04-26-2007, 11:31 AM
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04-26-2007, 11:40 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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How to Kill a Grue
* Extreme sarcasm (yeah, right!) (Note: this risks killing everyone else in the vicinity) * BENSON * Vermicious knids (capable of eating a grue, but can be eaten by anything else) * Vanilla Ice's haircut (they die of laughter) * The Anti-Grue, with its brilliant schemes (and near god-like grasp of extreme sarcasm). However, the Anti-Grue must be summoned by a dance performed by Stephen Hawking so, good luck with that. * Light. Duh! * Captain Omnipotent, because, well, he IS omnipotent, and it's not likely you're going to fail with powers like that... * The beast. There are many definitions of this, but the one you're looking for is from Homeworld: Cataclysm. And if you DO manage to kill the grue with it, it'll also kill you in the same way-- slowly and painfully. For groups of grues only. Or it's a waste of your life. * Chuck Norris. Enough said. * Scorpion's uppercut * The Irish ice god. * Keyser Soze, but since no one knows who he really is, your best of going with one of the other options. * Epizarians, who are able to tame grues. * A Eurg, although the collision of a Grue and a Eurg will cause the universe to explode, as with matter and anti-matter. * Saint of Killers - no comments necessary. * Another method once tried for slaying a Grue is to attack it with your own Grue, but you should look at this table to see the reason why this is incredibly stupid. Better-than-best-case scenario -You win the lottery and become a multi-millionaire and the Grues become your minions. Best-case scenario-Both of the Grues kill each other, which is damn near impossible. Next-best-case scenario-Your Grue kills the other one and then eats you. You're dead, buuuut at least you kind-of killed a Grue. Worst-case scenario-The other Grue kills your Grue and then eats you. You're dead, and your Grue got pwnzed!!!!111!. Worse-than-worst case scenario-Both Grues realize they've been tricked, then they team up and eat you. You're dead, and you were betrayed by your own Grue. Worse-than-worse-than-worst case scenario-The Grues decide you make a better sex toy than a meal. The most common way to kill a Grue-The simplest and easiest way to kill a Grue is to type "/Kill Grue" or click "Restart Application Please. Or, try hitting ctrl + y, but you won't get any xp..." |
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04-26-2007, 11:45 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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04-26-2007, 11:50 AM
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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04-26-2007, 11:51 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
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04-26-2007, 11:54 AM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Hey, we have our own forum Doctor Who! (Explaining everything scientifically)
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04-26-2007, 11:54 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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04-26-2007, 12:27 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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No, in that instance, you'd have a greater quantity of light hitting your eye, but it wouldn't get any brighter. It would be darker, of course, if like me, you're wearing you Ray-Ban shades. 
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04-26-2007, 01:37 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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To use the words of Linda: I smite thee, Giligan!
*out of nowhere, a bolt of lightning zaps Giligan* Oh, and just to be sure: Giligan   (Yes, that's the proper order). - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-26-2007, 02:19 PM
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The Greater
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That's a sign of affection, right? The Beatnik Brother hereby puts on his 88-year-old Swiss army helmet and runs for the trenches, should this not be the case.
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04-26-2007, 02:27 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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04-26-2007, 02:29 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Hah, you wish. I shall kill the Giligan. Kill it with fire.  - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-26-2007, 02:32 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Looks like somebody had a little accident involving a tongue and a cutting device designed to cut perfect edges.
And that fat dude? Totally looks like a toad.
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04-26-2007, 02:40 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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That's not me, that's the avatar of Death. And now shut up, or I shall post a picture of a buck naked half-elven barkeeper lounging on his bar, with only a bierstein barely covering up anything indecent. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-26-2007, 03:00 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Muuuuummmy!!!! Nii-San is being mean again! - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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