Thread Must Die! - Page 1432

Jazhara7 · 05-03-2008, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Alrighty. He was brownish, obviously, except where he had been shot. The bullet had traveled through his rear end, through his body, through his spine, and came out his head. He never felt a thing, but it was rather messy, all in all. The person who had done him in somehow conscripted me to remove the body (just how this happened is still clouded in mystery). I think I can say with certainty that the ants were the only dudes enjoying themselves that day.

I'd admonish that you're not supposed to pick up rats by the tail, and if you have to do it anyway, only by the base of the tail...

...but seriously, I think I'd have tried to avoid touching the thing any more than absolutely necessary too if I was in your situation...eww...

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Merricat · 05-03-2008, 03:37 AM

*takes a step back and scrunches up nose*

Well, I do hope that you've had all your injections, Giligan. Now pop that varmint into a plastic bag and send it off to Mr. Lacey, as he claims to find that a no-miss romantic aid.

Hideous.
On the whole, I prefer strawberries and champagne.

Giligan · 05-03-2008, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I'd admonish that you're not supposed to pick up rats by the tail, and if you have to do it anyway, only by the base of the tail...

...but seriously, I think I'd have tried to avoid touching the thing any more than absolutely necessary too if I was in your situation...eww...

I have no idea why I didn't pick the thing up with a shovel. I was wearing gloves at least, though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merricat

*takes a step back and scrunches up nose*

Well, I do hope that you've had all your injections, Giligan. Now pop that varmint into a plastic bag and send it off to Mr. Lacey, as he claims to find that a no-miss romantic aid.

Hideous.
On the whole, I prefer strawberries and champagne.

But wait, I don't want to declare my undying love to Mister Lacey. Don't swing that way.

And what are you people still doing posting here, anyway? Can't you just be grossed out enough to not post here anymore?

Merricat · 05-03-2008, 06:56 AM

*shrugs*

Squinky · 05-03-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I can honestly say that every time I have tried it it has worked.

Well, it worked on me, but that's because I lack taste.

Merricat · 05-03-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

Well, it worked on me, but that's because I lack taste.

And a sense of smell, apparently.

RLacey · 05-03-2008, 11:17 AM

Whatever.

Merricat · 05-03-2008, 01:42 PM

Of course.

Giligan · 05-03-2008, 02:01 PM

I deny that.

Jatsie · 05-03-2008, 04:52 PM

Squinky · 05-03-2008, 05:20 PM

No, no, no. You're supposed to go all out and give yourself a COMPLETELY BLACK avatar. That's what all the cool kids do!

Merricat · 05-04-2008, 04:42 AM

*looks up from fiendishly difficult crossword puzzle*

The really cool kids don't use an avatar at all--just an existential blank square. Blank is the new black.

Squinky · 05-04-2008, 08:29 AM

o rly?

Merricat · 05-04-2008, 09:39 AM

Of course not. It's been at least five years since I was considered cool, so I have no authority whatsoever on the subject.

Giligan · 05-04-2008, 10:06 AM

wh dnt y gys stp pstng hr?

Hammerite · 05-04-2008, 11:16 AM

i'm the uncooliest person i know.

Trumgottist · 05-04-2008, 11:30 AM

U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world

RLacey · 05-04-2008, 12:44 PM

...

Merricat · 05-04-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

wh dnt y gys stp pstng hr?

Your lack of vowels is disturbing, but no deterrent to posting.

RLacey · 05-04-2008, 12:48 PM

I sense a great disturbance in the Force.

05-03-2008, 03:37 AM	#28622
Merricat Backsliding Pagan Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York state of mind Posts: 528	takes a step back and scrunches up nose Well, I do hope that you've had all your injections, Giligan. Now pop that varmint into a plastic bag and send it off to Mr. Lacey, as he claims to find that a no-miss romantic aid. Hideous. On the whole, I prefer strawberries and champagne. Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by Merricat; 05-03-2008 at 03:54 AM. Reason: ick

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05-03-2008, 05:20 PM	#28631
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05-04-2008, 04:42 AM	#28632
Merricat Backsliding Pagan Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York state of mind Posts: 528	looks up from fiendishly difficult crossword puzzle The really cool kids don't use an avatar at all--just an existential blank square. Blank is the new black. Share Share this post on Twitter

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05-04-2008, 09:39 AM	#28634
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05-04-2008, 11:16 AM	#28636
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05-04-2008, 12:48 PM	#28640
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