[Giligan]

I'd rather play something involving high-powered weaponry.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Use the whole 'dead rat in a plastic bag' trick to tell them you love them.

Originally Posted by RLacey

I can honestly say that every time I have tried it it has worked.

I don't doubt that. But what was it you were trying to achieve that has worked?

Originally Posted by Giligan

Pfft. Vowels lack me.

In Soviet Russia, YOU lack Vowels!


...this might be the first time that this kind of sentence was close to normal...

Originally Posted by Merricat

Hmmmm. Your lack of consonants is even more disturbing; it's as though you are trying--and failing--to sing "Old MacDonald."

*pokes slightly with stick*

Are you okay, or are you eating a very sticky peanut butter sandwich?

And I wouldn't go poking things with sticks, the other person who pokes things with sticks might get jealous.

Originally Posted by RLacey

Quite. And you don't want a jealous Jazzy.

Originally Posted by Merricat

Jealousy is a useless emotion.

Very well; I shall use this fireplace poker, which needs something to do now that warmer weather has arrived.

Well, I'm not exactly jealous. But tell me, do you have a licencse for that fire poker? If not, I'm afraid I'll have to send my evil twin after you.

>>Oooh, yes! Finally I get to mallet someone again. *cackles*

Yeah.

*pokes with Poking Stick of OOOOOM* +7* So have ye a licencse, or have you not?

Originally Posted by Hammerite

Left arm RED!

That reminds me. They're now selling a "High School Musical 2" Twister edition. I can't help but wonder: Does this end up in some hilarious dances being done...or is it just a lame attempt to make dance patterns cool to the kids of today?




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[Merricat]

I don't need no stinking license!

Actually, as a dutiful scofflaw, I would be ashamed of taking out a license for my fireplace poker. And frankly, I find words a more elegant weapon. Having said that, however, I must admit to being a straight-up pacifist; I use sticks and pokers for prodding purposes only.

I am my own evil twin.

Carry on.

[RLacey]

Whatever.

[Merricat]

*sighs*

Naturally.

Early this morning, as I was running in the park, I passed an older gentleman slumped over on a park bench. I wasn't sure if he was dead or merely asleep, and I didn't have my fireplace poker with me, so I was quite relieved when he twitched a little as I ran by. Spring can really hang you up the most.

[RLacey]

All the world seems in tune
on a Spring afternoon
when we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

[Merricat]

How Lehrer of you.


I also saw in the park a barefoot man carrying a guitar. As I approached him, I gave him my best midtown Manhattan scowl, guaranteed to keep 98.8% of the population at bay. I rarely have to use it here in suburbia, so it was sort of fun.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Merricat

I don't need no stinking license!

Actually, as a dutiful scofflaw, I would be ashamed of taking out a license for my fireplace poker. And frankly, I find words a more elegant weapon. Having said that, however, I must admit to being a straight-up pacifist; I use sticks and pokers for prodding purposes only.

I am my own evil twin.

Carry on.

Ah, we have much alike, then. I personally prefer words over weapons, too, and in a way, the licence requirement is to encourage people to practice wit a bit more often. *sighs* Sadly, few people get the hint.


Very well, if, like me, you merely use it for poking, you won't need a licence.

*pokes and runs*


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[Merricat]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

*pokes and runs*

Well, I hope you at least had the guts to run like a sissy.


Off I go to the local greenhouse; how I love the smell of damp earth and greenery. Photosynthesis rocks!

[SSH]

Sometime I really have no idea what you lot are on about.

[Hammerite]

The Rip is the best Portishead song ever.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Merricat

Well, I hope you at least had the guts to run like a sissy.


Off I go to the local greenhouse; how I love the smell of damp earth and greenery. Photosynthesis rocks!

But of course.


Woo! Photosynthesis!



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[Jazhara7]

Also, speaking of the O, he did another great comic about Ninja (the one that my quote is from was about how silly most "Horro" movies are, especially the way the people in them behave.). And he made a list of the 27 senses of the Ninja:

The 27 sharply attuned senses of the NINJA:

1. Flip sense
2. Smell
3. Touch and taste (ninja join these two in order to generate an extra slot for another sense… they’re awesome, that way).
4. Hearing
5. Balance
6. Common
7. Memory
8. Electroreception
9. Echolocation
10. Nociception
11. Proprioception
12. Magnetoception
13. Polarization
14. Cosmic awareness (AKA “hippie sense”)
15. Humor (lack of it)
16. Slashness (the sense that allows a ninja to randomly slash little flying stuff like a fly or an apple)
17. Responsibility
18. Sex (AKA “Mojo”)
19. Direction (AKA never-need-to-ask-where-you’re-going)
20. Good wine
21. Purpose (AKA finding your inner self or path)
22. Timing
23. Rhythm (AKA the “groove”)
24. Sixth
25. Impending doom
26. Gaydar
27. Extra slot for new sense conveniently generated to win a battle

Truly, the ninja are a magnificent people.

Good hunting;
O

And I'm posting this list, because had I been drinking something at the time of reading one of the comments on it, I'd be wiping my screen dry now:

Originally Posted by wraithy

They fused touch and taste? man I do not want to be around when a ninja steps in dog crap

My favourite strip will still be the Ninja and Animals strip. ^_^




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[Hammerite]

Breaking and decorating.

[Giligan]

Damn, I missed the party.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Hammerite

Breaking and decorating.

Oh gods, I love anti-crimes.


Seriously, I was sitting on the bus recently, thinking:

"Man, it would be awesome if I could somehow pull of an anti-crime without getting in trouble for it."

You know, just to see the clueless faces of the investigators once they reach the "crime" scene.



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[RLacey]

Whatever.

I hate revising for Finals.

[Merricat]

Poor Mr. Lacey. I see that perfect is once again morphing to fit your inimitable shape.

It will all be over very soon, eh?

[Giligan]

Indeed.

[RLacey]

Quite.

29th May, here I come...