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Old 12-02-2006, 06:49 AM   #14201
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Tell that to my daughters who keep depriving me of even that amount...
Wait until they're teenagers and want to go to parties or stay at friend's late. And you, being worried to death about what could happen to them on their way home, promise to pick them up at.....midnight or worse.
My son tried to make such a deal with me with only 10 minutes notice before he was to catch the bus to town. I refused since hubby and I just had opened a bottle of wine and I told him that taking the last bus all alone wasn't an option. Domestic war broke out.
*heavy sigh*
At least now he knows stunts like that doesn't work.
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:48 AM   #14202
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What?! I don't get what your aiming at.
Sorry, I should have said "is this one of those ridiculous riddles again?"
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:51 AM   #14203
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Is this going to be one of those "Jelena p---s deals again?
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Sorry, I should have said "is this one of those ridiculous riddles again?"
Well you're going to have to explain yourself. What does Jelena p---s deals mean?
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:52 AM   #14204
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You mean..... you don't remember?
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:00 AM   #14205
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You mean..... you don't remember?
Since I don't know what Jelena p---s deals mean I don't know if I remember whatever you're referring to.
Why don't you just say what was on your mind.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:03 AM   #14206
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Well, if you insist upon me ruining the political correctness of the last couple of pages of this thread, then ok....

I believe it was Hammerite, who made a riddle of sorts: he would give people a random (apparently) number. Apparently, the number denoted one's penis size. Afterwards he revealed it to be the count of people's posts in this thread. It was an annoying bugger, though, and had a few people stumped.

As it turned out, you had the biggest number.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:07 AM   #14207
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Well, if you insist upon me ruining the political correctness of the last couple of pages of this thread, then ok....

I believe it was Hammerite, who made a riddle of sorts: he would give people a random (apparently) number. Apparently, the number denoted one's penis size. Afterwards he revealed it to be the count of people's posts in this thread. It was an annoying bugger, though, and had a few people stumped.

As it turned out, you had the biggest number.
I have to admit I had completely forgotten about that.
It must be very disturbing to all the guys on this forum if it's true that I have the biggest p---s since I don't have any. What does that say about you guys.
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For the record, I was pretty high on that list.

That's still not really a comfort, though.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:27 AM   #14209
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I bet all the guys in chit chat are waiting for the standard size-comment right now....

But you know....new rules......sorry.....

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Did anyone see "Have I Got News For You?" last night?

Anne Widdecombe MP was the guest host, and when one female member of the panel stated in response to something that was said, that she herself had a very small penis, the look on Anne's face was priceless.

This conversation reminded me of that.
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It's nice to see that the quality of conversation has remained sky high in my heading-home absence...
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It's nice to see that the quality of conversation has remained sky high in my heading-home absence...
Goody!! let's make fun of Robsie!
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Why? Because I'm on holiday?
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Goody!! let's make fun of Robsie!

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Don't you dare making fun of Tibsie!

(By the way, can we call you Paulsie? Or Pwsie? It's the naming covention here, you see.)


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(By the way, can we call you Paulsie? Or Pwsie? It's the naming covention here, you see.)


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Old 12-03-2006, 01:13 AM   #14217
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Is this going to be one of those "Jelena p---s deals again?
Sounds like a dodgy spam e-mail offer.

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I actually knew the definition of the low road without you explaining it (is anyone concerned because of that? I am not!), but thank you anyway.

I can't remember where I learned of it, though.


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My term is finished! Now I just have to weight another six hours tom get home because I'm staying up here to sing in a service!

In other news, five hours of sleep a night (or less) isn't advisable.
As demonstrated by your use of "weigth" and "tom" in that post. That's so unlike you, get some more sleep.
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Tell that to my daughters who keep depriving me of even that amount...
SSH'S DAUGHTERS! YOUR DAD NEEDS MORE THAN FIVE HOURS SLEEP A NIGHT!!!

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Sorry, I should have said "is this one of those ridiculous riddles again?"
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I have to admit I had completely forgotten about that.
It must be very disturbing to all the guys on this forum if it's true that I have the biggest p---s since I don't have any. What does that say about you guys.
That list was incomplete. I came a lot further up but Rob surpassed us all. He definitely had (and still has) the biggest P ost count.

Almost there now.

B - 1
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Don't you dare making fun of Tibsie!
I don't get it, how do you go from Robert Lacey to Tibsie? I guess he's got a t and a b in his first name...
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I don't get it, how do you go from Robert Lacey to Tibsie? I guess he's got a t and a b in his first name...
Do you really mean you haven't heard Jazes explanation yet?
It's something about Capten Kirk being called Tiberius and thus everyone who hasn't got a middle name is by default called Tiberius...

I know she'll be yelling at me for not explaining this correctly. But my memory is....you know.....lost in the mist......

Since you're aiming to be a shrink: get used to people like me!
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Hey I don't have a middle name either!

Should've thought of Tiberius, seeing as how I had the option of changing my name for free when I was getting my U.S. citizenship.
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