03-30-2006, 01:48 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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A master suite at the Ritz? Wow, you're really going all out! I'm taken sadly, and also not into men.
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
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03-30-2006, 05:08 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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03-30-2006, 05:41 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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To counteract his prudishness, Rob's alter ego Roberta is a real slut.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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03-30-2006, 05:44 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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She loves the cock!
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
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03-30-2006, 05:48 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Aaahhh... Don't you think that the humble cockerell is a magnificent creature?
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03-30-2006, 05:48 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
Posts: 2,437
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She loves the schlong!
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
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03-30-2006, 05:49 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
Posts: 8,527
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I want to win this contest, so I'm going to ask very politely.
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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03-30-2006, 05:50 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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03-30-2006, 05:54 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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03-30-2006, 05:56 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Whatever.
It's positively evil that the forums won't let me post the exact same thing twice within five minutes... 
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03-30-2006, 06:38 AM
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Explorer of the uncharted
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iceland
Posts: 670
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One of my favorite authors is Philip K. Dick. He had a penis.
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We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun. |
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