Sexual Purity Test - Page 2

nikoniko · 01-28-2006, 12:35 PM

Here's what I got:

You answered 0 of 400 questions, making you 100% too damn lazy to take another test even though you have nothing better to do (97.2% apathetic, 5.8% smart ass, 3.1415926536% bad at math); dude, if you're this lazy in bed, I really feel sorry for your partner... if you still have one.

Dasilva · 01-28-2006, 12:38 PM

Haha!

nikoniko · 01-28-2006, 02:57 PM

Okay, so I finally did it. I mean, took the Purity Test.

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You answered "yes" to 158 of 400 questions, making you 60.5% sexually pure (39.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 60.5% pure in the sex domain.

Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 15%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 65.3%.

Frankly, I'm disappointed with myself. I'm more pure than I thought. It looks like I need to participate in more orgies and oil parties if I'm going to bring my score up... err, down.

*idolizes Thriftie*

saucyminx · 01-28-2006, 03:00 PM

Orgy! Orgy!

Sage · 01-28-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by doroposo

Okay, so I finally did it. I mean, took the Purity Test.
Frankly, I'm disappointed with myself. I'm more pure than I thought. It looks like I need to participate in more orgies and oil parties if I'm going to bring my score up... err, down.

*idolizes Thriftie*

Wow! Thanks doroposo!

Intrepid Homoludens · 01-28-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mira

Orgy! Orgy!

Sheesh! Leave Mira alone without squaresie and look what happens.

*Melanie68* · 01-28-2006, 08:30 PM

74.8% sexually pure (25.2% sexually corrupt)
A wierdness factor of 9%

01-28-2006, 08:58 PM

Too textbook and hard on the eyes. Not taking it.

nikoniko · 01-28-2006, 09:04 PM

Forget the old 36-24-36 nonsense... Mel proves that a 74.8-25.2-9 woman is where it's at.

Ninth · 01-29-2006, 07:22 AM

You answered "yes" to 137 of 400 questions, making you 65.8% sexually pure (34.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 65.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 11%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.

This test was both funny and disgusting.
I love the questions like "have you ever made love on a roof that was more than 5 story high?" Is there something special going on between the fourth and fifth floor that would increase the impurity of sexual intercourse?

*Melanie68* · 01-29-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

I love the questions like "have you ever made love on a roof that was more than 5 story high?" Is there something special going on between the fourth and fifth floor that would increase the impurity of sexual intercourse?

It might increase the chance of the helicopter reporter seeing you.

saucyminx · 01-29-2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Sheesh! Leave Mira alone without squaresie and look what happens.

I've been a very ba-ad girl...

Ninth · 01-29-2006, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Melanie68

It might increase the chance of the helicopter reporter seeing you.

Or maybe, since the quizz maker seems to have such an interest for anything involving animals (there must have a hundred questions involving them), that has sometihng to do with birds.
Or possibly birds defecating, or... Erm.

nikoniko · 01-29-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Melanie68

It might increase the chance of the helicopter reporter seeing you.

Heh.. I used to have a bedroom in the attic level of a house, with a gigantic skylight directly over my bed, about a meter and a half above my head. My girlfriend and I had been sleeping unclothed and uncovered on a warm August night and now were sharing a tender morning moment, when I saw a hot-air balloon fly directly over our window with perhaps 15 meters clearance. This was followed by another and then another. It turned out that the open field a few blocks from my house was being used for a series of short balloon launches that day, sending them out across the town and over our window, with a nice view of our... uh... morning exercise routine, on their way to a landing at a nearby sportsfield. Oopsie!

Maquisard · 01-29-2006, 02:07 PM

Are you f*cking kidding me? 400 questions? No way.

RLacey · 01-29-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by doroposo

Heh.. I used to have a bedroom in the attic level of a house, with a gigantic skylight directly over my bed, about a meter and a half above my head. My girlfriend and I had been sleeping unclothed and uncovered on a warm August night and now were sharing a tender morning moment, when I saw a hot-air balloon fly directly over our window with perhaps 15 meters clearance. This was followed by another and then another. It turned out that the open field a few blocks from my house was being used for a series of short balloon launches that day, sending them out across the town and over our window, with a nice view of our... uh... morning exercise routine, on their way to a landing at a nearby sportsfield. Oopsie!

Not so much "doroposo" as "dor-oops-oso", then?

nikoniko · 01-29-2006, 02:34 PM

Yep, that's me!

Like the time when I was rather ill and had to excuse myself from an important business meeting for a few moments to use the restroom. I was in a huge hurry to get back, so I forgot to tuck my shirt front in afterwards. As I reentered the boardroom, there was first shock on people's faces when they glanced my way, then uproarious laughter. Looking down, I saw that not only had I forgotten to tuck in, but that the end of my belt, which I apparently had not secured, was pushing straight out underneath my shirt end in a rather... exciting... way. Oops again!

Maquisard · 01-29-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Not so much "doroposo" as "dor-oops-oso", then?

I think this statement just begs for the customary *guffaw*, don't you?

Sage · 01-31-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanukitsune

[B]You answered "yes" to 10 of 400 questions, making you 97.5% sexually pure (2.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 97.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 19%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.
[B]The average purity for this test is 65.3%.

..... YAY ME!

As a purity score of this magnitude is completely beyond my comprehension, I've got to ask: Which ten questions did you answer "Yes" to?

seebaruk · 01-31-2006, 09:56 AM

Just as well I had lots of time to kill, that was huge! And man there were some sick ones in there. I got:

You answered "yes" to 184 of 400 questions, making you 54.0% sexually pure (46.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 54.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 15%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test.

01-28-2006, 12:35 PM	#21
nikoniko Translate Me Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 418	Here's what I got: You answered 0 of 400 questions, making you 100% too damn lazy to take another test even though you have nothing better to do (97.2% apathetic, 5.8% smart ass, 3.1415926536% bad at math); dude, if you're this lazy in bed, I really feel sorry for your partner... if you still have one. Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by nikoniko; 01-28-2006 at 12:45 PM.

01-28-2006, 12:38 PM	#22
Dasilva Hitch-Hiker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Mediterranean Sea Posts: 4,364	Haha! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives

01-28-2006, 03:00 PM	#24
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Orgy! Orgy! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

01-28-2006, 08:30 PM	#27
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	74.8% sexually pure (25.2% sexually corrupt) A wierdness factor of 9% Share Share this post on Twitter

01-28-2006, 08:58 PM	#28
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Too textbook and hard on the eyes. Not taking it. Share Share this post on Twitter

01-28-2006, 09:04 PM	#29
nikoniko Translate Me Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 418	Forget the old 36-24-36 nonsense... Mel proves that a 74.8-25.2-9 woman is where it's at. Share Share this post on Twitter

01-29-2006, 07:22 AM	#30
Ninth Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 6,409	You answered "yes" to 137 of 400 questions, making you 65.8% sexually pure (34.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 65.8% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 11%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test. This test was both funny and disgusting. I love the questions like "have you ever made love on a roof that was more than 5 story high?" Is there something special going on between the fourth and fifth floor that would increase the impurity of sexual intercourse? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ...It's down there somewhere. Let me have another look.

01-29-2006, 02:07 PM	#35
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	Are you fcking kidding me? 400 questions? No way. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem*

01-29-2006, 02:34 PM	#37
nikoniko Translate Me Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 418	Yep, that's me! Like the time when I was rather ill and had to excuse myself from an important business meeting for a few moments to use the restroom. I was in a huge hurry to get back, so I forgot to tuck my shirt front in afterwards. As I reentered the boardroom, there was first shock on people's faces when they glanced my way, then uproarious laughter. Looking down, I saw that not only had I forgotten to tuck in, but that the end of my belt, which I apparently had not secured, was pushing straight out underneath my shirt end in a rather... exciting... way. Oops again! Share Share this post on Twitter

01-31-2006, 09:56 AM	#40
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Just as well I had lots of time to kill, that was huge! And man there were some sick ones in there. I got: You answered "yes" to 184 of 400 questions, making you 54.0% sexually pure (46.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 54.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 15%, based on a comparison of your test results with 120808 other submissions for this test. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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