.

RLacey · 01-28-2006, 10:35 AM

Some of them seem a bit vague, and I remember ticking things that perhaps weren't done in the sense that they were getting at. "Holding hands" for instance; is there really anybody here who can say that they haven't held the hand of some member of the opposite sex, even if that just involved helping an old lady across the road or something?

Jeysie · 01-28-2006, 10:40 AM

That's why the test says "All technicalities count".

Though admittedly that's a little more fun when you're sitting in a group of people trying to figure out wacky ways to rules lawyer things so you can get a "better" score...

Peace & Luv, Liz

lumi · 01-28-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Oh, go me...

You answered "yes" to 25 of 400 questions, making you 93.8% sexually pure (6.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 93.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 16%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.

I thought I'd have the highest purity, but you beat me by 2%.

Tanukitsune · 01-28-2006, 11:26 AM

You answered "yes" to 10 of 400 questions, making you 97.5% sexually pure (2.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 97.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 19%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.3%.

..... YAY ME!

***tabacco*** · 01-28-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crunchy in milk

Despite a cooky premise I still find it very formulaic.

I mentioned it in relation to this because there's an episode in the first season where everyone at the school takes the purity test and is shocked soon after when the results are published in full, publicly around the school (not just the scores but everyone's dirty answers).

The fun is not the mystery but the retribution

Intrepid Homoludens · 01-28-2006, 12:16 PM

I don't need to take that test because I have a good idea how impure I am.

Except those queries about pissing on yourself and crapping in your pants. That's just NOWHERE NEAR human. Eiw. I will never even remotely consider doing scat.

RLacey · 01-28-2006, 12:19 PM

This poll taught me that there are some very strange sex-related things that people do

.

***tabacco*** · 01-28-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Eiw. I will never even remotely consider doing scat.

Not a Jazz fan, huh?

01-28-2006, 05:31 AM	#2
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Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	My results: "Yes" to 268 of 400 questions. 33% pure, 67% corrupt. 36% Weirdness factor. Far out. I'm not as bad as I thought. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

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Jeysie Diva of Death Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Western Massachusetts Posts: 1,402	I still remember the time I took a Purity Test (complete with public discussion of answers) with a mostly straight guy, a gay guy, a bisexual girl, an asexual fellow, and one guy who hardly ever talked the whole time, so I don't know what he was. My, that was an interesting experience. In any case, I got: "Yes" to 73 of 400 questions 81.8% pure, 18.2% corrupt 7% Weirdness Factor Alas, I am boring. ;P Peace & Luv, Liz Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Adventures in Roleplaying (Nov. 19): "Maybe it's still in the Elemental Plane of Candy." "Is the Elemental Plane of Candy anything like Willy Wonka's factory?" "If it is, would that mean Oompa Loompas are Candy Elementals?" "Actually, I'm thinking more like the Candyland board game. But, I like this idea better." "I like the idea of Oompa Loompa Elementals."

01-28-2006, 08:18 AM	#11
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Oh, go me... You answered "yes" to 25 of 400 questions, making you 93.8% sexually pure (6.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 93.8% pure in the sex domain. *Your Weirdness Factor* (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 16%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey** \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

01-28-2006, 10:15 AM	#12
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	I got a little confused by some of the questions, so I gave up. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

01-28-2006, 10:35 AM	#13
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Some of them seem a bit vague, and I remember ticking things that perhaps weren't done in the sense that they were getting at. "Holding hands" for instance; is there really anybody here who can say that they haven't held the hand of some member of the opposite sex, even if that just involved helping an old lady across the road or something? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

01-28-2006, 10:40 AM	#14
Jeysie Diva of Death Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Western Massachusetts Posts: 1,402	That's why the test says "All technicalities count". Though admittedly that's a little more fun when you're sitting in a group of people trying to figure out wacky ways to rules lawyer things so you can get a "better" score... Peace & Luv, Liz Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Adventures in Roleplaying (Nov. 19): "Maybe it's still in the Elemental Plane of Candy." "Is the Elemental Plane of Candy anything like Willy Wonka's factory?" "If it is, would that mean Oompa Loompas are Candy Elementals?" "Actually, I'm thinking more like the Candyland board game. But, I like this idea better." "I like the idea of Oompa Loompa Elementals."

01-28-2006, 11:26 AM	#16
Tanukitsune ACK! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Spain Posts: 2,448	You answered "yes" to 10 of 400 questions, making you 97.5% sexually pure (2.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 97.5% pure in the sex domain. *Your Weirdness Factor* (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 19%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 65.3%.** ..... YAY ME! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Apparently I have a Devianrt Art account... And people actually like it!

01-28-2006, 12:16 PM	#18
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I don't need to take that test because I have a good idea how impure I am. Except those queries about pissing on yourself and crapping in your pants. That's just NOWHERE NEAR human. Eiw. I will never even remotely consider doing scat. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

01-28-2006, 12:19 PM	#19
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	This poll taught me that there are some very strange sex-related things that people do . Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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