04-02-2006, 09:54 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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He's the Duracell Bunny.
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04-02-2006, 01:03 PM
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In his own world now
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Pa, USA
Posts: 214
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16 things to do in walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code green' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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04-02-2006, 01:34 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
Posts: 8,527
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I always mean to do that, especiall 11. I hate Walmart, and the clothing racks at Toom are not the ones that you can hide in. Also, this list is missing something: 17. Fill your shopping cart with lamb chops and go around the store singing "Mary had a little lamb". - 
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04-02-2006, 01:56 PM
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In his own world now
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Pa, USA
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there are a lot more............there are 20, but i forgot some of them
the mary lad a little lamb thing, was one of them here are the rest of them 18. wear a pair of pants you want to return into the store 19. take a bike from one of the racks in the toy section and make a lap of the store 20. play bumper cars with the scooters in the front of the store P.S. in #4..........."code green" is a hostage situation and there is one that is not on the list..........but it should be.........hide a parishable item (ie. meat or cheese) in another (normal) item and place it on layaway
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sometimes the solution to a problem is right in front of you..............other times the problem may take years of struggle to overcome it, but no matter how hard the solution, solving the problem is one of the highest forms of satisfaction known to man Last edited by Dangerzone; 04-02-2006 at 02:03 PM. |
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04-02-2006, 02:28 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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OK. The fun's over. It's time for the THREAD to DIE. The THREAD MUST DIE!
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04-02-2006, 02:31 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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 Hello.
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04-02-2006, 02:38 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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04-02-2006, 02:40 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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I'm innocent.
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04-02-2006, 02:41 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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But I really am innocent.
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04-02-2006, 02:46 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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Don't I know you from somewhere?
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