Thread Must Die! - Page 838

*stepurhan* · 03-04-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Their has to be blood between us step, you wouldn't happen to be kin to any Seviers or Guilliams would you?

Not as far as I'm aware.

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Search your feelings, stepsie, you know you want to!

Having terrible "Peter Andre doing Mysterious Girl" flashbacks here.

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

There must be female dwarfs, unless they asexually divide... which would just be creepy...

There are female dwarves but they also have beards. Dwarf courting largely consists of trying to find out the sex of the other dwarf. (Thanks to TP for that information)

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Originally Posted by Giligan

I've come to a realization. This thread is this forum. The rest is simply an appendage.

Any get out into the rest of the appendage these day?

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Haha, the self important fools! You can't legislate against a fundamental law of the universe!

Sure you can. The orbit of the earth has changed just for that state since then.

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

How about a little Mussolini instead then?

Little Mussoline? He seems to be a somewhat bulky chap.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Hey! I know a gal named Boney Marony.

Are you sure she isn't a pizza? ( See number 20)

RLacey · 03-05-2007, 01:52 AM

Die, Thread™!

Jatsie · 03-05-2007, 04:48 AM

So much resolve, if only you could apply that to something worthwhile.

Jazhara7 · 03-05-2007, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Having terrible "Peter Andre doing Mysterious Girl" flashbacks here.

Why?

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*stepurhan* · 03-05-2007, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Why?

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Mostly the half-nakedness and the lines on the torso (though Sand does look like he has an annoying singing voice as well

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Giligan · 03-05-2007, 06:13 AM

Jazhara7 · 03-05-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Mostly the half-nakedness and the lines on the torso (though Sand does look like he has an annoying singing voice as well

)

Heh, I forgot to mention that that image is a scene from the fanfic "Oath of Fealty", in which the Knight Captain gets a Tattoo from joining the Neverwinter Nine. Nevalle had to take off his shirt so that he could show his tattoo, while the Knight Captain (a very naughty Knight Captain, it seems) said she wanted the tattoo on the small of her back, so she took off her shirt too. I can't remember if Sand was asked to take off his shirt too, or he simply felt silly and wanted to make Nevalle feel even more insecure, but he took off his shirt too. He was in the room too because he had to conduct the Oath ritual and make the tattoo.

Here's another scene from "Oath of Fealty". The artist, who is also the author of "Oath of Fealty" assures us that in this image they are all still wearing their pants (also, notice Nevalle's oath tattoo. Theres rumours of him having a tattoo of Nasher's winking face on his left buttock, though.

):

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Jazhara7 · 03-05-2007, 07:19 AM

Oh gods, this just made my day. Have to share it:

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RLacey · 03-05-2007, 07:55 AM

...

Jatsie · 03-05-2007, 08:00 AM

You made my elf a hetero, how could you!?

Jazhara7 · 03-05-2007, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

You made my elf a hetero, how could you!?

It's not by his choice. The ritual went wrong, and now the Knight Captain has ultimate control over Nevalle and Sand (I'm not making this up.). Also, it's just a friendly kiss. There's nothing more to it, dear Jatsie.

So your elf is still a homo!

I even have proof. Here's an old picture from Sand's photo album with a past lover:

These days, Duncan and Sand don't get along as well. They're only friends, if anything (and they always argue). So he's up for taking!

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rlpw · 03-05-2007, 08:18 AM

Goodness! Is it hot in here?

Giligan · 03-05-2007, 08:21 AM

Good heavens.

Jatsie · 03-05-2007, 08:25 AM

Oooh, yummy. Nothing like a little man love for the constitution!

Jelena · 03-05-2007, 08:59 AM

Now this is unfair. Can I have some Daniel Craig please!?

RLacey · 03-05-2007, 11:04 AM

This Thread™ is silly.

Giligan · 03-05-2007, 11:45 AM

This forum is silly. I still can't change my avatar myself.

akane_t · 03-05-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Squinky

I've decided that this thread needs more Nazis in it.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

That should take care of the German contingency. Whom should we send in to claim thier bodies?

Jazhara7 · 03-05-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by akane_t

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

That should take care of the German contingency. Whom should we send in to claim thier bodies?

Eh? I'm immune against the lethal joke, you know. I'm a big fan of Monty Python.

Now go and hide, so we can re-enact my favourite sketch: How not to be seen.

*prepares the explosives*

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akane_t · 03-05-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Eh? I'm immune against the lethal joke, you know. I'm a big fan of Monty Python.

Now go and hide, so we can re-enact my favourite sketch: How not to be seen.

*prepares the explosives*

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The Larch.

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