12-24-2006, 10:50 PM | #14841 |
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10 PRINT "MERRY"
20 PRINT "CHRISTMAS" 30 GOTO 10
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12-25-2006, 12:09 AM | #14842 |
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No spaces or punctuation?
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12-25-2006, 12:45 AM | #14843 |
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Of course not. My aim, of course, is to flood the screen with "MERRYCHRISTMASMERRYCHRISTMASMERRYCHRISTMASMERRYCH RISTMASMERRYCHRISTMASMERRYCHRISTMASMERRYCHRISTMAS. .."
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12-25-2006, 04:11 AM | #14844 |
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And a Merry Christmas to you too!
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12-25-2006, 09:16 AM | #14845 |
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Error #293
Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible... |
12-25-2006, 01:25 PM | #14846 |
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I now have enough DVDs to keep me busy well into the new year...
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12-25-2006, 01:31 PM | #14847 |
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You're going to be too busy to spend quality time with the Thread™, now aren't you?
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12-25-2006, 01:39 PM | #14848 |
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Computer Error#522:
Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell... |
12-25-2006, 01:43 PM | #14849 |
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I've always got time for the Thread™. Whether that's ever quality time, though...
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12-25-2006, 08:11 PM | #14850 |
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Computer error # 529
phase displacement misalignment, try moving your chair to the left... |
12-25-2006, 09:26 PM | #14851 |
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What kind of self-respecting computer prefaces its error messages with "Computer Error", anyway?
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12-26-2006, 06:24 AM | #14852 |
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12-26-2006, 01:06 PM | #14853 |
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Strange.
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12-26-2006, 02:30 PM | #14854 |
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Thank you
Error # 378 Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water... |
12-26-2006, 03:46 PM | #14855 |
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12-26-2006, 03:51 PM | #14856 |
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Aah, the blue screen of blood pressure-raising.
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12-26-2006, 04:24 PM | #14858 |
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Error #22:
SCSI bus error - take a taxi... |
12-26-2006, 04:30 PM | #14859 |
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12-26-2006, 04:40 PM | #14860 |
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Curses! Foiled again by the Brunette Albino. I don't know how to do a lot of stuff in my editor yet. Oh well I'll part with this shot though
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