Thread Must Die! - Page 661

SSH · 10-23-2006, 07:24 AM

WARNING: USER UPtimist HAS EXCEEDED THEIR QUOTE QUOTA

RLacey · 10-23-2006, 07:27 AM

Guys... just let the Thread™ rest in peace!

UPtimist · 10-23-2006, 07:27 AM

Not. (to both the posts above. Mainly the former.)

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Originally Posted by Jelena

I know I've seen an episode of some crime show (expr?)recently with this exact quote in it. Could be CSI/CSI Miami, Medium or Law&Order SVU. The CSI shows and Medium are almost the only shows I watch.

Grrr Uptimist, you got my brains working on overload.

I'll be very surprised if anyone actually gets it... Maybe I'll give a hint later.

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SSH

There certainly is no try-al if you're in Guantanamo Bay

Don't blame me. 99.9 % of all Americans are firmly against Guantanamo, as far as I can tell.

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bulldog

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch..... I don’t smell sweet victory yet.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

The anniversary of its birth will be in December. The anniversary of its death will be in a little under a year.

Either way, I killed the Thread™. Thankfully.

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Originally Posted by bulldog

I like hearing secrets...... the thread has a secret and it taunts Lacey everyday, which is why he tries to kill it. Since the thread was only taking a long nap yesterday..... Isn’t its birthday coming up soon? We should have a party for it.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Apparently your heart is an ocean of secrets, SSH.

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Originally Posted by SSH

Every night in my dreams
I read it, I reply to it
That is how I know it goes on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that Thread™ must go on
Once more you open the reply window
And you're here in the forum and the Thread™ must go on

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Originally Posted by RLacey

And the band played on as the ship sank...

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Originally Posted by Jelena

No, we're just sitting back stage.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Darnit Squinky broke the band!

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Originally Posted by Squinky

The band's currently taking a break.

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Originally Posted by Sage

Does the band know "Dwaarnyn the Dark Nosed Ur-Grue"?

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Originally Posted by Giligan

Die, Thread!.....Uh....

(I'm getting goofy; Time to go to bed.

)

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Originally Posted by bulldog

Those aren't green bottles on the wall, those are your green polo shirts

*hands Lacey some glasses*

*giggles, are you blind man?* heheheh

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Originally Posted by RLacey

One hundred thousand million green bottles, hanging on the wall?

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Originally Posted by Squinky

Perhaps I should clarify: the band listens to requests, but whether or not it chooses to actually play them is a different story. That being said...

*plays "It's Christmas in Heaven", then follows it up with a rousing round of the Lumberjack Song*

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Originally Posted by RLacey

It's Christmas in Heaven?

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Originally Posted by Squinky

Who cares? It's a great excuse for a party!

*finishes "Poor Unfortunate Souls" and moves into Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"*

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Originally Posted by rlpw

I don't see why you guys are eulogizing th Thread™ cause it's not dead... its um... just napping. yea thats it, a looooonng nap

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Good choice.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Hey is the band accepting requests? I wanna here 'Heard it on the X'

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Originally Posted by Squinky

*begins conducting "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid*

One of the classic Thread pages.

UPtimist · 10-23-2006, 07:34 AM

If you try and kill them, you're put in prison; if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed.

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jelena

Now, I'm not sure if I have heard that version, but I too love Maria, Maria with Santana. (If there's only one version then I have heard it.

)

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

You are officially the leitmotif of this thread.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

I'm singing "Lullaby of Broadway" from 42nd Street.

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Originally Posted by mouse on mars

It's time to go outside and get some fresh air!

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Originally Posted by Jelena

I've got the impression that Rob is a quite talented singer.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

No, don't. Stay away from this Thread™ forever!!!

Here's a few oldies, but goodies. Placed in an order which will make them even more hilarious.

UPtimist · 10-23-2006, 07:57 AM

You know, I'd like that A Bit of Fry & Laurie would be reran (note what a clever word that is).

Jelena · 10-23-2006, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

I'll be very surprised if anyone actually gets it... Maybe I'll give a hint later.

Please give us a hint now, I'm going to have trouble falling asleep if I'm going to rack my brain over it all night.

*stepurhan* · 10-23-2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jelena

Please give us a hint now, .

There you go.

On an unrelated topic, has anyone seen where I put my reading glasses?

Panthera · 10-23-2006, 09:01 AM

They're on top of your nose!

Hammerite · 10-23-2006, 09:39 AM

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it pyramid

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

On an unrelated topic, has anyone seen where I put my reading glasses?

Looks like they're on your ponytail.

Jazhara7 · 10-23-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Giligan

How very un-classy....

Attaaaack!!!!

(I'm the redhead on the right)

Now leave me alone in my dejection/SAD/CAD...

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Trumgottist · 10-23-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SSH

Make sure it is Tesco ketchup

Heinz is the best ketchup I've tried (I don't think that Tesco thing exists over here), but no brand can beat home-made tomato chutney

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Originally Posted by Giligan

It's nothing a little A-1 steak sauce couldn't help, I'm sure.

Is that something like Worcester-sauce?

Jatsie · 10-23-2006, 01:07 PM

I imagine it gives the steak that gritty, tarish-flavour you'd expect after dragging a piece of meat from London to Edinburgh.

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trumgottist

Is that something like Worcester-sauce?

It's like that, but much more low-class. For a barbeque, every body's got a bottle.

It's pretty good stuff.

bulldog · 10-23-2006, 01:43 PM

oh yeah A-1 steak sauce is great

Trumgottist · 10-23-2006, 01:58 PM

Just add some garlic, and you'll be set.

Giligan · 10-23-2006, 03:38 PM

I think not.

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