[Giligan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Well, even if you can't take a mother's advice, maybe you can take my looney advice?

My advice: Don't forget your mothers and/or Loonies!
"I've taken her advice a lot of times, and do you see my brain exploded? I don't think so! So it is defintitely safe to take!"

Thank you for the vote of confidence, Iggy.

Not to worry, I do take my mother's advice.
Although with Jazhara7, it's really most difficult to tell whether or not her head has exploded or not.
Although on most opinions on my major projects, she usually can only offer advice mildly from the sidelines. For instance, my fixation with military science has always been rather unsettling to her, for some reason.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Although with Jazhara7, it's really most difficult to tell whether or not her head has exploded or not.

Hey, I didn't say my head didn't explode. That was Igrette! My foster Angeldragon child.

"Yeah! Don't tell me you can't tell me apart from Mommy! Because if you can't, you must be either blind, or bloody drunk."

Iggy!!

"What?! It's true!"

*sigh* Yeah, it is. But you could try to use a bit more civilized language, okay darling?

"Like 'Bruised Purgatory'?"

*giggles* Yeah, something like that, my dear.

"Okay, I'll try that, Mommy!"

That's my little darling.

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[rlpw]

Trust me folks always at least act like your taking your mother's advice.

It makes them feel good, you feel good, and you never know when one day you'll look up and they aren't there. God knows I missed mine a lot this holiday season.

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by UPtimist

In other news (well, not news actually), I think it may be worth the effort to actually get a bittorrent program, so which would be a worthy program? I have no idea about them whatsoever.

I used Bit Comet to download The White Chamber (have they stopped doing bittorrent?). The Bit Comet homepage is here.If you get chinese characters there is an English link in the top left-hand corner.

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Not really, there's something about Tony Shalhoub that I just don't like.

What's not to like? He's Obsessive. He's Compulsive. He's Detective.

Plus I liked him in 13 Ghosts.

Originally Posted by Giligan

I've created a way to end this thread peacefully. Can't you just co-operate already?

Mr "guns and chainsaws die die die bwahahahahaha" has come up with a peaceful solution? This I have to hear.

Originally Posted by Jelena

Don't forget to hug your mums!

I hugged my mum when she came down earlier this week. Her second husband was less than usually annoying as well. Good day really.

Originally Posted by RLacey

Oh yay. My computer is dying on me.

Quick Rob. Download the thread on to your computer and they can both die together.

Originally Posted by Squinky

"..." is the new "whatever".

Because the old "whatever" was just getting so......... old.

Originally Posted by rlpw

Trust me folks always at least act like your taking your mother's advice.

It makes them feel good, you feel good, and you never know when one day you'll look up and they aren't there. God knows I missed mine a lot this holiday season.

(((((rlpw)))))

Good advice all round really. Appreciate the ones you care about because you never know what will happen.

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Mr "guns and chainsaws die die die bwahahahahaha" has come up with a peaceful solution? This I have to hear.

Well, that plan crashed and burned, as naturally I suspected it would, once again leading me to the conclusion that choas, destruction, and open warfare are the only way to kill something.

[RLacey]

...

[UPtimist]

Originally Posted by Jelena

Then it's highly likely that I actually saw that episode where the quote came from. It seemed so familiar. I've watched The Pretender a lot this last year. It's on everyday in the afternoon and since I only work a couple of hours (so far) in the morning I watch some afternoon shows regurarely. The Pretender is one of them.

Oh. My. God.

I repeat.

Anyways, if it's not very far right now, you wouldn't know it. It's said, if not frequently, then at least sometimes after certain plot twists...

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by UPtimist

Oh. My. God.

I repeat.

Anyways, if it's not very far right now, you wouldn't know it. It's said, if not frequently, then at least sometimes after certain plot twists...

Now, what were you saying there Uptimist? To me that was totally incomprehensible.

[RLacey]

Potatoes.

[Jatsie]

You say potato, I say potato,
You say tomato, I say tomato,
Tomato, tomato, potato, potato...

[RLacey]

We should indeed call the whole thing off. Let's start with this Thread™.

[Giligan]

Have I ever shared with you folks the story of when I witnessed The World's Largest Block of Cheese™?

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Have I ever shared with you folks the story of when I witnessed The World's Largest Block of Cheeseâ„¢?

Ooh, do tell! Was it dreamy?


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[Giligan]

Not really. As I recall, it had enormous holes in it. And I'm not talking little pinholes, here. These were crawl-inside-and-get-lost-forever sized holes. These tunnels were so big, they must've had lamps strung up inside them. These holes were so big, they were probably making Roquefort in the lower levels.

The whole thing was significantly smaller than I would have thought, though. It wasn't as big as a house. A doghouse, yes. Anything bigger; no. It was located inside a glassed-in tractor trailer. I remember the tractor part as being rather old, a model from the 50's or 60's. The entire facility was rather small and insignificant.

Now, The World's Largest Block of Cheese™ is just something you won't find anywhere else. Only in America™.

[RLacey]

Maybe you should have produced The World's Largest Cheest on Toast™.

[Giligan]

Hardly; we have no use for 200lb bread crumbs falling about, you know.

[RLacey]

Not even to feed The World's Largest Birds™?

[Giligan]

Not unless the Wandering Albatross eats bread.

[rlpw]

I love Chewing gum

[RLacey]

Great.