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Old 04-03-2006, 11:14 AM   #4881
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Old 04-03-2006, 11:40 AM   #4882
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Hwæt! We Gardena
in geardagum,
þeodcyninga,
þrym gefrunon
,
hu ða æþelingas
ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing
sceaþena þreatum,

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monegum mægþum,
meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas.
Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden,
he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum,
weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc
þara ymbsittendra

10
ofer hronrade
hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan.
þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs
æfter cenned,
geong in geardum,
þone god sende
folce to frofre;
fyrenðearfe ongeat

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þe hie ær drugon
aldorlease
lange hwile.
Him þæs liffrea,
wuldres wealdend,
woroldare forgeaf;
Beowulf wæs breme
(blæd wide sprang),
Scyldes eafera
Scedelandum in.

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Swa sceal geong guma
gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftum
on fæder bearme,
þæt hine on ylde
eft gewunigen
wilgesiþas,
þonne wig cume,
leode gelæsten;
lofdædum sceal

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in mægþa gehwære
man geþeon.
Him ða Scyld gewat
to gescæphwile
felahror feran
on frean wære.
Hi hyne þa ætbæron
to brimes faroðe,
swæse gesiþas,
swa he selfa bæd,

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þenden wordum weold
wine Scyldinga;
leof landfruma
lange ahte.
þær æt hyðe stod
hringedstefna,
isig ond utfus,
æþelinges fær.
Aledon þa
leofne þeoden,

35
beaga bryttan,
on bearm scipes,
mærne be mæste.
þær wæs madma fela
of feorwegum,
frætwa, gelæded;
ne hyrde ic cymlicor
ceol gegyrwan
hildewæpnum
ond heaðowædum,

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billum ond byrnum;
him on bearme læg
madma mænigo,
þa him mid scoldon
on flodes æht
feor gewitan.
Nalæs hi hine læssan
lacum teodan,
þeodgestreonum,
þon þa dydon

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þe hine æt frumsceafte
forð onsendon
ænne ofer yðe
umborwesende.
þa gyt hie him asetton
segen geldenne
heah ofer heafod,
leton holm beran,
geafon on garsecg;
him wæs geomor sefa,

50
murnende mod.
Men ne cunnon
secgan to soðe,
selerædende,
hæleð under heofenum,
hwa þæm hlæste onfeng.
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Old 04-03-2006, 12:39 PM   #4885
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Those smiley look edible.

Eat happiness.
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Old 04-03-2006, 01:01 PM   #4886
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For some reason I now want to eat a gingerbread man, a smiling gingerbread man that is.
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Old 04-03-2006, 01:21 PM   #4887
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I want to eat chocolate. Oh, wait, I have been all day...
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Old 04-03-2006, 01:26 PM   #4888
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For some reason I now want to eat a gingerbread man, a smiling gingerbread man that is.
An anatomically correct smiling gingerbread man?
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Old 04-03-2006, 01:28 PM   #4889
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I don't think that gingerbread men can move their eyebrows, Trep.
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An anatomically correct smiling gingerbread man?
I'd prefer an anatomically incorrect gingerbread man, I wouldn't be satisfied unless I was eating a genuine tripod.
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Presumably your gingerbread men are all bending over to touch their toes, with their torsos forming the third part of the tripod?
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I'd prefer an anatomically incorrect gingerbread man, I wouldn't be satisfied unless I was eating a genuine tripod.
My dear, if I ate an anatomically correct gingerbread man it would only be a form of foreplay.........for the real thing.
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Eating a real, and thus anatomically incorrect, gingerbread man?
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My dear, if I ate an anatomically correct gingerbread man it would only be a form of foreplay.........for the real thing.
For some of us, anatomically correct gingerbread men are all we have
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Kenyan Girl needs a permit from His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, if she wants to conduct the aforementioned experiments. And she doesn't have one. In fact, her punishment for this is to be evicted from the thread.
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The Chief of Benin and a random Mayan Noble have decided that Robert Tibsie Lacey shall be banished from this thread henceforth and forever. He shall neither behold these posts, nor set foot inside this thread ever again. He shall wander the forums in perpetual solitude. His mournful cry will be a lesson to all those who would defy the will of the Loony Empress!!!



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Excuse me, but does the Chief of Benin or the Mayan Noble have an eviction licence signed by His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, and countersigned by the board of LaceyWare Interactive? I think not. Their attempts to banish His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, will therefore prove unsuccessful. As well you know, dear .
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Excuse me, but does the Chief of Benin or the Mayan Noble have an eviction licence signed by His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, and countersigned by the board of LaceyWare Interactive? I think not. Their attempts to banish His Supreme Excellence Robert Tiberius Lacey, Master of the Thread, will therefore prove unsuccessful. As well you know, dear .

No, but they happen to have a horse!



Chicks totally dig the horse!


How about this, Tibsie? I will continue to rule the world, and you get this thread. We have a deal? You'll get a horse too!



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