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My son tried to make such a deal with me with only 10 minutes notice before he was to catch the bus to town. I refused since hubby and I just had opened a bottle of wine and I told him that taking the last bus all alone wasn't an option. Domestic war broke out. *heavy sigh* At least now he knows stunts like that doesn't work.
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12-02-2006, 07:48 AM
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12-02-2006, 07:51 AM
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12-02-2006, 08:00 AM
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Why don't you just say what was on your mind.
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12-02-2006, 08:03 AM
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Well, if you insist upon me ruining the political correctness of the last couple of pages of this thread, then ok....
I believe it was Hammerite, who made a riddle of sorts: he would give people a random (apparently) number. Apparently, the number denoted one's penis size. Afterwards he revealed it to be the count of people's posts in this thread. It was an annoying bugger, though, and had a few people stumped. As it turned out, you had the biggest number. 
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12-02-2006, 08:07 AM
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It must be very disturbing to all the guys on this forum if it's true that I have the biggest p---s since I don't have any. What does that say about you guys.
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12-02-2006, 08:10 AM
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For the record, I was pretty high on that list.
That's still not really a comfort, though.
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12-02-2006, 09:08 AM
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Did anyone see "Have I Got News For You?" last night?
Anne Widdecombe MP was the guest host, and when one female member of the panel stated in response to something that was said, that she herself had a very small penis, the look on Anne's face was priceless. This conversation reminded me of that.
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12-02-2006, 09:12 AM
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I feel so inferior
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12-02-2006, 02:31 PM
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It's nice to see that the quality of conversation has remained sky high in my heading-home absence...
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12-02-2006, 02:33 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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12-03-2006, 01:28 AM
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12-03-2006, 03:08 AM
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It's something about Capten Kirk being called Tiberius and thus everyone who hasn't got a middle name is by default called Tiberius...  I know she'll be yelling at me for not explaining this correctly. But my memory is....you know.....lost in the mist...... Since you're aiming to be a shrink: get used to people like me!
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12-03-2006, 03:12 AM
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Hey I don't have a middle name either!
Should've thought of Tiberius, seeing as how I had the option of changing my name for free when I was getting my U.S. citizenship.
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