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Old 04-26-2007, 08:51 AM   #18661
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:05 AM   #18662
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"I'll have what she's having."

Also, the notion that members of the opposite sex can't be friends is ridiculous. Does it mean gay people can't be friends with members of the same sex, and bi people can't be friends with anyone?
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:05 AM   #18663
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:16 AM   #18666
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:18 AM   #18667
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How to deal with a Grue:
* Die
* Scream and die.
* Scream, struggle, and die.
* Scream, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, look like Michael Jackson, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, look like Michael Jackson, feature in the video for Thriller by Michael Jackson and die.
* Convert to Judaism. It won't help, but there'll be less of you to eat.
* Run like hell and die.
* Use extreme sarcasm.
* Eat balls.
* Masturbate, because this will be your last chance to.
* Pour Cream on the Grue. Though this will just increase its ego and cause it to think it is a legendary Creamy Grue.
* PANIC!!!! PANIC GOOD AND HARD!!! It won't help, but it's fun.
* DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch. (This is ill advised, as they tend not to eat one unless first seen for some reason.)
* If you have a Mac handy, try using any real life cheat codes. If you have a PC handy, throw it at the Grue. It'll distract it for a bit, since Grues hate PCs more than you, but you're still pretty screwed after it's done eating it.
* Restore your freakin' game from your last save point.
* Kill yourself before it kills you.
* Insist that you are a Grue as well. This will not help in the long run, but it will confuse it for a second or two.
* Enlist the help of a bird. Maybe the Grue will be beaked through the head.
* Read to it this list. By the time you are finished, you both will have died of old age.
* Call down Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the grue in the balls.
* Summon Herman Li from DragonForce to deafen the grue with one of his guitar solos
* Pour laxtant on yourself, maybe you will pass right through the grue's innards.
* Use the Grue as a shortcut to the afterlife
* Summon an army of skeletons, and keep summoning until your party reaches your location, and fight like hell.
* summon a schleg, and he'll take care of it.
* Read Mobey Dick in Italian, Grues love Italian and doing this increases your life for about 4 hours, of course once your done reading the grue will then eat you.
* Use the old "Whats that trick?!?!", this may confuse the grue, after doing this you better pray that your 100 metre time is better than 6.00 seconds, becuase if it isnt the gruw will the eat you.
* Crap out the helm of desintegration... and use it on your level 4 Paladin. You will pwn the crap out of them.
* Watch Nedss Declassified Grue Survival Guide for all the tips that won't help you at all. Good Luck...
You do realise that a Grue is the member of this forum? He doesn't have his own account, but rather shares it with me, but Mr. Grue is real nonetheless.

Here's a picture of him:



And a drawing of him:



And his parents:

Ma Grue...



...and Pa Grue...


(Mom and Pa Grue's pictures are taken in the traditional style, while Mr. Grue's picture is obviously of a newer trend. Mr. Grue is a very modern Grue, abandoning the Grue's habit of stalking Adventurers in the Dark, and abandoning the rather unhealty diet of unwary adventurers. These days he only occasionally hides in the shadows, and only eats Adventurers when he has a relapse.)



He's a very nice guy, too, and very educated.


~~Gawaxyy attagay agaes Igatasalaaooian, gsgaaaxy Moagbay Dacayiack.~~

"Mr. Grue said: 'I'd like to add that I indeed like the Italian languasge, and that Moby Dick is one of my favourite books, though I prefer it in English.'"

Thanks for translating, Iggy.



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Old 04-26-2007, 09:28 AM   #18674
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Enough with the imagery already!
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:35 AM   #18675
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Enough with the imagery already!
Do you promise to try to hate a little less then? Please, say yes, Jat. Hate makes me unhappy.
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Awww, come on Jat. Let's touch tummies!

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Hehe, a Will & Grace reference . You know how to get my attention.
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