04-03-2006, 11:14 AM | #4881 | |
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04-03-2006, 11:40 AM | #4882 |
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in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon , hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum, 5 monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah, egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad, weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah, oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra 10 ofer hronrade hyran scolde, gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning! Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned, geong in geardum, þone god sende folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat 15 þe hie ær drugon aldorlease lange hwile. Him þæs liffrea, wuldres wealdend, woroldare forgeaf; Beowulf wæs breme (blæd wide sprang), Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in. 20 Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean, fromum feohgiftum on fæder bearme, þæt hine on ylde eft gewunigen wilgesiþas, þonne wig cume, leode gelæsten; lofdædum sceal 25 in mægþa gehwære man geþeon. Him ða Scyld gewat to gescæphwile felahror feran on frean wære. Hi hyne þa ætbæron to brimes faroðe, swæse gesiþas, swa he selfa bæd, 30 þenden wordum weold wine Scyldinga; leof landfruma lange ahte. þær æt hyðe stod hringedstefna, isig ond utfus, æþelinges fær. Aledon þa leofne þeoden, 35 beaga bryttan, on bearm scipes, mærne be mæste. þær wæs madma fela of feorwegum, frætwa, gelæded; ne hyrde ic cymlicor ceol gegyrwan hildewæpnum ond heaðowædum, 40 billum ond byrnum; him on bearme læg madma mænigo, þa him mid scoldon on flodes æht feor gewitan. Nalæs hi hine læssan lacum teodan, þeodgestreonum, þon þa dydon 45 þe hine æt frumsceafte forð onsendon ænne ofer yðe umborwesende. þa gyt hie him asetton segen geldenne heah ofer heafod, leton holm beran, geafon on garsecg; him wæs geomor sefa, 50 murnende mod. Men ne cunnon secgan to soðe, selerædende, hæleð under heofenum, hwa þæm hlæste onfeng.
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04-03-2006, 12:02 PM | #4883 |
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Beware the creepy dog of greatness!
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04-03-2006, 12:18 PM | #4884 |
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04-03-2006, 12:39 PM | #4885 |
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Those smiley look edible.
Eat happiness.
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04-03-2006, 01:01 PM | #4886 |
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For some reason I now want to eat a gingerbread man, a smiling gingerbread man that is.
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04-03-2006, 01:21 PM | #4887 |
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I want to eat chocolate. Oh, wait, I have been all day...
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04-03-2006, 01:26 PM | #4888 | |
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04-03-2006, 01:28 PM | #4889 |
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I don't think that gingerbread men can move their eyebrows, Trep.
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04-03-2006, 01:29 PM | #4890 | |
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04-03-2006, 01:31 PM | #4891 |
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Presumably your gingerbread men are all bending over to touch their toes, with their torsos forming the third part of the tripod?
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04-03-2006, 01:32 PM | #4892 | |
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04-03-2006, 01:35 PM | #4893 |
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Eating a real, and thus anatomically incorrect, gingerbread man?
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04-03-2006, 01:42 PM | #4894 | |
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04-03-2006, 01:53 PM | #4895 |
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Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
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04-03-2006, 01:57 PM | #4896 |
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Kenyan Girl wants you to go away so she can start her rocket experiments in this thread. -
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04-03-2006, 01:58 PM | #4897 |
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Kenyan Girl needs a permit from His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, if she wants to conduct the aforementioned experiments. And she doesn't have one. In fact, her punishment for this is to be evicted from the thread.
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04-03-2006, 02:04 PM | #4898 |
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The Chief of Benin and a random Mayan Noble have decided that Robert Tibsie Lacey shall be banished from this thread henceforth and forever. He shall neither behold these posts, nor set foot inside this thread ever again. He shall wander the forums in perpetual solitude. His mournful cry will be a lesson to all those who would defy the will of the Loony Empress!!! -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
04-03-2006, 02:08 PM | #4899 |
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Excuse me, but does the Chief of Benin or the Mayan Noble have an eviction licence signed by His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, and countersigned by the board of LaceyWare Interactive? I think not. Their attempts to banish His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, will therefore prove unsuccessful. As well you know, dear .
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04-03-2006, 02:11 PM | #4900 | |
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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