Thread Must Die! - Page 1674

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 02:06 PM

Eh.

RLacey · 02-04-2009, 02:10 PM

Dreams are not enough
to win a war,
out here they're always keeping score -
beneath the tan the battle rages.

Smile a rented smile,
fill someone's glass,
kiss someone's wife,
kiss someone's ass,
we do whatever pays the wages.

Sunset Boulevard,
headline boulevard,
getting here is only the beginning.
Sunset Boulevard,
jackpot boulevard,
once you've won you have to go on winning.

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 02:37 PM

Let's invade, destroy their armies, imprison their populace, pillage their land, and declare martial law.

RLacey · 02-04-2009, 02:40 PM

No... that isn't the next line of the song!

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 02:42 PM

I'm constrained by no lyric.

RLacey · 02-04-2009, 02:47 PM

Or morality, apparently.

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 02:48 PM

His morals are as loose as my bowel movements were on my last trip to Mexico.

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 02:51 PM

Yeah, you're both right. We can't imprison the populace. That'd be like leaving a smoldering fire. We'll have to wipe them all out just to be on the safe side.

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 03:11 PM

Don't look at me like that. Pooping is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 03:16 PM

Just more proof that humans have quite a bit of room for improvement.

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 03:19 PM

Yeah, so improve, already.

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM

Well, I can't, yet.

Jazhara7 · 02-04-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Just more proof that humans have quite a bit of room for improvement.

You know, there's such people that believe that Elves are more perfect than humans in every matter. So perfect, in fact, that their bodies do not produce waste - meaning they don't have any lower body openings except maybe those required for reproduction.

I think that's very disturbing.

I'd rather think elves make poodoo too.

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rlpw · 02-04-2009, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

Nobody wants me here, so I'm staying.

You have to be here to keep us grounded in morbid reality.

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 05:07 PM

I thought it was the parents' job to do the grounding.

Jazhara7 · 02-04-2009, 05:10 PM

I thought that was the electrician's job...

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rlpw · 02-04-2009, 05:39 PM

I was thinking gravity myself.

Giligan · 02-04-2009, 06:20 PM

Gravity is working against me.
Gravity is working just to bring me down.

Squinky · 02-04-2009, 11:11 PM

Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity.

RLacey · 02-05-2009, 03:24 AM

Good riddance.

02-04-2009, 02:06 PM	#33461
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02-04-2009, 02:10 PM	#33462
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Dreams are not enough to win a war, out here they're always keeping score - beneath the tan the battle rages. Smile a rented smile, fill someone's glass, kiss someone's wife, kiss someone's ass, we do whatever pays the wages. Sunset Boulevard, headline boulevard, getting here is only the beginning. Sunset Boulevard, jackpot boulevard, once you've won you have to go on winning. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-04-2009, 02:37 PM	#33463
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02-04-2009, 02:40 PM	#33464
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	No... that isn't the next line of the song! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-04-2009, 02:42 PM	#33465
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I'm constrained by no lyric. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2009, 02:47 PM	#33466
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Or morality, apparently. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-04-2009, 02:48 PM	#33467
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	His morals are as loose as my bowel movements were on my last trip to Mexico. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-04-2009, 02:51 PM	#33468
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Yeah, you're both right. We can't imprison the populace. That'd be like leaving a smoldering fire. We'll have to wipe them all out just to be on the safe side. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2009, 03:11 PM	#33469
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Don't look at me like that. Pooping is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-04-2009, 03:16 PM	#33470
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Just more proof that humans have quite a bit of room for improvement. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2009, 03:19 PM	#33471
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Yeah, so improve, already. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-04-2009, 03:32 PM	#33472
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Well, I can't, yet. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2009, 05:07 PM	#33475
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	I thought it was the parents' job to do the grounding. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-04-2009, 05:10 PM	#33476
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02-04-2009, 06:20 PM	#33478
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Gravity is working against me. Gravity is working just to bring me down. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2009, 11:11 PM	#33479
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-05-2009, 03:24 AM	#33480
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Good riddance. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.